superfluousaccount: (Default)
A Superfluous Account ([personal profile] superfluousaccount) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-05-26 11:54 am

Domestic Meme



RULES!
❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 15. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to.
❧ Go from there!
THE LIST!
01] baby
Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy.

02] just married
Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon...

03] house hunting
Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully...

04] household chores
It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done?

05] shopping
Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not.

06] family vacation
WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever
... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~.


07] romantic retreat
It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other.

08] comfort
Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else?

09] pet
Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it!

10] holiday
Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count!

11] argument
Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight.

12] making up
It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right?

13] surprise, surprise
You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you.

14] proposal
SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative?

15] other
I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!
henpecked: (or I'd break her heart.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-27 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[One of the things about Mumon was that he hardly ever showed his true feelings and often hid behind exaggeration or feigning being a buffoon.

That was why his response to 18's question was to mutter something so quietly it was completely unintelligible.
]
tsundroid: ([12] Who will bring me back)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-27 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Huh? 18 ends up kneeling down.]

Speak up.
henpecked: (Who has not sixpence)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-27 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lifting his eyes to meet hers, Mumon tried his best to give a smile despite his obvious fear of her displeasure.]

I said, I didn't want to disturb you if you were busy!
Edited 2013-05-27 13:56 (UTC)
tsundroid: ([03] So in the wood it's hiding)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-27 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that all? There's no way you could disturb me, darling.

[She reaches forward to brush fingertips against the top of his head, expression soft.]

Since what I was busy doing was waiting for you to come home after you ran away.

[I-is she digging her fingertips in?]
Edited 2013-05-27 16:17 (UTC)
henpecked: (Oh god don't hurt me.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-27 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, she's digging her fingertips in. The thing is, if he even attempts to get away from it surely she will make him endure worse. And maybe some physical abuse will calm her down. Oh please let it calm her down. His teeth grit but he doesn't make a noise.]

I was just giving you some space to- [-Calm down? No, don't say that.] -think. Ah-hah. H-have I mentioned I love you today, by the way?

[He had. He made a habit of telling her every morning, but it was never routine or empty.]
tsundroid: ([47] Round my brain)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-27 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You were running away.

[Haven't they had this discussion before? She honestly couldn't remember. It seemed like every time her anger rose (and at times her power level), he disappeared like a phantom in the night. Damn ninja skills.

His senses weren't bad though, his strategy usually worked. By the time he came back home, she was usually out of her 'I'm going to crush you' stage and into her 'You. Bed. Now.' stage. At least most minor infractions by this point only garnered him sour looks and not full-blown rage like this so day to day life wasn't so bad.]


Am I that frightening still?
henpecked: (The crouching vassal to a tyrant wife!)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-27 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mumon closed his eyes tight when she corrected him. That was hardly a good sign, when she wasn't willing to let him get away with even the most minor parts of this particular dance.

And then she asked that question. The question that he dreaded just as much as her ire.Because he couldn't bring himself to say out loud it was fear or her, it was fear of being without her. And in his messed up mind that had been taught to be a foul beast incapable of anything worth existing, he was consumed by enough terror to do the things most likely to cause that in his attempts to avoid it.

So when he opened his eyes he very, very, very poorly lied.
]

I-I-I-I am not scared at all.
tsundroid: ([07] Who will say to me)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-27 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The art of communication in marriage is very important. Without it spouses run the risk of eternal disagreements that eventually fester into ill feelings leading to separation.

And 18 shows what a master of communication she herself can be by gritting her teeth and bearing down unconsciously with those fingers.]


Do you think I'm an idiot? I can practically feel how frightened you are myself! A little argument shouldn't be enough to make you this scared.

