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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[kumagoro]

You don't have to say so. If it's you, how could it not be worth it?

[enough_of_a_bastard]

I won't be late, promise!

[And he may agree to take it for the road. You can never have too many, in his opinion. Possibly, at least. He may be positively thrilled now that Crowley's stopped sulking over taking the train.]

[willhappen]

plain words soooooooooooooooooooooOOoooOoOoooOoOo no singing?

[seguchitohma]

I'm only trying to ease your worries, that's all.

Is there anything Ryuichi would like me to bring?

[intertwinedfates]

[But he's still a god! A whiny baby god!]

Thank you, Touno-sama...!! (∩´﹏`∩);

[Hiyori forgetting is something Yato would never blame her for, but it's still something he strives to avoid everyday. Every annoying act he engages in (well, most, anyways) is all towards that purpose.]

That you did!!! Thank you, Hiyori...!

[Okay, now he's bawling like a big dork.]

[bubblegumheart]

That's a fair point. I'm not sure I care about status or respect, though.

[Or riches, if she's being honest. But having money would make it a lot easier to get away from Hawkins.]

I appreciate the honesty. Most people look at me and assume I can't handle the truth. It's kind of annoying, actually. And you haven't given me an answer yet.

[tangerinelike]

you're normally so fashionably attired, i admit i have a hard time imagining you in swim trunks.
wait a minute, what's the rest of the crew wearing? their clothes?

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[goatman]

hdsfkjhdsj


There. I believe that counts as... "gibberish"?

[theflashyfool]

About what? Joining my crew?

[kumagoro]

Tohma can bring whatever he wants~ But I think I'm pretty well set up here.

[oomfies]

do u want me to text her??
i can be very convincing LOL

[dansdreng]

i can barely imagine anyone trying to tell you what to do.

i would be
very thankful if you helped me. told me what to do.

[seguchitohma]

Then I'll leave it up to you. Take care of me, won't you?

[yatoist]

[ HE'S AN EMBARRASSING WHINY BABY GOD ]

no need to thank me, yato! i just had some free time!
oh but do thank touno-sama

[ maybe she's aware that he's being a nuisance half the time because he doesn't want to be forgotten. maybe that's why she's gotten A LITTLE more tolerant of his pestering and annoying antics. ]

i would not be the person i am without him

[ 🙏 ]

[bubblegumheart]

Yea! Unless there was something else I'm not aware of.

[vestments]

She's not the problem. She likes me.
I just don't think it'll warm him up to me any quicker.

[oomfies]

*do you want me to text him
i'm cute and endearing

he doesn't have to like YOU but he can like ME

[eyerasure]

heres your chance to demonstrate those skills

if im happy with your performance ill give you a better challenge

[feathersandflames]

Low hanging fruit, I know. Bad Bette. :)

I feel like when it comes to public-adjacent transport, he's probably more rented town car than he is taxi. I'm sure he'd die in an Uberpool.

[kumagoro]

Of course I will. All night.

[theflashyfool]

Depends. Are you gonna be willing to follow orders? I'd be your captain after all.

[seguchitohma]

I know you will. Ryuichi is never a disappointment.

[intertwinedfates]

[THE MOST EMBARRASSING GOD BABY]

Still!
But yes~ All hail Touno-sama~

[He still appreciates every second of the day she dedicates towards him. Even the popular gods are rarely granted that honor by any but their shrine attendants. For him to get that level of devotion and a shrine from Hiyori means more than he can ever properly express.]

Though you might be slightly less dangerous without his influence.

[And both of them would've been toast without those crazy wrestling moves.]

[antiformal]

So I have to sleep on the floor to get good attention? Okay.

[thirdratebadguy]

[It probably helps a little bit. It's not that Drury's a bad criminal, but he generally tends to try and exceed his grasp a bit too far. Not that he'd ever have the wherewithal to admit it to himself, but even if Batgirl hadn't been in the picture, Drury probably hadn't been destined for criminal greatness.]

Pretty sure a couple of them went to work for Catman for a bit before they realized they didn't like his big African hunter shtick. None of yours ever came to me, but even henchmen have their hierarchies. I stopped giving mine costumes, though. They just need black turtlenecks and easy black pants. Lululemon yoga pants tend to be the best. I give them all little moth pins though. It's something.