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[mirrormirrormeme]

A HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO ❤︎

So, say you aren't in a relationship. Hypothetically. Actually, you may never have been in one before. If you had a chance, though, would you? Be in a relationship, that is. Hypothetically. What would it take? To be with somebody, we mean.

Hypothetically, of course.

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I'd have to work out a lot of things, first. Give me another hundred years.

[unbucky]

[ He's only being half-sarcastic! ]

I'll swipe right if you're cute, getting me to stick around takes something special, though

[nutkrusher]

Would actually be primo Baby Daddy Material if you can get passed a lot of things

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Don't be silly, I am out of your league dear!

[acharmingsmile]

A mutual understanding that devotion to the job comes first

[sirintegra]

[privateeyes]

What kind of 'job' are you referring to? A career or... something else?

[sirintegra]

I would call it a duty before a career. But yes, my work is equal measures demanding and dangerous.

[privateeyes]

You must have quite the work to consider it a duty.

[sirintegra]

It was handed down to me from my father and I take it very seriously.

[privateeyes]

A family business? Can I ask what it entails? I can't imagine it's something as simple as a grocers.

[sirintegra]

Vampire hunting, to be plain.

[privateeyes]

Vampire hunting? [Despite everything he's experienced, Arthur can't help but scoff.]

Surely they don't exist. The dead rising as monsters?

[sirintegra]

The public at large knows not of their existence. And we are the ones who assure it. (yes, she is quite serious.)

[privateeyes]

Hm. [Alright perhaps he should consider her words more carefully. It isn't as though he hasn't encountered all manner of things most would doubt existed. Although...]

That must be quite the organisation to cover up entirely.

[sirintegra]

It is. Paramilitary, funded by the Crown.

Flattered. But no.

[hortusanguis]

Long as you're sane and aren't completely nuts

[catsgothistongue]

[He's half sarcastic, half serious here.]

You had best be resilient and comfortable with sharing

[privateeyes]

[Did he willingly share that? No. Does he wish he could take it back? Yes.]

[havenomercy]

How much sharing are we talking?

[privateeyes]

You could say every waking moment. Yes, I know! I don't like it either but I can't take it back now, can I?

[Is he talking to himself? Yes.]

It's a long story.

[codenametesla]

...Sharing what? I mean, some things are definitely easier to share than others...

[privateeyes]

[A long, long-suffering sigh.]

I'm afraid I'm already part of a sort of ...package deal.

[codenametesla]

[Between the weird signals she was getting from him and the way he phrased that, it sounded like a long story. She couldn't deny she was curious though.]

I'm... going to assume you don't mean in the traditional relationship sense... So, you mean someone has to be okay with sharing.. you? With the other part of this package?

If you like action (literally and metaphorically) and don't try to kill me.

[orthodoxies]

[tl,dr: detective whose significant other/co-worker was a dirty cop and now she's out for revenge -- bringing her back after a super-long rp break, so appreciate literally anyone who wants to hang out with her.]

They'd have to be patient till she learns she's not as dangerous as she thinks

[codenametesla]

[She didn't write this. She's trying not to be embarrassed.
tl,dr: electrokinetic oc who is scared of her abilities after being told she was wanted more as a weapon than a person, but also fascinated with the potential and wants to be helpful.]

Probably won't work out if you're particularly averse to biting, among other things.

[perpetualnight]

Meeting someone he can take home to his family is a lot harder than it sounds.

[cryptoherpetology]

[ He feels like that might be an understatement. ]

Becoming my toy and listening to me effortlessly~ ♡ !

[devilishkouhai]