tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Vaggie | Hazbin Hotel

[notamusical]

1. shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.

2. She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"

3. I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it

4. The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me...

5. Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

6. Text her

1~

[droppingin]

coming up with the idea while drunk doesn't make it a drinking game.

pirates have NO RULES

[chibinasu]

[ooc: I'm making my way through the manga rn! I don't mind spoilers but at the same time I'm most likely not canon familiar if it wasn't in the la.]

I'm not going to make anything out of this. I'm sorry if you had your heart set on Spaghettios but I'm changing direction.

[choshinsei]

[ he prides himself on being helpful. 👍 no, he actually doesn't ]

if you wanted my insight, then you should have come to see me, instead of sending me a shoddy photo. [ he can't sense or test anything on a pic, getou. does he look like webmd for deadly rashes to you? ]

[dead_tongue]

you might just be fun after all.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah, totally.
So.

Who do you have a crush on?

[hackr]

lmfao ok so
we'll help you keep tabs on finn when we hit the streets tomorrow

[dead_tongue]

expressionism and surrealism are my jam. ah, this is great, you're my new favourite person!

[courtinsession]

What's that? You actually want me to take you out? You don't just want me to ride you into the mattress for a couple hours?

[twoton_twentyone]

Don't sweat it so much, Harley. That leads to over thinking and anxiety. I, so, know that one.

Plus, I don't even know how to do this right, I just know what I want.

[ A moment or two later, a second message follows. ]

That's totally you, if it wasn't clear.

[chibinasu]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[He cannot with you, moss head.]

the idea of wesker having his personal # to read his ass

[antivirus]

That's rich coming from the leading cause of undead road hazards.

[unclesam]

hey, I'm not above saying it - I DO have great tits.

[extrasensory_problems]

You know that's a really good point.

[Is it weird to say that he's actually looking forward to getting his bike now?]

You don't have to get in the bin by the way, I'll do that. I just need someone to help grab the bike as I lift it out.

[pirate_hunter]

Made breakfast.

Did you even try it?

[vestigial]

maybe

[ A guy's gotta have some secrets. Especially from a stalker! ]

feeling lonely, huh?

[cross_swords]

Already told you I am.

[darkassassin]

Well threatened, you're clearly learning something useful from me.

And oh, it was. A knife's edge - flirtation and battle, tied together. Every moment filled with adrenaline...and what a warrior!

I even liked the beard.

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[trabias_best]

Look I didn't want to assume, So that means you're free, right?

[thekingofthepirates]

Don't worry! I won't let you go over four next time, Nami.

But that means no more hungry hungry hippo table, I guess

[dead_tongue]

you don't think I'm cute?

[bigsmile]

( great ideas just waiting to be had. )

lemon lime toothpaste or drink? i feel like that's important here.

[california_dreaming]

Alright, I can do that. Sounds pretty easy. Then I'll meet you at your place?

[choshinsei]

[ not to @ a prevalent part of himself, but— ] so are curses.

if i'm going to be filthy, sinful and unworthy no matter what, then why shouldn't i learn to be more human? [ at least they have more facet to them than just cursed energy. ]

[callmeles]

A 6'6 guy who looks like you? They may be okay with it, depending on which way they swing.

And also, it's not like you don't enjoy chaos.