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We're vampires. We're amazing. I may not have had dibs called, but I've had women and men walk up and lay brutal kisses on me before.

hang on a sec im gonna google it[ let him cook ]

and how would you know about that, Jan?

Zero nakedness is probably best right now?
where ARE you?

1. I'm fortifying myself with wine and poetry tonight. Large quantities of both.
2. The only channel I can get at this motel is showing a marathon of Batman episodes. The theme music is going to be in my head for weeks, ugh.
3. No, my love life isn't dormant. It has actual dust on it. Any more like this and it will deserve a nice, tasteful little tomb in the Valley of the Pharoahs.
4. Some chocolate, wine, PBS, and sweatpants. Surely that's not too much to ask for in a date night.
5. [Text her!]

Edited 2023-09-15 23:49 (UTC)

Told you!
Ikea is dirty and raunchy.

however long it takes.
stop being a jerk and maybe I'll talk to you sunday through wednesday.

My preference is to rarely drink enough to get drunk.

So my apologies for the phone call, I was out with friends and they encouraged my bad behavior.

[Because no one should drunk dial a Vulcan, that's not a logical option at all really.]

He makes himself scarce on the rare occasion I have visitors. When you stay over next time, you will see just how soothing his purrs and biscuit-making ways can be.

[He clears his throat]

It is less common to refer to cats as pussies here. That is usually slang for a woman's private parts. Although in some cases, it can even refer to a male's as well.

I suppose one could liken Zemnian slang to undercommon.

huh i was right

[ ... ]

Hair sample, disection, it'd be one of the two.

( not everything is ABOUT YOU, genesis. sheesh. )

uh, no?
you can come
you just have to promise not to recite loveless

I don't think he's going to listen to me.
When he asked if I was god I said no.
So he lost all interest.

I probably should have said yes, huh?

Now that I can behind.

We're not girls.

1. What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
2. Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safe.
3. As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone.
4. Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's.
5. Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
6. Text him/bring your own!