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bakerstreet2013-05-26 09:54 pm
morphs) wrote in bakerstreet2013-05-26 09:54 pm
THE "I PUT OUT" MEME
THE "I Put Out" MEME
This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are not allowed and they will be deleted! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE UP A COMMENT, THERE IS A SIMPLE FORM FOR YOU TO FILL OUT THAT GIVES PEOPLE SOMETHING TO REPLY TO. Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!
THE FORM:
Character Name:
Age:
Yes: For kinks, ideas and scenario preferences.
No: Same as above.
Short Description of Character: Don't go overboard. Most of the time, 1-3 short paragraphs is fine.
Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.
VANILLA
1. obligatory first time
Take it in any sense. Your first time with a new partner or your first time entirely. Maybe it's just your first time trying a new act with someone you care about
2. frottage
Not all sex has to be penetrative. Frottage is the act of rubbing yourself off against your partner for mutual satisfaction.
3. magical hands
Handjobs. It can include stimulation the penis, balls, the anus, clit, or vagina. Get creative! No sense in focusing on just one area when you have two hands.
4. oral
Use your mouth to stimulate your partner to orgasm. 69 is more than acceptable too.
5. new position
Doggy style, up against a wall, or any other position you can think of is on the table tonight.
ADVENTUROUS
1. in public
In the car, in a dressing room, or restroom. The possibilities are endless! The fact remains that you're both feeling frisky and want to indulge in exhibitionism.
2. toys
Dildos, cockrings, anal pugs, vibrators... the sky is the limit.
3. light bondage
Handcuffs, scarfs, ties, and whatever else you have handy are fun to play with sometimes.
4. roleplay
Does the naughty schoolgirl have to be punished by the teacher? Are you a cop dealing with a robber? Whatever your fantasy is, live it out!
5. tease and denial
Get them to the edge and bring them back down. It's not as extreme as orgasm denial... you just want to have a little fun.
KINKY
1. heavy bondage
Japanese rope bondage or leather restraints, metal cuffs, suspension... the sky is the limit when you get into the heavier side of things.
2. flogging
Whips, paddles, hands... It can be just for the thrill or as some form of punishment, a release, anything.
3. orgasm control
You decide when and how they come plus how many times.
4. double penetration
Everyone has at least two holes to have fun with.
5. Dominance/submission
You want them to submit to you and want to please you. Maybe you want them to wear a collar or sit at your feet.
EXTREME
1. non-con
They don't want it, but you don't care.
2. piercing/tattoos
The ultimate sign of ownership or maybe just a kinky fetish...
3. blood play
It takes a lot of trust to let someone cut you or draw blood
4. unusual objects
Vegetables, hairbrushes, and various other objects can make interesting sex toys, so just look around.
5. violence
Severe beatings, hitting and slapping... all in the name of sex.
MISC.
1. twins
Perhaps the ultimate level of egoism. You are making love with yourself or at least someone who looks like you.
2. size difference
You are so much smaller than the other person that they could just gobble you up.
3. sexting
Phone sex or sexting work when you're not right there with your partner.
4. dirty talk
You want to bring your partner off with your voice only and you know just how to do it.
5. aphrodisiacs
You are burning up and if you don't have sex soon, you might die... literally. You have to have the first person you see even if you have to beg.
(originally from memebells @ lj)
Re: Lizzie Bennet | The Lizzie Bennet Diaries | F/M
(Anonymous) 2013-05-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA
Age: Seventeen
Yes: Scenario Preferences - Frottage, light bondage, tease and denial, flogging, sexting, dirty talk, aphrodisiacs.
No: Scenarios - Nothing from Extreme, size difference, heavy bondage, double penetration, dominance/submission.
Notes: Anything not mentioned in Yes or No can be considered a maybe. Yes is really just my preferences for this character. Only the No scenarios are deal breakers.
Short Description of Character: He's 5'10 with short brown hair and brown eyes. He's bisexual (or so I play him as), hyperactive and can be very intense. He is usually right in the middle of everything he shouldn't be and deflects a lot of things with sarcasm and the occasional punch when pushed past his limit.
