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bakerstreet2013-05-23 07:34 pm
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A Master/Slave Meme
Congratulations! You are now a slave/master.
Master:
What kind of master are you?
What brought you into possession of a slave?
What will you have your slave do for you?
Slave:
Why are you a slave?
How easily will you adjust to this new situation in life? ie, what kind of slave are you?
Run wild and have fun! RNG is not needed~
Master:
What kind of master are you?
What brought you into possession of a slave?
What will you have your slave do for you?
Slave:
Why are you a slave?
How easily will you adjust to this new situation in life? ie, what kind of slave are you?
Run wild and have fun! RNG is not needed~
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Take it back. When you die.
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[Kaguya. Come on.]
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So instead of slapping herself she's just going to tear off her hand and throw it at Mokou. Sure she still has her other hand and the one that's torn off will be growing back in 2 seconds, AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL, but. Can't slap yourself when you're missing your good hand in the meantime, right?
Fuck you. ]
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She tosses it to the floor in a bath of flames and scowls.]
Go sleep in the corner, your master is done with you for today.
[Stamp stamp stamp that hand is getting devastated right now. Gross.]
Before you leave, say "Yes, my master" and then bow.
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And no she's not bowing. She's curtsying just because it's like. Half-resistance or something. ] Ah, my Master is so very generous to allow me to sleep.
[ Yes. Sleeping is something she will do. ]
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You didn't say yes master. Say that and then you can leave. Then you can sleep.
[She pulls Kaguya in closer; her lips just a tiny bit from the princess's ear.]
Your master might even let you sleep in a real bed, if that's the case.
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Also she just pushes Mokou away. ] Yes, Master.
Of being obnoxious and shameful beyond belief.
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Whatever. Tomorrow we'll work on your people skills, slave princess.
I'll wake you up with a bucket of boiling water, so sleep as much as you want until then.
[While she racked her brains about why this wasn't as fun as straight up deathmatches. Yes.]
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If this [ Master slave thing ] continues, I shall make sure tomorrow never comes. [ With controlling eternity and whatnot. ]
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[Seeing Kaguya like that was... wrong, she decided. If she wanted that then it'd be better without loopholes and with Kaguya snarling at every forced demand. Not like this.]
Agreed? Say yes master or no master. Anything else won't work.
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[Buuuurn... in her opinion anyway.]
When you come back to get me, or send assassins after me, make sure you send or bring cigarettes. I'm just about dry.
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No, Kaguya doesn't have much honor she knows that already. What's it to her for a tainted princess? Anyway. ]
If that is your last command, do not expect any cigarettes.
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[She's already over this. There will be lots and lots and lots of time to do stuff like that to Kaguya. She had fun while it lasted, at least.]
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[Shit. Eating. Grin.]
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[Weh. He. He.]
Go home to your kennel, doggy princess.
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Or. She wouldn't be taking this, but she had been told to not use any bullets or lasers and ugh this sucks. ] You will rue this day.
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[She doesn't believe it at all. Or rather, she does, but she doesn't care.
She just waves Kaguya off.]
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