1. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute. 2. When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself. 3. I'd rather shit a knife.
that's the thing, they're fakes, and i know hes the one who paints them, i've seen them! and he's so freaking proud of them, of reeling in suckers to buy em
Consider me on standby, sounds like it will get worse. We also gassed up the Monarchmobile yesterday, so just you need a quick exit too, just give me a code or something.
Yeah, I've been meaning to bring it up a while. Everyone whose heard it knows. Maybe something like 'How did they die?' No one would question it in our line of work, and gives an out to the conversation? At least until we can come up with a new one?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch | Venture Bros
1. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
2. When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
3. I'd rather shit a knife.
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because i would! if i have to hear him talk about his damn paintings one more time...
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[ On the list of things he never expected to talk to her about, this was def on it, but amusing. ]
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that's the thing, they're fakes, and i know hes the one who paints them, i've seen them! and he's so freaking proud of them, of reeling in suckers to buy em
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not yet, but be on stand-by. he's so fucking smug he makes me sick
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we never have come up with a new code, have we?
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oh god we have to get a new one. that one is good, but it's certainly been figured out by the enemy by now. probably immediately, actually. for years.
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how did they die....that's not a bad one. is that just random, or from a show or..?
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Hot. As. Hell.
!!!!!!!
of course, i'm not sloppy. you know better than that
So thrilled to run into you!
You are a stiletto in a world of butter knives.
me too!!!
oh you flatterer. you know how to BUTTER me up
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i can hazard a guess or two
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[How you know a supervillain is into their wife, Reasons 1 through 86...]
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i could if it'll be worth my while. most of my work's done for the day.
no arching, just for me? my, my
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wow, baby, you're spoiling me so much! is there some kind of occasion, or?
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you're such a sap. i love you, dummy. i do my makeup the same way every day yknow
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