My Big Fat Bakerstreet Wedding

[lilpoundcake]

dream wedding

Maybe you've never thought about it before. Then again, you might have a whole binder dedicated to your perfect one. What are we talking about? Why, weddings, of course! Today, you're going to share what your dream one would look like, from who you're marrying (a big deal) to what music you'll play and finger foods you'll serve. Give us a play by play. We want the details...and the drama!

If you've already had a wedding — successful or unsuccessful — tell us about that. Did it live up to expectations?

how to play
- Comment with your character and follow the above ↑ prompt, either in the body of the comment itself or the subject line. Comments with no content will be deleted.
- Yes, "I'd rather chew my own foot off than get married" or "no sane person with a currently active pulse would marry me" are acceptable, but boring, answers. Get more creative, guys.
- Be cute.

Comments

selene | succubus oc | ota

[sikeiatry]

A destination wedding, of course. Somewhere on a beach. And then a long honeymoon, a revised will, and dress shopping for his funeral.

[tergiversator]

That's quite the thorough plan.

I'd never dream of changing a thing about mine.

[gothmother]

The light from the villagers' torches added such lovely ambiance.

[sisterimperator]

What was your wedding like?

Not that I've never thought about it, but it'd be a bad idea.

[surelyheavenwaits]

[not_a_wonder]

Why would it be a bad idea?

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

It was... unexpected.

[ She'd literally just met the man a few hours prior at most. ]



[ ooc; see her son's songfic about it here! ]

[gothmother]

Unexpected? [ Spill, sis. ] Did he propose suddenly?

I'm sure that my father chose a match for me before he died. Now, I'm not sure what's happening.

[deathfavors]

I never expected to live long enough to be married, though I prayed I'd survive.

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

Nothing too big or flashy. I just want something nice so we can celebrate with friends and family.

...is it too much to ask for no fighting on my wedding day?

[oxen]

[tunnelled]

Yes.

[If her people fight all the rest of the time, what are the odds they won't that day?]

You ARE supposed to meet someone first before you marry them, aren't you?

[unlikeson]

[bubblegumheart]

Ideally, you'd meet them and get to know them before you start talking about marriage.

I've definitely picked out my dress and the songs already.

[claires]

[ Because you know she's That Girl. ] But I haven't decided on a cake yet. For a honeymoon...it's gotta be Malta, no question. My cousin went to Bali last summer and said it's totally overrated.

[batteryacid]

[As someone who married a rather... overbearing woman, this all sounds pretty familiar to Eddie. He keeps his tone mild as he comments,]

Maybe your future husband would like to weigh in on the cake?

I wanna get married at Walt Disney World.

[kimchis]

It'd be cool if Mickey Mouse were the officiant. Oh, and the witnesses could be the OG crew-- Minnie, Donald, Goofy.

[ So sayeth the demonic King of Blood and Slaughter. ]

she's had a pinterest board for it for years.

[chaoshex]

But... these days, I'm not sure if any of that would matter so much.

[ there's a reason she didn't script a wedding in westview. having the peace of being married and knowing that no one could take that away from them was so much more important than the ceremony of it all. ]

Dion Lesage - FFXVI

[onlyforgiveness]

Once, I expected an overly opulent ceremony. The grand cathedral covered in wyvern tails, feasts that last for days, celebrations spreading into the streets...an understanding, patient bride the most I dared hope for.

Though in truth...I would prefer something quieter. Secret, if need be. With Greagor as our only witness.

they deserve this

[dragoonranks]

[Terence embraces him from behind, one arm wrapped around Dion's waist. His other hand gently travels down Dion's arm - the curse-stricken one, and finds his palm, intertwining their fingers together.]

Had it been in my power, I would have gifted you a ceremony like that, one that puts anything this realm has ever seen to shame.

[He presses a small kiss to the golden locks in front of him.]

But I do not care whether it is in front of the whole empire or Greagor's eyes only, I only need you to be there.

It should be a wedding and a coronation.

[lady_kaivodulin]

A week of feasting and debauchery. And I think a silver crown with emeralds and black pearls to sit above my veil.

But I gave up on that idea a long time ago.

[tergiversator]

I didn't know we had royalty running around here...

belle 🥀 beauty and the beast

[lastpetal]

All stories need a happy ending. As long as mine happens with the people I love around me, I don't mind the particular details.

...dancing would be nice, though.

[batteryacid]

I think a wedding ought to be more of a beginning than an ending. [Even if his own marriage was more of a holding pattern with soundtrack by Barry Manilow...]

I set a few rules.

[tunnelled]

No sports. No racing. No telling fortunes. No cocaine. No sucking petrol out of their cars.

And no fighting.

By the end, we'd done every single fucking thing.

[sisterimperator]

Then what was the point of setting them? Or did you personally find it thrilling to break them?