[Because coming just short of demanding your husband not be scared of you while you dig your fingers into his scalp always works. How did they manage to get married again?]
henpecked: (Look not a silly face.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-27 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[They probably managed to get married because a) without a trace of the fear he had now he had chased her, begged for her affection and loved her without a hint of surrendering and b) of moments like this-

His hands raised to grab her wrist, but it wasn't to struggle or try to break her hold. It was unusual. Somewhere between a drowning man grasping the hand of the one saving him and a loving hand holding. When he raised his eyes to meet her gaze, it was solid, strong look, even if his face was still shining with sweat from prior terror.
]

I am not afraid of you.

[It was said in a way that no one could question its sincerity.

It lasted a few seconds before it was gone, nervous again and going a little limp.
]

...I am scared of arguing with you though.

[It was hard to express oneself when you weren't really aware of who you were. Mumon wasn't even his name. It was a codename. Where he came from, he didn't know, who he was he didn't know, what was the purpose in existing he didn't know. The one thing he knew for sure was that he wanted to be with 18.]

I am not... a good husband. I only want to see you happy, but I don't know how to make it happen.
tsundroid: ([80] But you're gonna judge me)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-27 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes their little spats went rougher routes. Mumon might have expressed his lack of emotional know how in fear but 18 had always expressed her own in anger. Confusion, doubt, annoyance, love, hate - when it came to things 18 couldn't readily identify, frustration was her first resort.

His hand grabbed her wrist and for a moment it was complete surprise that took away the angry fire that had been in her expression. For someone who had such a hard grasp as hers, her wrist was small in his hold. Her grip slackened as he spoke, turning limp and nervous again before he apologized.

If Mumon has divined a strategy for dealing with 18's moods, he had picked well. She seemed to wilt just a little before she gave a long sigh. Her voice was faintly exasperated and completely fond.]


You're such an idiot.
henpecked: (My wife is gonna kill me.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-28 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[His hands were tough and calloused in ways most people could ever achieve. Training in the most harsh of ways since he was old enough to walk had done that. It felt so strange for his dangerous hands to hold someone in this way.

Even with the fondness in her voice his reaction was to drop his gaze and after a sharp intake of breath say-
]

I know. Please forgive me.
tsundroid: ([83] I don't wanna feel your pain)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-05-28 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[18 leaned forward in the next moment to press her forehead against the top of his head.]

Just this once.
henpecked: (What'd I do last night?)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-05-28 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mumon's breath was a slow shudder, but his calm was returning. Letting go of her wrist with one hand, he used the other to rub his face.]

Haah... Just once, huh? I better shape up...
tsundroid: ([09] I'll set you free)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-06-07 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You better.

[There the blonde leaned back away from the man and gave him a fist smack on the head. Naturally it wasn't with much force. No matter how she fought with him, Eighteen was decidedly softer with her blows than she could have been.]
henpecked: (Hee-hee-hee.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-06-07 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Despite how relatively soft the smack was, Mumon still went down. More to roll with the punches than anything else, but he decided to sit cross legged at her feet whilst rubbing his head.

Despite it all he had sprouted one of his rarer smiles, not one of us usual smirks or a nervous one meant to appease. He just seemed happy, in a general sense. That didn't happen often.
]

Hee-hee... Can I start tomorrow?

[Judging by the way he said it, it was a set up for some sort of line he'd made up on the spot. All he needed was her to ask why or something like that.]
tsundroid: ([26] Ruby lips on a smile so sweet)

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[It was all part of the act. When this bit happened anyhow. It was still a relatively new thing to Eighteen.

Her brows rose upward.]


Tomorrow?
henpecked: (Weasely.)

[personal profile] henpecked 2013-06-08 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmhmm. Because today I'd like to be a lousy husband and...

[He cocked an eyebrow.]

Paw shamelessly at my wife.
tsundroid: ([84] When you swear it's all my fault)

1/2

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-06-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[For a moment she actually did look surprised, her brows raised upwards.]
tsundroid: ([28] That could knock me dead)

2/2

[personal profile] tsundroid 2013-06-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[And then she huffed out a laugh against a hand quickly placed over her mouth, icy blue eyes made warmer by the concealed smile the laugh brought.]

Oh would you now.