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[memeboogeyman]

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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Comments

Aziraphale || Good Omens || OTA

[salutosinedelectat]

3, post s2?

[duckshaveears]

you should know yre nidiot

Crowley || Good Omens || OTA

[hortusanguis]

Stolas || Helluva Boss || OTA

[daddyhoothoot]

Blitz || Helluva Boss || OTA

[theoissilent]

Moxxie | Helluva Boss || OTA

[musicalconnoisseur]

Loona || Helluva Boss || OTA

[loonietic]

Crowley || Good Omens

[gowithstyle]

Lan Wangji || The Untamed || m/m

[frozenjade]

Yet Another Crowley | Good Omens | OTA bring it on yes even the karaoke option

[duckshaveears]

 

this is so silly.

[confoundthemighty]

[There is, Aziraphale rapidly discovers, very little of a pleasurable nature about his new position, except for a single job perk his predecessor never took advantage of.

At some point during the extremely long history of brewing, humans noticed a small amount of any fermented beverage disappearing before it was entirely ready, even from sealed barrels. And, as humans tend to do, they came up with an explanation for this phenomenon: their efforts were watched over by angels, who took a portion of the product as payment. Thus, whatever percentage of a wine or liquor evaporates during brewing is known colloquially as the angels’ share.

Gabriel may not have left a desk for Aziraphale to inherit, but he certainly left a key to a storage locker with centuries’ worth of booze.

It’s a temptation that, eventually, proves far too strong to resist. Especially after weeks and weeks of misery, of being haunted by a kiss, of fighting down tears at random moments throughout every day, of not being allowed the human parts of his routine.

It doesn’t take much to appear in a crowded bar full of souls like him, all too absorbed in their own troubles or joys to notice another sad-sack-shaped-being among them. Many of them seem unburdened, at least a little, by the act of singing out their griefs or unrequited loves; he might as well give it a go and see if it helps.

There are just as many songs he doesn’t recognize as songs he does. But there are some he knows from spending time in the passenger seat of the Bentley, or quiet evenings drinking wine.

And as maudlin as it may be, as pathetic as he may feel, there is in fact a relief in letting someone else’s words and music loosen all his misery. He doesn’t notice or care that his voice is powerful and sincere enough to cut through the drunken haze for a handful of humans; this is for him.]

Empty spaces, what are we living for?
Abandoned places—I guess we know the score.
On and on—
Does anybody know what we are looking for?
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line!
Does anybody want to take it anymore?

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

towa | slow damage

[stranglehold]

( m/m for shipping. )

ryoko hakubi / tenchi muyo!

[galacticdemon]

(intergalactic woo girl here)

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

Henchmen 21/Gary Fischer - The Venture Bros

[twoton_twentyone]

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

Ben / Prometheus | Legacies

[divineclaim]

[Ben is a god so... it would take an excessive amount to get him drunk.]

Dawn Granger | Titans | OTA

[dawn_is_breaking]

Gojo Satoru | Jujutsu Kaisen

[hyperviolence]

Kabal | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Syzoth/Reptile | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[sssyzoth]

Loras Tyrell (modern) | Game of Thrones | M/M

[goldendrose]

simon "ghost" riley | codmw2

[buriedpast]

Alex Manes | Roswell, New Mexico

[halfaleg]

Ash| OC Garou | Werewolf the Apocalypse

[professionalriot]

[Let's skip #9 though.]

kiritani yoshino | koi wo suru tsumori wa nakatta

[inexperienced]

( m/m for ships )