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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

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Do I look like I have a wand on me?

[He's very well aware that this isn't proper protocol. Lucius would certainly prefer to be healed before answering any questions, or to at least have a drink of water. He and Potter don't have the best history, to put it mildly, and he sees no reason to be particularly cooperative with the boy under these conditions.]

One interrogation into another, hm? [He shifts slightly in the chair, gritting his teeth against the pain the movements cause.] Do you have something to drink?

[Infuriating bastard. Harry grudgingly admitted to himself that he was allowing his anger at the other man to compromise his performance of his official duties. He summoned a bottle of water from the mini fridge in the other room, and handed it to him. He crouched down beside Lucius' apparently injured leg, and did a diagnostic spell on it, finding it broken in two places. Rather than attempt to mend them, he opened a small box on the mantle and took out a vial of pain potion. He held that out to Malfoy as well.]

This is a safe house. I picked this one because it was a shorter distance, and I wanted to see how badly you were injured first. Did you have any other questions, Mr. Malfoy? [He ground his teeth, thinking that it might be better to just dump him at St. Mungo's and get someone else to question the nasty git.]

[He opens the bottle with shaky hands and takes a few long sips, nearly draining the contents in one go. He hadn't been given food or water throughout his time locked up, so this nearly feels like heaven.]

Mm. [A safe house, is it? He glances around slowly, taking in their surroundings now that he's slightly more relaxed.]

You're lucky nobody else was home when you stopped by, Potter. As it turns out, not all of the Dark Lord's old followers were content to give up. Someone else hopes to see you dead.

I think you mean that you're lucky, don't you? [He was getting tired of the other man acting as if he was owed being rescued.]

Speaking of Voldemort's old followers, did you recognise any of those who were torturing you, by any chance? [Harry tried to keep his tone light, all the while he was growing more and more irritated with him. He wanted to know what the former Death Eaters thought they were going to get from Lucius Malfoy.]

No, you are. They would have killed you had they found you.

[He shakes his head with a sigh.] They kept their identities well-disguised.

[And had only told him what they wanted him to know, which wasn't much. Enough for him to know there was a serious problem growing, however.]

Does the Ministry have no intelligence about this? [It wouldn't surprise him. Since when has the Ministry been well-informed about anything?]

What the Ministry knows or doesn't know is none of your concern, Mr. Malfoy. What was it they were trying to find out from you?

[Diplomacy was not Harry's strong suit. It would be so much simpler just to be honest, but that would probably lead to some sort of ridiculous official complaints from his charge. He just needed to get through this with as little of his personal opinion shining through as possible.]

[Affronted by Potter's response, he remains silent even longer this time. Lucius also takes the opportunity to down the pain potion he'd been given. That helps quite a lot, though it also makes his head feel somewhat fuzzy.]

Not my concern, is it? Then perhaps the information I have is not your concern either. Honestly, isn't there anyone else I could talk to?

[Harry begins to wonder if all the grinding is going to do damage to his teeth.]

Mr. Malfoy. I realise that you have been through an extremely traumatic situation. Unfortunately, you are not in the ideal condition to travel again yet. Are you telling me that you prefer to withhold information that could lead to the capture of the people responsible for torturing you? If you'll forgive me for saying so, that seems downright mental. But if you'd rather remain silent until you can be relocated to St. Mungo's, you can be my fucking guest.

[He pulled up a chair in front of the older man, sat down, and folded his arms across his chest.]

[It has been a most unpleasant experience. Unfortunately for Harry, he finds that causing him irritation is a pleasant diversion from the potentially lethal situation he'd managed to avoid.]

Language, Mr. Potter. That attitude is unbecoming of someone of your particular career.

[Harry rolled his eyes, because he physically couldn't help himself. Lucius Malfoy was like a conglomerate of every adult figure he'd ever despised, a little Dursley, a little Tom Riddle, a smattering of Umbridge, and a healthy dose of himself. If he could have dropped Lucius Malfoy back off at the Manor and told him 'good luck' he would have done it. But he couldn't do that, so he had to settle for being annoyed.]

With all due respect, Mr. Malfoy, it's not your place to tell me what is unbecoming to my position. Perhaps you should be worrying about what's unbecoming to a former Death Eater who escaped going to Azkaban because of his wife.

[He should be offended by that, and normally he would be. But the pain potion is making him feel a bit giddy now. However much Harry might hate it, they're on the same side here. The boy has to put up with him.]

Narcissa and I both voluntarily abandoned the Da- Voldemort. You should really try to control your tongue. I've warned you about a new risk to your life, haven't I?

