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let's talk about s-e-x

So! You've got some questions, concerns, and comments about the deed. Is it a basic mechanics curiosity? Valid. What about a desire for more information about kink? Also valid. Hey, maybe you just want to know why sex is such a big deal, anyway. You guessed it, so valid. Get opinions on ANYTHING bedroom-related. Are you the only one that...? Probably not! How can you spice up your love life? Bakerstreet's got answers!

Consider this a safe space. Zero judgment. And it's Bakerstreet, so you can rest assured that we're giving you only the truth. Nobody would give you bad advice.

NEVER.

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Comments

Ser Estrella | Fantasy/Eldritch OC | OTA

[star_in_the_abyss]

Ah... suppose one were to... wish to bed someone, but didn't have the expected... equipment or appearance. How might you broach this topic?

I'm given to understand that there are many that would feel they were being neglected in a relationship if their partner did not do this act with them.

The person I am talking about would not be in opposition to such intimacy. Merely unsure of how to cross the barrier of species while not scaring the other person.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Just rip the bandaid off and tell them straight up what the deal is. Don't pussyfoot around it.

[ruruisms]

Sometimes you just have to take that leap in the name of love. If they love you … they’ll give it little importance just to be with you.

Trust me, I’d know.

Byleth Eisner || Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[goddess_withablade]

What is the best way to 'take it slow' with someone on the shy side?

[Well, more like 'how not to bully someone on the shy side'.]

[god_woken]

Any interest in this guy?

Stelle | Honkai Star Rail

[rip_homerun]

[She's texted something into the forum.]

Does anyone have advice for post-sex pain? Like REALLY bad soreness and etc. I can't move.

[springremedy]

Er… what kind of pain? Any itching? Burning?

Would you fuck a cryptid?

[vivisectio]

What about if they were part plant part human? I think that'd be fine ♡

[namesveryfuckingconfused]

I.

What.

[People can be into weird crap, yes, but a plant fucker? Are those actually a thing??]

[superstylishsquid]

If they're intelligent enough to consent, sure. Though, maybe you were more aiming that question at humans than at actual 'monsters'.

[ruruisms]

I am no one to judge anyone.

[coldsong]

If they're a consenting adult, they're into it, and it won't leave me with permanent physical damage? I don't see why not.

I'd have a lot of questions, though. Part human is the weirder bit to me than being a sapient plant based life form.

Re: Would you fuck a cryptid?

[thepriceforalife]

I'm married, and my wife and I agreed on monogamy. Prior to meeting Alice, I was a member of a secret organization devoted to hunting 'monsters', so the matter wouldn't have come up.

So, I'd have to have had an entirely different life to be able to even answer 'it depends on the person, and the species of cryptid'.

Guinevere | Fate Fandom OC | ota

[wifeoflegend]

I don't understand some of these vile kinks, and why they are a shared common interest in this modern era. What is wrong with keeping bed manners simple? So desperate for degeneracy... How... [ Disgusting. ] Disappointing.

[catsgothistongue]

THANK YOU!

[Throwing up his arms in exasperation. Least someone else gets it.]

People are freaks and perverts for whatever reasons that I can't wrap my head around it. Not that I want to know what goes on inside their heads, I've already had to seen one degenerate's mind once.

[Never again.]

[vivisectio]

So you wouldn't fuck a cryptid. Boring.

[devious_rebellion]

If you're gonna kinkshame then you might wanna pull that stick out your ass.

[daughterofthemark]

I, for one, think it's wonderful that people are sharing and embracing what they love about one another!

Alastor | Devil May Cry/Viewtiful Joe

[superstylishsquid]

Say you found out a potential lover was actually a shapeshifting 'monster' with a taste for the blood of your species...

Hot, or a dealbreaker?

[catsgothistongue]

I mean... If you're into that sort of stuff man, then go for it? Your funeral if things go horrible wrong.

[coldsong]

Neither. It's just a thing that happens.

Can't judge anyone for shapeshifting, I do it myself. The taste for blood could be a problem, but only if they can't control themselves. I actually don't mind sharing, but I don't need to spend the rest of my life waking up anemic after every date, either.

Shantae | Shantae | OTA

[dancethroughthedanger]

[Just covering her face as she asks this.]

So say you have transformation magic, like into a giant spider or mermaid. Would using it during the dirty be weird or gross?

[coldsong]

It would be kinky, unquestionably. Whether it's gross depends on how your partner feels about it. Communication is key.

I always have mixed feelings, myself. I like using my powers in bed, but there's a point at which I have to wonder whether I'd be interesting enough to the other person without them and that gets uncomfortable.

Loki / MCU

[coldsong]

This is comparatively tame, I think, but why does so much erotic fiction describe arousal as genitals tingling? Is it just because it's a tricky sensation to describe? I think of tingling as a pins-and-needles sensation, and if I felt that below the waist I'd see a doctor.

For me it feels more like a buildup of heat or a dull, not-quite-unpleasant ache. Am I the weird one?

[duckshaveears]

Mehhhh I think that's just a fault in the language. "Tingling" isn't a word I'd ever associated with the various feelings, for any congregation of genitals I've had equipped.

Violet Sorrengail

[silverviolence]

How does one stop summoning lightening when having sex?