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bakerstreet2023-08-23 04:52 am
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the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
SEXY QUESTIONS —
1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?
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(( Not his life, specifically... ))
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So let me ask, what's a dirty secret of yours?
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But I would very much like to be overwhelmed by a partner.
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You can call me Matt.
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Nice to meet you, Lissa. How shall we begin? Wooing? Wining and dining? If that's what you'd like, I will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in all the beautiful places so you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
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[ the mention of blood in the mouth has her smiling, not as demure as she had been previously. ]
I wouldn't say no to kissing in a museum. Perhaps... perhaps getting away with too much there.
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No, no. In public, in private. But I suppose I'd have to know how you kiss before I commit.
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Won't you kiss me now?
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