Ask 'em my questions and get some answers

[sockdere]

ask questions from the heart: the remix Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

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[headhooligan]

[She’s ignoring that first question. Aren’t teenage girls fun?]

And? What’s the problem?

[thecoordinate]

Haven't you been listening? She acts different about me, and it's messing everything up.

[Aubrey, you're a cruel person. This young man is flustered beyond levels he once thought possible. Over Mikasa? Seriously?]

This conversation is stupid. It doesn't matter how she feels, because she's gonna do whatever she wants anyway. Who cares?

[Ah! Teen boy backpedaling!]

[headhooligan]

[Alas, only woe and torment in the life of Eren Jaeger. …Uh, y’know, love life, that is. Aubrey’s having way too much fun with it. Her expression now mimics much more closely the icon’s depicted menace.]

Sorry, I missed what’s being messed up. [Accented with a hand cupped by the ear.] Besides you, I mean. You sure you don’t care?

[thecoordinate]

Yeah, I'm sure.

Like you're one to talk, anyway, Aubrey. I bet you lie around daydreaming all day about shit like this.

[headhooligan]

[Oh, you little—] Hey! Don’t change the topic! [Congrats, you got her face red again.] You’re the one who raised the question!

[thecoordinate]

[With a wicked little smirk now on his face, he points.]

Yeah, I thought so. There it is.

[headhooligan]

[Cue the world’s most dramatic arm-crossing, huff and eyeroll included.] Ugh, you’re no one to talk. I didn’t even point out how red in the face you got thinking about her.

[thecoordinate]

[Bad news, Aubrey. Now, you are the one being teased, and the blush is gone from Eren's cheeks. You have no proof.]

No one here's blushing except for you. Nice try, Aubrey.

[Wait for it. Wait for it...

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[headhooligan]

[That’s it, that’s the last straw. The blep, the insult upon injury…! A mere arm punch will not do.]

[Heck it. After a moment’s fluster, she’s gonna try to noogie him.]

[thecoordinate]

Hey-- HEY!

[A struggle ensues. Eren will definitely be trying to wrestle her to the ground. Equal rights, equal FIGHTS, Aubrey.]

[headhooligan]

[Eren has military training; Aubrey does not stand a chance. She tries her best to knuckle his hair at least once, though. He may not notice in the scuffle, but she’s got her tongue out in a very annoyed “P:<” in the process.]

I'm about to go full sibling energy on this

[thecoordinate]

[With the mun's permission, Eren pins her easily. And that means it's time for him to dangle some spit right above her face while her arms are preoccupied.]

[headhooligan]

[Mun loves it; Aubrey hates it. Eren is getting a front-row seat to her most scrunched-up aggravation, complete with the furious flush.] Ugh!!! You’re so—!

[If her arms weren’t deadlocked she’d shove him in the face. Next best thing: Kick ’im. Not seriously harsh, but maybe enough to throw him off. Where her leg lands, also, is none of her concern.]

[thecoordinate]

[Her leg lands, alright. Eren might be a soldier, but he's also a boy. His eyes go wide as her knee makes contact with a very sensitive region, and he rolls off of her to clutch said region and swear.]

Hey, what the hell? That-- That was dirty!

[headhooligan]

You’re dirty!

[Okay, maybe she feels a little bad. But first things first she’s gonna sit up and straighten her head-ribbon, brush herself off, make a little show of it.] Hmph. Serves you right for trying to spit in my face.

[thecoordinate]

I wasn't gonna actually do it!

[headhooligan]

Sure you weren’t.

[If he’s still rolling, Aubrey will, with feigned reluctance, extend a hand to help him up.]

You’re really stupid. This is stupid. [That means “sorry,” right?]

[thecoordinate]

If it's so stupid, then why are you still talking to me?

[Despite this, he accepts her hand, and pulls himself up.]

See you later, Aubrey. I've got better things to do.

[headhooligan]

Wish I knew. [But she’ll give him an elbow jab on the way out.] Sorry for kicking you in the nuts. Try asking your girl upfront next time, alright?

[thecoordinate]

[HAD TO MAKE HIM BLUSH ONE MORE TIME, DIDN'T YOU, AUBREY?]

She's not my girl, she's just my...

[Uh...Hm.]

Whatever. Bye Aubrey.

[He gives her an elbow jab back. All forgiven.]