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Memebox ([personal profile] fishbox) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-05-23 07:34 pm

A Master/Slave Meme

Congratulations! You are now a slave/master.


Master:
What kind of master are you?
What brought you into possession of a slave?
What will you have your slave do for you?


Slave:
Why are you a slave?
How easily will you adjust to this new situation in life? ie, what kind of slave are you?


Run wild and have fun! RNG is not needed~
eternallybored: (Swisher blunts)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Herp--- ] I will...

Take it back. When you die.
failblazer: (99)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Slap yourself. Hard.

[Kaguya. Come on.]
eternallybored: (bite me)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know what. No. This has gone long enough.

So instead of slapping herself she's just going to tear off her hand and throw it at Mokou. Sure she still has her other hand and the one that's torn off will be growing back in 2 seconds, AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL, but. Can't slap yourself when you're missing your good hand in the meantime, right?

Fuck you. ]
failblazer: (☆ 17)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[She catches the hand and quickly inspects it. This would be so morbid to anyone else, actually.

She tosses it to the floor in a bath of flames and scowls.]


Go sleep in the corner, your master is done with you for today.

[Stamp stamp stamp that hand is getting devastated right now. Gross.]

Before you leave, say "Yes, my master" and then bow.
eternallybored: (at my leisure)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh look her other hand is back.

And no she's not bowing. She's curtsying just because it's like. Half-resistance or something. ]
Ah, my Master is so very generous to allow me to sleep.

[ Yes. Sleeping is something she will do. ]
failblazer: (☆ 42)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[She grabs her hair and yanks it closer.]

You didn't say yes master. Say that and then you can leave. Then you can sleep.

[She pulls Kaguya in closer; her lips just a tiny bit from the princess's ear.]

Your master might even let you sleep in a real bed, if that's the case.
eternallybored: (here have a carrot)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She was going to make a bed appear in the corner anyway.

Also she just pushes Mokou away. ]
Yes, Master.

Of being obnoxious and shameful beyond belief.
failblazer: (Goodmor-- gross!)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shoves back, harder than Kaguya had pushed her, trying to force Kaguya to take a few steps back.]

Whatever. Tomorrow we'll work on your people skills, slave princess.

I'll wake you up with a bucket of boiling water, so sleep as much as you want until then.

[While she racked her brains about why this wasn't as fun as straight up deathmatches. Yes.]
eternallybored: (Gnarly)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's a rock. But that just means the push would give her a bruise. Oh, well. ]

If this [ Master slave thing ] continues, I shall make sure tomorrow never comes. [ With controlling eternity and whatnot. ]
failblazer: (Fwaaa)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... You know what? Go. Start walking out of here and don't bother retaliating for a day. Then you're free to do whatever you want.

[Seeing Kaguya like that was... wrong, she decided. If she wanted that then it'd be better without loopholes and with Kaguya snarling at every forced demand. Not like this.]

Agreed? Say yes master or no master. Anything else won't work.
eternallybored: (you smell like cigarettes)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-05-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ......Cue surprised look again. ] Who knew you had generosity, Fujiwara no Mokou. [ But this is a command she can agree with, so without thinking: ] Yes, Master.
failblazer: (☆ 65 - Juice or murder?)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not generosity, it's honour, and one of us has to have some.

[Buuuurn... in her opinion anyway.]

When you come back to get me, or send assassins after me, make sure you send or bring cigarettes. I'm just about dry.
eternallybored: (i c u work at arby's)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-06-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....Ah.


No, Kaguya doesn't have much honor she knows that already. What's it to her for a tainted princess? Anyway. ]



If that is your last command, do not expect any cigarettes.
failblazer: (☆ 68 - Siiiigh)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-06-01 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
See what I mean? One of us has to have honour.

[She's already over this. There will be lots and lots and lots of time to do stuff like that to Kaguya. She had fun while it lasted, at least.]
eternallybored: (Gnarly)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-06-01 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Enough. I am taking my leave.
failblazer: (school in july)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-06-01 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Taking it? If I remember rightly it was given to you by your master.

[Shit. Eating. Grin.]
eternallybored: (jewels and shit)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-06-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... ] Yes. I am taking it.
failblazer: (More like one fingered salute.)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-06-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Because I gave it to you.

[Weh. He. He.]

Go home to your kennel, doggy princess.
eternallybored: (if you wanna)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-06-01 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ No she is not taking this.

Or. She wouldn't be taking this, but she had been told to not use any bullets or lasers and ugh this sucks. ]
You will rue this day.
failblazer: (Storybook romance)

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-06-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I sure will, Kaguya-hime. I sure will.

[She doesn't believe it at all. Or rather, she does, but she doesn't care.

She just waves Kaguya off.]
eternallybored: (ASDFGHJKL;)

[personal profile] eternallybored 2013-06-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ You win this time, Mokou. Kaguya is going away now. ]