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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
1. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
2. When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
3. I'd rather shit a knife.
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[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-19 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, now that's an image. OMG. Why did you say that?
reginamariposa: (I'll fuck you up)

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
because i would! if i have to hear him talk about his damn paintings one more time...
twoton_twentyone: Season 5 (132)

[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
How bad are the paintings! Because that doesn't sound as painful as shitting a knife, dude!

[ On the list of things he never expected to talk to her about, this was def on it, but amusing. ]
reginamariposa: (try me)

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
that's the thing, they're fakes, and i know hes the one who paints them, i've seen them! and he's so freaking proud of them, of reeling in suckers to buy em
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[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-20 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? He's boring you over fakes? Do you need me to call and fake an emergency to get you out of this?
reginamariposa: (I'll fuck you up)

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
not yet, but be on stand-by. he's so fucking smug he makes me sick
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[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Consider me on standby, sounds like it will get worse. We also gassed up the Monarchmobile yesterday, so just you need a quick exit too, just give me a code or something.
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
we never have come up with a new code, have we?
twoton_twentyone: Season 6 (159)

[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-20 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, it's the same code from years ago. 'Monarchs are deadly' doesn't really work in whatever ego-fest dude is having this might be.
reginamariposa: (try me)

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
oh god we have to get a new one. that one is good, but it's certainly been figured out by the enemy by now. probably immediately, actually. for years.
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[personal profile] twoton_twentyone 2023-08-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've been meaning to bring it up a while. Everyone whose heard it knows. Maybe something like 'How did they die?' No one would question it in our line of work, and gives an out to the conversation? At least until we can come up with a new one?
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
how did they die....that's not a bad one. is that just random, or from a show or..?

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[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! Even three sheets to the wind you've got cunning plans.

Hot. As. Hell.
reginamariposa: (the softest mrs)

!!!!!!!

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
of course, i'm not sloppy. you know better than that
the_mighty_monarch: (hot damn we're good at this villain crap)

So thrilled to run into you!

[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh do I EVER.

You are a stiletto in a world of butter knives.
reginamariposa: (my heart)

me too!!!

[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh you flatterer. you know how to BUTTER me up
the_mighty_monarch: (she is heat incarnate)

[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
AND THE WORDPLAY. You know what that does to me.
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-21 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
i can hazard a guess or two
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[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-22 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I bet you can. Any chance you can knock off work early today? I was gonna do some light arching, but prick-face can wait.

[How you know a supervillain is into their wife, Reasons 1 through 86...]
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-22 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
i could if it'll be worth my while. most of my work's done for the day.

no arching, just for me? my, my
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[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I guarantee it. And you better believe it!
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
wow, baby, you're spoiling me so much! is there some kind of occasion, or?
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[personal profile] the_mighty_monarch 2023-08-26 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just the occasion of you looked super hot doing your makeup this morning and a man has DESIRES.
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[personal profile] reginamariposa 2023-08-26 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
you're such a sap. i love you, dummy. i do my makeup the same way every day yknow

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