tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[hopeofkhaenriah]

I'm sorry...I never thought you were serious. And those letters...they're meant for you. I just never had the courage to give them to you.

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[grade4]

Where's Waldo?
What is that?

[extrasensory_problems]

The bathtub?

[wisecracking_shot]

All things roasted in the fire are weird.

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, OMG. I know he's like a secret agent and shit, but wow. He's like the terror of the hench community. I'll get Hank to send me a picture.

Oh my god, right? I swear my mom had one in every room in our house.

[unclesam]

I'm gonna patch you up and give you the stink eye while doing so.

[zauberdecke]

if you were to ask me of my preference, I think I like you with a beard so you do not have to apologize, it makes me want to rub my face up against your cheek just to feel the bristles.

[ now that they were talking about cats and all ]

[democratically]

They had lint on them, Anakin.

[burning_youth]

You've got dad music vibes.

[cohero]

Bruce.
Maybe I need to come stay for a few days.

[hackr]

jfc

damn bro how do u live with that

[notawaiter]

He's...good. Genuinelly good. It's rare. You only run into someone like that once in a lifetime.

And together, as a crew, I think we can help each other accomplish our goals. Things we've been dreaming aboutfor a long, long time.

How about you? Did you always want to be a pirate?

[chosenfordarkness]

They were perfectly fine! Pocket lint adds fiber, right?

[hopeofkhaenriah]

Diluc, regardless of how much you hate the knights, I hate seeing you hurt.

[ This one slipped by him, he won't let it happen again. ]

[sparklings]

How great for me that I'm already mad!

Fear not, I'll find out their identities and take extra good care of *their* hands instead!

[loves_hypoing_jim]

maybe I can tease you in other ways later

my hotel or your place?

[strippedbare]

the cute aggression gets overwhelming sometimes
i bite him a lot

[cuttingremark]

Not mine, but absolutely cursed. Be there in an hour. Continue not touching it.

[unclesam]

ouch. wound my ego harder, why don't you. teach me your ways.

[batsymbol]

I know how to order in.

[pyonpyon]

You.

[dathomirs]

At least I do not believe you took anyone distasteful to bed with you. As I said, most were too intimidated to even look at you after that.

[pryorities]

You went with that jumpsuit. Choices have already been made today.

[cuttingremark]

That is far less appealing than you think.

Where will we be keeping the ostrich and has Laura agreed to this?

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[bubblegumheart]

Are you drinking dry ice?