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[He wonders if he shouldn't have just slipped a little Veritaserum into the pain potion, but unfortunately, it was too late now.]

You do realise that she looked that psychopath in the eye and lied to him to protect me, right? That's rather a lot more than you ever managed. As far as warning me about a threat to my life? Well, tell me something I don't know. That's not what we would consider to be useful information.

Of course I realise what she did. Do not presume to understand what I personally would have done had I been given the opportunity.

[As it was, Voldemort had seen fit to put his son in severe danger, relieve him of his own wand, and punish his family severely for failures that they couldn't have helped. By the end, all he'd wanted was for the three of them to be safe again.]

Perhaps I would be more inclined to share that information if you would address me with even a modicum of respect.

[Harry let out a small, mirthless huff of laughter.]

In the first place, respect is something that has to be earned. In the second place, you've been nothing but disrespectful to me from the moment I rescued you. I can't guarantee you that every other member of my department would have done that much in my place, but do hold out to share your information with the next auror you encounter if you feel they will be more respectful.

[Irritating little brat... but he does have a point there, however much Lucius wouldn't like to admit it. There are likely plenty of Aurors that would have left him to torture and death without batting an eye. There are plenty out there that still don't trust him and think it would have been better if he'd been executed or at least imprisoned.]

If you'll just give me a moment.

[He closes his eyes again, trying to gather his thoughts.]

[There's something very satisfying in the feeling that something he's said has found its mark at last. Truthfully, Harry has vastly more charitable feelings towards the other two Malfoys, and so he's prepared to extend the courtesy a little farther than he otherwise would have. He waits for the other man to take his minute and then some.]

I'm not bad a fixing ribs. I've done a few. It'd make breathing less uncomfortable, but it's up to you.

[No matter the occasional sadistic thought that might flit across his head, Harry takes no pleasure in the pain of others, no matter who they are.]

[Those feelings also seem to extend across the Wizarding world. Narcissa's act had made her somewhat of a hero, while others felt sympathy for Draco's plight. For now Lucius is simply grateful to have escaped prison, but it is difficult having lost so much status. He hadn't quite felt the same for some time now.

At the offer to help with his ribs, the man offers a soft grunt of acknowledgment, his eyes still closed. But upon realizing that might not be enough to qualify as consent, he speaks up.]

If you truly can, then please do.

[Harry stood slowly and stepped closer again, wand pointed at Lucius.]

I was babysitting for Teddy one weekend while I was still in training. I can't remember who thought it was a good idea for a toddler to have a miniature broom, but he toppled off and broke a rib. He was so small, and I was terrified to try to apparate with him, in case I squeezed him too tight in the wrong spot. We'd already gone over spells to mend simple breaks, so I tried it.

[He cast the spell before he stopped talking, hoping the story would be a distraction for the momentary pain of resetting the bone.]

The first one is always the worst. I suppose that's true with anything.

[Teddy... he doesn't know the name, although he is aware of the union between the now deceased Tonks and Lupin. Seeing as Tonks was related to his wife, Voldemort enjoyed taunting them about the little monsters that would be produced from that marriage.]

Healing spells can be quite tricky.

[He's never been able to get them down right. At first Lucius thinks Harry's botched it when he feels sharp pain in his chest, but that soon fades. Carefully, he lifts his shirt up, getting a good look at the bruised mess of his chest. With two fingers, he pokes gingerly at the healed bone.]

I think you've done it right.

[Harry frowned at his irritating tendency to feel inappropriately pleased by the approval of anyone in the vicinity of the age of his non-existent parents. And Lucius bloody Malfoy of all people.]

Yeah. You're probably all right to apparate now.

[Best to get rid of him as quickly as possible. Let him be someone else's problem.]

[Lucius is quite capable of giving out praise where praise is due. With Draco, he might've spoiled him too much. But he can't help it; his only son is extremely important to him.]

Very well.

[What he'd really like is some sleep and a bit of food, but he doesn't want to appear any weaker than he already has.]

Can you stand?

[For some reason, Harry felt like he'd failed in some way. He could usually get information out of people with little difficulty. Lucius Malfoy was not an ordinary person, however. He was always going to be on the "other" side.]

[He gives it a try just for the sake of it, but predictably enough, his broken leg is unable to hold any of his weight and he falls back into the chair with a sharp intake of breath.]

No. Perhaps you could take me to my family? It seems unnecessary to go through all of the formalities of a hospital and then dealing with the Ministry personally...

[The more he thinks about it, the better it would be to simply deal with Potter and be done with it all. However much he may dislike the boy, he is, admittedly, superior to some of the alternatives.]

I'll give you all the information you need in exchange for this convenience.

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