tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[klutziness]

nah
because everyone knows i never get in real trouble
so it isn't really a warning so much as a shake of the head or eyeroll

[klutziness]

[her invitation got lost in the mail]

just a little one!! it's no big deal!!!

[retributionflame]

Hm... Well, it would be considerate of you, yes. But they are not unfamiliar with the concept of the Head having bedroom activities within the mansion. I don't think you should worry so much about what they have seen.

[klutziness]

i told someone i was really good at picking locks
so they bet me i couldn't get out of handcuffs
and i can get out of handcuffs!!



usually


but these are like, really good handcuffs

[yeschef]

We're just coming out of slow season. Shit's about to get next level busy again

[acaseofyou]

Well, whimsy can be reasonable, too. Sometimes. On whims.

[klutziness]

oh please we both know you can't eat a whole cake on your own

what flavor?

[dathomirs]

Harming others indiscriminately in service of one's own desire for power is a start.

[nettling]

Come now, Sookie. Yours is a beauty that should be fully admired. I think you know that very well already.

[bustering]

( clearly they just need to put their heads together. )

wait there's a lemon-lime toothpaste?
and no one told me?
i meant the drink but
now i want to brush my teeth with citrusy goodness ...

( zack.

shut up. )

[aspolyhymnia]

Do you?

Thank you, that's actually really flattering.

[eyeofthehawk]

[Clint wasn't too sure what he was doing opening up one of his sanctuaries to the being that brainwashed him but he was all about second chances - he was given one to join SHIELD, he gave Natasha one and Barnes was getting one, so why not try to give Loki one too.

The buzzer makes no sound as it's pressed but there's a slight purple glow of light instead before Clint's voice could be heard as the building's door lock clicks open.]

Hey Lokes, we're on the top floor behind the unlocked purple door, come on up.

[machinajackass]

Not in a single sitting, no.
Cookies and cream.

[bustering]

( daddy please calm down. )

i really appreciate it but
i REALLY don't need anyone
uh
taken care of

[thegoshdarn]

he likes you best. you do it.

[bustering]

well when you put it that way ...

( still not feeling particularly warm and fuzzy, seph. )

[bustering]

then i'll make sure someone recites this at YOUR funeral
but we're talking about mine, remember?

( gen can you be normal for like. two seconds, please. )

[ironism]

Really? OK. I'm going to take that as feedback and work on making sure it recognizes your voice and no one else's. As for the redhead, she's with the other redhead aka my ex. They're somewhere in the building. Why?

[bustering]

but i can't get through all the flavors in just one night!

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's the problem. It doesn't even look good onstage anymore.

[ragemodes]

YOU LOVE IT

[pursuitofcappiness]

I hope so. She's a new neighbor. Hopefully nicer than Patrice.

[her_own_rules]

Only viable reason not to is if you're actively dying.

*Actively.* Not just bleeding everywhere because it's a day ending in y.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wait, what? Oh, I don't want to interrupt, I'll just text Nat and see if she can respond later.

Needed a follow-up on something from last week.

Anyway, I think it's calibrated to your voice 'cause it also wouldn't close when I ended my text. Doesn't matter. I've got hands.

[noreasonneeded]

I run a club, among a few other businesses. It’s doing well, so I like to think I’m not just biased in my recommendation of it.

Even more than flattery, I think there’s truth in it. Not that truth is always what matters most.