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I can't stop thinking about you blowing me and getting hard when I really shouldn't be.
[Jacob hits send before he can change his mind (again). Ever since the night he and Paul crossed that line, he's had a hard time thinking about anything else. He was still straight, it was just... complicated.]
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Yeah? Why not think about blowing ME instead?
[Stiles Stilinski, world class sexter, everyone.]
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So don't bring up being straight. Don't bring up the girlfriend. Got it.]
Because your mouth looks better around my dick.
[Ha! Suck on that. Who said he wasn't good at this gay thing?]
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I dunno. I think your lips would look better around mine. If you could fit them around it.
[Hah! Picture that, Scott. Get a good mental image of that in your brain. Stiles felt pretty smug about that and set his phone down as he waited for the reply.]
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The thing was, Jacob hadn't gotten a very good look at Paul's dick last time they messed around. Theoretically, he could be bigger. Was that a thing that mattered? Dick size? So he spent a good portion of those seven minutes trying to determine dick size by memory of touch.]
You're not as impressive as you think you are. Just lay back and open wide.
[Was that okay? Would Paul laugh at him? Well, Paul was straight too, so it wasn't like it mattered. Just a couple of straight guys talking about sucking each other off. Yup.]
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Excuse you. I'm mega impressive. You'd choke on it.
[So not sexy, but whatever, that was a dig at his manhood, man. Seventeen year old boys were slightly defensive about that general area.]
no subject
[Oh, that was a good one. Team Jacob one, Team Paul zero]
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You'll be choking on my cockmeat sandwich when you're on YOUR knees.
[Zing. Take that, Scott. Take it.]
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Dude. That's not even a little hot.
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[Stiles is laughing now, wondering if Scott had found a way to get drunk, because this was so not Scott.]
no subject
Picturing your dick as a roll of salami, actually.
no subject
[What was this conversation even about?]
no subject
[No fucking clue.]
no subject
[Yes, Stiles was fond of his dick. They had a very close and intense relationship. Don't knock it, buddy.]
no subject
...are you going to suck my dick or not?
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Jack Frost ❅ RotG ❅ m/m
Age: Older than he looks.
Yes: Vanilla — all. Adventurous — all. Kinky — all. Extreme — all. Misc — 2-5.
No: Misc — twins. No bathroom play. If you're not sure, just ask. I'm pretty open.
Short Description of Character: Jack Frost is a sarcastic winter spirit and the Guardian of Fun. He prefers playing to working. He has a huge heart and loves kids, but he's extremely lonely since he spent 300 years being invisible.
Replies may come from
Dr. Stein | Soul Eater | OTA with m/m pref
Age: 30-ish
Yes: All above are okay. Prefer m/m, but okay with het. Overall, I would LOVE to find someone interested in bloodplay, as it is this character's favorite thing (just about).
No: Aside from blood, no bodily fluid or excrement play, please.
Short Description of Character: Is he a good man, or a madman? It's awful hard to tell sometimes. Don't get him wrong - just because Stein's greatest love is dissection doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart, it just means keeping him away from sharp objects is highly advisable. (Though going against that warning is much more fun.)
3. blood play
What does trust have to do with it? If history tells us anything it's that Spirit sleeps like the dead and tends to have very little say in the matter. Do you realize he's spent many a restless night awake contemplating his middle toes...even if it was a joke a guy can never be to sure...middle toes look so very much alike. In fact no amount of comfort could convince him otherwise.
In spite of that he has the nerve to fall asleep in Stein's territory...but hey, now he gets that sleep over that the students of DWMA were reluctant to engage in. It's a gutsy move on the Death scythe's part given his first hand familiarity with the Meister's handy work. Or it could be that he's just too tired to give a shit or confident in the knowledge that he survived rooming with Stein before.
SQUEEEE~! *glomp*
Behind a desk in his patchwork chair, Stein sat at his computer as the screensaver rolled by repeatedly. Exhaling the smoky, dying breath of yet another spent cigarette, he pulled his glasses off with one hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose in exasperation.
