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bakerstreet2013-05-26 11:38 pm
sockitoff) wrote in bakerstreet2013-05-26 11:38 pm
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- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
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YES EXCELLENT.
[he's waving a small cookie in one wing, furiously enough that it's hard to see the little slip of paper still sticking out of one end of it--which has a bite taken out of it. well, it's his first time eating Chinese delivery; can you really blame him for not knowing there was something inside? a Le Bel can hardly be expected to understand the customs of strange foreign commoners!]
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[No need to go shutting down his favorite takeout place! Tamaki sometimes forgets that not everybody eats commoner food on a regular basis like he does. Making a placating motion with his hands, he launches into an explanation.]
It's all a part of commoner tradition. There are fortunes inside of the cookie to give them hope about their simple lives! It's a sort of two-for-one deal, a meal and the insight of a motivational coach. It's such an interesting idea, don't you think?
[He cracks open his own cookie, careful to take out the slip of paper before eating it.]
Go ahead, my friend. Read your fortune and learn from the wisdom of the commoner's cookie!
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What wisdom could peasants with highly unsanitary practices possibly have to share with me?! And why are the people of the East so obsessed with these slips of paper that supposedly predict their futures? Next you'll be telling me I ought to tie it to a tree if I wish for it to come true!
[Tanabata still confuses him.
Even as he says this, though, cracking the cookie open and then setting it aside to focus on the little paper--because he's curious despite himself, and it seems less likely to give him some kind of disease than actually eating the thing.]
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[He looks down at the tiny slip of paper and reads from it with a great flourish.]
"A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance." Ah, see! This fortune was meant for me!
[He digs through the takeout bag excitedly to find another cookie. Thankfully, the restaurant knows of his fondness for the cookies and always sends him more than he should ever need.]
Read yours, read yours!
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[Upon hearing it, though, he does quiet a little, embarrassed for some obscure reason. And then he finally turns his own slip of paper upright to read from it, with an exaggerated huff, so put upon really!]
"Keep your--"
[Hey, wait.]
There is a word torn out of this one--ah! I bit into it! I consumed part of the paper! "Keep your--something--secret for now!" . . . That was the most important part of the fortune!
[He actually seems kind of worried by this. How can he ever know what needs to be kept secret now?!]
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[The ease with which he's explaining this might imply that he himself has eaten a fortune and had to justify this sort of thing to himself. And look at how well he has bounced back from that! His fill-in-the-blank fortune clearly led him on the right path.]
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[But he's still staring at the fortune, so it's pretty obvious he's taking it more to heart than he'd like to believe. A test, is it . . . ]
. . . Anything I was already inclined to keep secret, I would not be changing my mind about anytime soon. And as for anything I am not inclined to keep secret, I would not be convinced to do so by some slip of paper lurking dangerously within my food. As such, I've already passed this test! I would have hoped for some greater challenge, but we can't expect much from the common people--did you take a second?
[Only just now noticing, as he sets the bitten-up fortune paper aside with a triumphant flourish and finally glances up again. How many cookies do we even have, Suou?!]
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[He gestures to the plastic takeout bag that is filled entirely with cookies before unfolding his second fortune.]
Let's see... "A dark cloud looms over your future's horizon."
[. . .]
[What an awful fortune! Tamaki dramatically hangs his head once he realizes that fate is no longer smiling upon him. In all the fortune cookies he's eaten (which is quite a lot) this is the absolute worst he's gotten.]
I'm doomed! Did you hear that? A dark cloud is going to cover the rays of sunshine that usually shine upon my life!
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--Don't tell me you're taking it that seriously! Idiot! You said yourself they're prepackaged. Anybirdie might have gotten that same fortune; it was only chance that it ended up in this bag! I might easily have chosen that one myself! Don't resign yourself to having your fate determined by some commoner's cookie.
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[Despite being a very intelligent person, when it comes to some simple things like bad fortunes, Tamaki can be quite the idiot. To him, a bad fortune is equal to one of those curses from Nekozawa. Sakuya's logic does nothing to calm him down. In fact, he's only getting louder about his bad fortune.]
The last time I got fortunes, they all came true. It said I would have a huge success, and I ranked second in the class on my math final! [Nevermind that he always ranks second on every final.] Another said I would meet a beautiful girl, and that happened too! [Valid, if you completely ignore that he works in a host club and is paid to have encounters with girls.] My last fortune said a friend would come to me with the answers I seek, and the next morning Kyoya had a full report on something I asked him about the week before!
[In short, Tamaki is one of those people who falls into the exact trap that fortunes set, starting to apply the fortunes to events that are probably going to happen anyway.]
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Calm yourself, Suou! Panicking over nothing won't improve matters at all! If you're so convinced that this fortune is destined to come true, there must also be some way to avoid that fate! There is always a loophole built into that sort of tradition. For example, my mother once told me of a custom involving the fortunes at Japanese shrines during holiday celebrations. There is a certain rare fortune that one may receive in an envelope; whomever lays eyes upon it will die in seven days' time, but the crisis may be averted by tying the fortune to a wire fence and then spending an evening watching a film with a loved one. . . . Though I don't recall if it needs to be a specific film. The point is, there must be some traditional custom to ward off any danger--if you are convinced there is a danger!
