tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[wincon]

pipeline punch

[packingorder]

maybe?

are you challenging me, leona-senpai?

[bubblegumheart]

I asked you first.

But since we're sharing, I think you want very much to be the scary kind. It's important to you, so you act big and loud and over-the-top.

[moutonshot]

Is it really worth the risk of slicing up your mouth with shards of glass?

[pineneedle]

He screams? That sounds like he's doing it on purpose. Maybe he thinks you're attractive?

[moutonshot]

...Yeah, if it was hers then dying would have been the least of my worries...

[moutonshot]

I wasn't, but since you're offering it takes no extra effort to make two instead of one.

[that probably wasn't an offer...-]

[moutonshot]

Fine. Just let me know when you chew glass instead of ice, so I can laugh at you.

[moutonshot]

[...]

Alright, but only if you promise that you're going to eat it. No wasting food.

[moutonshot]

It won't be long, Luffy.

Though I don't know what I'm going to do about dessert.

[yeschef]

Fuuuck, we're that close?

Glad I'm not the only one

[bubblegumheart]

And like I said, his grammar is a lot better than that! It's fine!

It was Patrick. Can you believe that??

[crosspurpose]

So he didn't actually say anything of him.

You let a novice cut his teeth on you and take what was yours. How is that not pathetic?

it begins

[finalboy]

[ He's expecting something ugly, and ugly is exactly what he gets. Ash thinks he's prepared for it, thinks he's prepared for the way his stomach roils with sick (hot) excitement (nausea) when he reads that, but he isn't. What the fuck was he expecting, truly. ]

must get real embarrassing when you have to walk all the way back to your side of the woods.

the framing's nice, but the execution [ heh ] is a little off.
i'm quick, but i ain't THAT quick.

[moutonshot]

That wasn't an ask and it wasn't nice. Try again.

[thekingofthepirates]

Why were you naked, anyway?

[thekingofthepirates]

Welll...

We do have all those tangerines, like you said.

[hairsplit]

It is. Fair enough.

[finalboy]

i can hum too, numbnuts

[recilientrioting]

( That. The last text really does make him bristle- it makes his stubbornly heavy heart twist in a way he doesn't expect- and he flinches! )

I DONT THINK ITSANNOYING
OR BORING;;;

( Sure, he wanted Katsuki to agree for some reason. But not for that- the last thing Eijirou wanted was for Bakugou to think he was bored. Or didn't want to spend time with him. He was saying all the wrong things- for all the wrong reasons...

And now he was panicking.)

NO. bc my next two patrols r with you!
AND its too far out to like change partners and idk if Tetsu can now so;
and uh
idk it's the Uptown route and u and i prettymuch got that route down perfectly so
it'd be dumb to change that now;;
and its my fav route so....

( The rambling makes him feel even dumber. There's a little pink on his index fingers cuticle from how much he's been nibbling on his finger by now...)

[...]

ppl think spending too much time w you.

( There it is.)

[finalboy]

already tried that. twice.
it keeps coming back.

[theflashyfool]

He screamed about the stupid hat. Thought I was gonna destroy it. Do I need to spell it out for you?

It's not pathetic!! Besides, you had a run in and didn't kill him? How are you any better?

Wynonna | Wynonna Earp | OTA

[unraisehell]

1. I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.

2. Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers

3. Why is there a living, breathing cow on the front porch?

4. He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

[bubblegumheart]

Hey listen, she'll probably want to be your friend too!

And she'll probably try to hit on you. So y'know. Be warned. Hahah.

[firstimpression]

Hey that can be part of the lyrics! It practically writes itself, we'll be millionaires.