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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch | Venture Bros

[reginamariposa]

1. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
2. When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
3. I'd rather shit a knife.

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[twoton_twentyone]

Wow, now that's an image. OMG. Why did you say that?

[reginamariposa]

because i would! if i have to hear him talk about his damn paintings one more time...

[twoton_twentyone]

How bad are the paintings! Because that doesn't sound as painful as shitting a knife, dude!

[ On the list of things he never expected to talk to her about, this was def on it, but amusing. ]

[reginamariposa]

that's the thing, they're fakes, and i know hes the one who paints them, i've seen them! and he's so freaking proud of them, of reeling in suckers to buy em

[twoton_twentyone]

Seriously? He's boring you over fakes? Do you need me to call and fake an emergency to get you out of this?

[reginamariposa]

not yet, but be on stand-by. he's so fucking smug he makes me sick

[twoton_twentyone]

Consider me on standby, sounds like it will get worse. We also gassed up the Monarchmobile yesterday, so just you need a quick exit too, just give me a code or something.

[reginamariposa]

we never have come up with a new code, have we?

[twoton_twentyone]

Nope, it's the same code from years ago. 'Monarchs are deadly' doesn't really work in whatever ego-fest dude is having this might be.

[reginamariposa]

oh god we have to get a new one. that one is good, but it's certainly been figured out by the enemy by now. probably immediately, actually. for years.

[twoton_twentyone]

Yeah, I've been meaning to bring it up a while. Everyone whose heard it knows. Maybe something like 'How did they die?' No one would question it in our line of work, and gives an out to the conversation? At least until we can come up with a new one?

[reginamariposa]

how did they die....that's not a bad one. is that just random, or from a show or..?

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[the_mighty_monarch]

Hah! Even three sheets to the wind you've got cunning plans.

Hot. As. Hell.

!!!!!!!

[reginamariposa]

of course, i'm not sloppy. you know better than that

So thrilled to run into you!

[the_mighty_monarch]

Oh do I EVER.

You are a stiletto in a world of butter knives.

me too!!!

[reginamariposa]

oh you flatterer. you know how to BUTTER me up

[the_mighty_monarch]

AND THE WORDPLAY. You know what that does to me.

[reginamariposa]

i can hazard a guess or two

[the_mighty_monarch]

Oh, I bet you can. Any chance you can knock off work early today? I was gonna do some light arching, but prick-face can wait.

[How you know a supervillain is into their wife, Reasons 1 through 86...]

[reginamariposa]

i could if it'll be worth my while. most of my work's done for the day.

no arching, just for me? my, my

[the_mighty_monarch]

Oh I guarantee it. And you better believe it!

[reginamariposa]

wow, baby, you're spoiling me so much! is there some kind of occasion, or?

[the_mighty_monarch]

Just the occasion of you looked super hot doing your makeup this morning and a man has DESIRES.

[reginamariposa]

you're such a sap. i love you, dummy. i do my makeup the same way every day yknow