[Sure, that seems perfectly rational. Sakuya may be terribly gullible himself about the customs of non-French cultures, but at least he's calm about it.]
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[Tears of joy are practically glistening in his eyes at the suggestion that he isn't resigned to the awful fate set before him. Surely the fortune cookie gods created a way out of bad fortunes for innocent souls like Tamaki Suou! This sort of rationality - that is, the kind that isn't really rational at all - is something he can get on board with.]
[. . .]
[His slight improvement in mood quickly comes crashing back into hysterics once he realizes that he has no clue what the loophole is.]
I haven't heard anything about how to get out of a bad fortune! I've only ever had good ones! Perhaps I will call the restaurant back, and they'll be able to tell me how to get out of a fortune cookie's curse...
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[That's both dubious and convincing; it's true that he always seems to be happy, and fortune always seems to smile upon him . . . but surely that's only a coincidence!
Cracking open his own second cookie, only half-conscious of it, and eying the bag thoughtfully.]
. . . Hmm. What if you simply continued to open them until you received a fortune positive enough to outweigh the effects of that one? Surely the majority of them must be positive, especially if that is all you ever receive. And surely the most recent fortune you open must trump a past one, or else you would not have been fated to receive it. It's as simple as that!
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The perfect loophole! What would I do without you, my friend?
[He immediately digs a cookie out of the bag, rips off its wrapper, and cracks it open. The cookie itself is tossed to the side, since the fortune is what's important here! Tamaki clears his throat, then reads aloud what he is sure will be something good:]
"Watch your back."
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[That good mood didn't last very long. Two bad fortunes in a row? He's definitely cursed.]
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[--concerning . . . no, this is stupid! Walking over to grab that one too, looking it over to confirm--my God, it really does say that.]
What sort of fortune is that?! That sounds more like a threat! Could it be these common cookie-mongers are attempting to warn you of their own plans?! --Aha, one moment!
[They can't have known Suou wasn't alone, could they? If all of these cookies were meant as a declaration of intent, then most of them will be bad fortunes, right?
Sakuya cracks open his own second cookie the rest of the way, discarding it in favor of the fortune inside:]
"Live like you are on the bottom, even if you are on the top."
Wh . . . what?
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[Tamaki can feel pieces of his soul flying away into oblivion. How could such a good day turn on him like this?]
Now we're both doomed! I don't even want to open another cookie! It's only going to pile on the misfortune!
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[The very idea is distressing enough to make one forget that this is a completely ludicrous reason to fear that might happen, even! But not enough to break Sakuya's spirit; they can still win this thing. Nothing is impossible!
He grabs two more cookies, throwing one at Tamaki's head, and then considering the other himself. Wait . . . ]
Aha! I've got it. You have not actually eaten any of the cookies since that first one, have you?
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[Why are you throwing things at him?! Isn't the emotional turmoil enough? He doesn't need plastic wrappers scratching at his beautiful face, too - Oh. He sees what you're getting at!]
I have not eaten the cookies... [He snaps his fingers as he reaches his eureka moment.] Yes, I understand now! Commoners, who cannot afford such frivolity, see wasting food as a sign of disrespect. Since these are commoner cookies, our waste has led to our misfortune. In order to right this wrong, we must actually consume the cookies before taking the fortunes from within!
[Ahahaha, they're so smart! He takes his cookie out of the wrapper, actually eats it this time....
Then doesn't look at his fortune. He gives Sakuya puppy dog eyes, hoping that he will read his fortune first. Tamaki is still too scared that his will be bad.]
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Once he's finished his, he gives Tamaki a long-suffering look, and reads over his fortune with a sigh. It doesn't take a mindreader to know what's going through Suou's empty head.
Ahem:]
Your--secret desire to--completely change your life will . . . manifest.
[Oh.]
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With that logic spurring him on, Tamaki clears his throat and reads from his fortune.]
"Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends."
[Ha. Ha ha ha. Even after eating the cookie, he still ends up with a fortune like this. Why, commoner cookie gods? He's done nothing but appreciate your culture! And he always tips the delivery boy generously!]
Sakuya, did you hear that? Our fortunes are shared.
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I-I refuse to share in your bad fortune! I flat-out refuse to--wait, Suou! That's a simple enough solution!
[He pounds his wing on the floor, as if to call order to the court, and then lifts it in a sweeping gesture.]
It's only your fortune that's bad, not mine. If I take just one more cookie, and I receive a positive fortune, that will be the end of that! Our newly shared good fortune will surely outweigh anything that's come before. Don't underestimate the good luck of a Le Bel!
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Thank you, mon ami! When my good fortune returns, I'll give you the best reward! There's so much more commoner food that I can show you once I don't have to worry about the awful dark cloud looming over my head.
[That probably isn't a good reward, but Tamaki can't think of anything better than sharing the joys of commoner food with a friend. Even if that's what got him into this mess in the first place.]
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But despite that, he doesn't complain quite as much as he could if he were really upset. He does squirm and bluster with complaint, mostly because he needs the air to answer.]
You--let go of me, you fool, or we will never break this curse! It's your incomprehensible obsession with peasant food that will be our undoing if you crush me to death in your arms before I can free us!
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