How far?

[ouranhostsock]

HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE? meme



...well, have you done it? Had sex, I mean.

✱ Instead of commenting with the usual, your subject line is reserved for your character's status. Virgin? Canonical slut? Died without ever getting laid? r/ihavesex post subject? Have they gotten to first base?
✱ They can totally lie, btw.
✱ Let the commentary roll in.

Comments

....No comment.

[pearlofshenzhou]

[1000+ year old virgin, but she doesn't have to admit that.]

[indulgencedotexe]

I could fix that answer if you want.

Hm~ I have experience.

[liliability]

[A large wealth of it, actually. Here's to hoping the kids don't hear that, though.]

Hiyori Tomoe | Enstars

[tfy]

Nope ✰ I hate that sort of locker room talk, so I'll pass!

[boneface]

So, you're a virgin.

no comment.

[alligatus]

[bringingdowndisaster]

Been there.

Careless touches and honeyed tones; To kisses of wine and desire; How can one put it in mere words?

[yonghengdemengxiang]

[Special translation: Yes. Yes, she fucked. And no, she's not going to stop waxing poetic.]

[dangerous_dame]

Alright, Ms. poet, but are we talking a bouquet or an entire field of flowers that you've fucked- or I guess plucked?

Not sure about before I lost my memories, but work doesn't really give me the time.

[shackledandbound]

[That, and the situation with the one he has an eye on is...complicated, to say the least.]

...

[droppedhersword]

[Virgin. And mighty picky about what sort of person she wants to give it up to.]

virgin despite being a catch

[knnk]

[ he has too much going on to think about that—- at least until he met someone that drove his hormones insane and now he's doing his best to hold back. ]

[ojous]

I would say surprising, but it's not particularly.

I'm a horny, shapeshifting sex-worker. You do the math.

[dangerous_dame]

[meteorlogical]

The math checks out!

Why do you care?

[soft_shelled]

[The answer is obvious though.]

far far too much

[thotsandprayers]

What can I say? I enjoy it quite a bit.

I mean...

[ohihateyou]

Less than she'd like

[has_a_gun]

Look you try maintaining a relationship while you're focused on elaborate government conspiracies AND the worst therapist known to man.

[dangerous_dame]

Too bad the weird shit in your facility isn't really fuckable. It's mostly objects, right?

The furthest I've gone is Alaska

[griffoncourier]

And I live down near Mexico so that's pretty far!

[dangerous_dame]

Haha, very funny.

Why is this even a topic of conversation?

[mightofthestars]

[He means he has lost count of how many times he has made love to his wife.]

[mightofaltcurrent]

[THIS IS INFORMATION PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO KNOW.]

Tempting's the job, isn't it?

[didnotcareforit]

[ Which is to say, God only knows what he's gotten up to in this department. ...wait, does She know? Oh, he does not want to know that. ]

[bookcollection]

[He's just going to remain silent. What is this game anyway?]

Outrageous amounts of experience

[sp00kyl0li]

Oh nooo~ Do I really look like a girl who'd do that?

Been around the block

[flatcola]

Yeah. ...it happens.

A lot more than an unwed princess ought to

[partyhats]

'Ought to' is pretty different from, you know, reality though.

A virgin succubus?!

[shadowmistress]

[ In canon, absolutely. ]

[littledevil]

You should fix that as soon as you can.

Some.

[goddess_withablade]

[She won't elaborate too much, but she certainly has a bit of experience.]

[dangerous_dame]

You are a walking example of the "hot for teacher" trope.

I've blown many bubbles and rumbled handsomly in numerous springs and rivers

[sssyzoth]

[A virgin Zaterran? It is more likely than you think when you're an outcast among your own.]

[bet_thelimit]

You must be a seriously good swimmer, then? We should race sometime!

[His virgin card has gold status, he is in the same boat as you.]

Nope.

[genkidroid]

It's not like we really have time to do something like that, y'know?

[Fighting a losing battle against the Machines tends to make for a tight schedule. Even if she has her eyes on someone, they don't have much luxury regarding the concept of 'down time'.]

[meteorlogical]

That's too bad! There should always be time for a little intimacy.

Uh... I didn't keep count.

[halfeti]

Like, sixty? Seventy girls?

[slightlypopular]

Where do you find the time?

Enough to freak out people who knew me in high school

[slightlypopular]

I, uh, figured... some things out about myself?

Just assume a college Komi to go with your college Tomoko

[talking_is_hard]

[She holds up a note written on a notebook.]

Me too! People I used to go to high school with would be surprised.

Of course, it's mostly with my girlfriend and boyfriend, but sometimes we experiment with other people.