He had papers to grade. He had test questions to write. Hell, he even had research left to document. Yet, he was accomplishing nothing. Something was swallowing every ounce of his sense of responsibility whole.
It was a noise. One that represented pure, unadulterated temptation; something Stein had never exactly been the best at managing. It rang deafeningly in his ears, louder than the clicking of his screw.
The sound of Spirit in a deep sleep.
For someone who openly proclaimed not to trust - or even like - him, Spirit sure didn’t leave his side much. Apparently not even for a night. Then again, the weapon did have a tendency to sleep where he fell, and was more often than not nearly impossible to wake. Oh yes, Stein knew that fact far too well to focus on any of his other tasks. Productivity was a distant afterthought. Especially as he approached the spare bed Spirit had decided to occupy.
The redhead was still fully clothed aside from his blazer, peacefully asleep on his back, completely unaware that a nearby cabinet contained a plethora of sterile tools and syringes. Stein had a fresh scalpel in his hand in a flash, taking his time as he easily sheared away each individual button from Spirit’s shirt to reveal a body he hadn’t seen in ages. Even after countless years, it still bore his mark; a fact that delighted him in an indescribable way.
Even in the face of overwhelming anticipation, Stein still made sure to follow all standard pre-operative protocols. He secured his subject’s wrists and ankles to the head and foot rails of the bed and cleaned him with antiseptic. Finally, the finishing touch: A fresh pair of blue latex gloves.
Stein’s entire form tingled with morbid glee. His pulse hastened. His thoughts raced.
There was nothing better than this.
Sorreeeeeee!
Securing him to the bed was almost unnecessary as Spirit had spent so much time tossing and turning and tangling himself up in the coverings that the bed saw it fit to turn the sheets on him and restrain him. Of course there's nothing wrong with a little extra guarantee, especially if he does wake up in the middle and decides it's appropriate to...you know...slaughter Stein where he stands. Or it might be what he would like to do if he wasn't locked up tighter than a condom that's too small.
A normal person would probably have been wide awake around the time their attacker started swabbing them down with antiseptic. Sad to say that Spirit is still fast asleep, still totally oblivious, in fact his one-time partner's fussing and rearranging of his body inspired a round of babbling, or sleep talking, from the Death Scythe. Sexy sleep talking featuring famous phrases like kinky, strip and climb on top of me, and so damn sexy! followed up by the usual sex growls...dreaming doesn't get much sexier than this...and writhing...and frustrating little noises because now he can't move his hands.
"Nnng..." Spirit's entire body is tingling as well, but not with the same kind of excitement and twisted glee that the ominous force that is Stein, tainting an otherwise erotic fantasy. It was probably the antiseptic at play on his skin, and the combination of dampness and air.
If he were awake he could think of something better than this, anything better than this.
Ignorance was bliss.
is okay! :3 I'm just happy to hear back from you!
Spirit writhes against the bonds that hold him and the fresh blade whispers across his skin. Though the act is accidental, the sight of the thin trail of red that blooms in reply excites Stein. He drags a gloved index finger down the length of the wound; it’s only skin deep.
Another low hum of appreciation escapes the specimen’s throat. Stein raises an eyebrow at the response. Naturally, only Spirit could find this situation sexually arousing.
…well, apparently not only him. To say that would be to deny the presence of warmth blossoming in his groin.
Now that was peculiar. Dissection was not - and had never been - any sort of an erotic experience for Stein. Furthermore, as a man of science, he prided himself on being able to block out distractions during his procedures.
Why then was he suddenly so acutely aware of the noises Spirit made; the clawing of his bound hands; the subtle twitches of his muscles? And why did each of them only seem to make him harder..?
Stein can't help himself. He drags the tip of the scalpel vertically across his subject – purposefully this time, making sure to only barely pierce the outermost layer of Spirit’s skin. When blood accumulates along the opening, he removes it gently with a gloved finger...and waits for the response.
Perhaps this would be tonight’s experiment.