tfln

[gutties]

They make the apron look cute, though.

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[twoton_twentyone]

I mean, that's impressive. I would have totally butchered that if I was drunk.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Gary! You're always so sweet, you think lots of things I do are impressive.

[twoton_twentyone]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true! I promise!

[dawn_is_breaking]

Aww I like that you're so honest.
It's really nice.

[twoton_twentyone]

I don't see a point in lying unless I'm working or have a reason to hide something. It's pointless when we do enough bad on the clock.

[dawn_is_breaking]

So if I were to ask you anything that wasn't job related you'd answer me truthfully?

[twoton_twentyone]

Totally, unless it's hella embarrassing. Then its 50/50.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Well I would hope that you wouldn't find my next question embarrassing but I guess there's only one way to find out.

[twoton_twentyone]

Well, hit me and we'll see!

[dawn_is_breaking]

Are you a virgin?

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh my god. Seriously? Why?

[ Oh he hates being seen right through, he needs a few minutes to be flustered. Though that answer pretty much answers it.]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Because I'm drunk and curious.

[twoton_twentyone]

I guess. Fine, just know if you were anyone else, I'd so lie. Kinda, mostly, yeah. Discounting messing around a few times, I'm still mint in box.

[ At least no one could see him blush through this one. ]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Mint in box! That's the cutest way of phrasing it.
And it's okay you know, to be a virgin.

[twoton_twentyone]

I thought it was clever myself.

Eh, I don't know about that. I'm nearly 30, dude. People judge when they realize it. No one questioned before I got in shape. I figured they just assumed, but I didn't get asked back then.

[dawn_is_breaking]

It's adorable.

If you were a regular guy it might be a little more surprising but considering what you do for a job it makes perfect sense. It's not like this business leaves either of us with a lot of time off to date.

[twoton_twentyone]

Thanks.

See, that exactly! But people outside this business so don't get that.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Plus it's hard to date outside the business because you could be putting someone in danger, not to mention the fact we all sound crazy when we start talking about things like aliens, superpowers and friends coming back from the dead.

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, you so get it. Like people look at me like I'm crazy when I mention work at all. There are reasons I gave up on the whole dating scene. We live fast and die young in this work and people outside of it so don't get that.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Which is exactly why if you were to date you'd have to do it within the "scene" and that also comes with certain complications.

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh dude, you know it. And I could so never take them home. My boss would to vet them, or he'd think they were an OSI mole or a spy. So not worth the headache.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Well that part could be solved if the person had a place of their own, but I understand the worry.

[twoton_twentyone]

You know, that didn't even cross my mind.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Really?

[twoton_twentyone]

Yeah, seriously. I mean, it makes sense, I just didn't think about it.