update my status

[pippilongsockings]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

Comments

Single father.

[postboy]

That's not true! I don't have any children!

[telekinesis_kills]

[The most judgey of faces.]

Ah. So you're a deadbeat dad, I see.

destined to die and repeat a reincarnation romance loop.

[transmigrate]

[telekinesis_kills]

[[ OOC: I'm so sorry for this... and yet... ]]

[Danny frowns thoughtfully, studying her for a moment before he ventures to ask,] ...Hawkgirl?

Forever pinning (after a lot of people...)

[sheepleb]

[Not too happy at being called out]

falls in love far too easily, but can't actually be with anyone

[stamens]

Oh, that makes it sound awful.

[floralias]

Why can't you be with anyone? That seems really sad.

pining for 6,000+ years

[gowithstyle]

[ Sneering at the little button. How dare you expose him??? ]

[telekinesis_kills]

That's quite a long time. They must be someone really special.

chooses not to acknowledge romance, which means it doesn't exist.

[snowmaid]

[postboy]

It does exist though, even if I'm not happy about it.

Doomed to like guys that end up dead.

[shivmeabreak]

Yeesh, what a way to make me sound cursed.

[sneaksnark]

Quite the type you have going for you.

In love with Dick.

[highboltage]

🌟

[orange8ro]

[Fistpump for you, lady! Here’s to love!] Heck yeah, you get that Dick!

His girlfriend forgot he exists.

[cinephiles]

[aspolyhymnia]

That's sad. You have my sympathy.

Moving on from a murderous ex-boyfriend.

[orthodoxies]

Has one special boy he loves, one cherished lifelong friend, and one guy he tolerates for now.

[tfy]

[In honor of the Eden relationship chart getting released a few weeks back.]

Always on the look out for affection

[onewithwater]

[telekinesis_kills]

That's an important thing to take care of first.

her boyfriends won't stop murdering her.

[moredemons]

in a rather hypocritical relationship

[princeofdecay]

[ They will kill whoever made this button. ]

something's in the way.

[batcaged]

mmmmmm

[hobblepot]

Well, the mask certainly isn't doing you any favours.

Brocon

[quakeinboots]

[Why is she even here]

[my_own_will]

Oh, dear... though I guess for Malakhim that wouldn't be as big an issue since biology doesn't factor in.

Single, widowed father

[old_henry]

And not lookin'.

(Spoilers for OFMD season 2) Apparently a pirate lady's side piece?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Very surprised! ]

[didnotcareforit]

Why's your face agape? Did you not know?

widowed dad, also leaves wives.

[assassinsgreed]

Oops.

[galacticdemon]

I mean...maybe marriage ain't for you?

loved once and never again.

[originalelfdonotsteal]

child's body, woman's mind. forever alone in hell.

[fifille]

[ OH, you assholes. ]

has a fwb thing with mothman

[pinebarrens]

Hey, I'm trying to keep a low profile here.

[dangernoodle]

I'm sitting here consumed with jealousy.

wants recognition from one (1) person mostly...but they spend most of their time bickering

[hopeofkhaenriah]

four wives, and (at least) five concubines

[frankish]

I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! ... Well, no, I AM the right guy, but it's still way more complicated than that! I'm not just some philanderer, bon sang!

[devilishkouhai]

[ Looks at your eyes. Looks directly at your dick, looks at your eyes again. Stares at you nonchalantly. A stare of: Better not be making moves on Hakuno LEWD man. They only have ONE ROOM IN THEIR LIFE FOR A DEVILISHLY LEWD PERSON AND THATS ME!!!!!!!! Thats what her expression is saying. ]