Benefits

[enya]

biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

will always push you to be your best self! totally trustworthy!

[vivisectio]

Only if you're i~nteresting ♡

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[codenametesla]

What... counts as interesting?

💪💪

[kafkaiju]

Uraah!

[ He takes up a full on muscle pose, both biceps flexing and chest puffed up. That this pulls up his t-shirt enough his dad bod tummy is displayed is an accident. ]

[brownbunny]

[It'd be rude to poke it, huh?

...

...

But before he can help himself, Usami gives the exposed tummy a curious 'poke' with his finger regardless.]

Will spoil you in any every way she can, a great fuck, when things are fun they're really fun.

[king_of_greed]

[Just, you'll have to deal with the mountains of trauma if you stay with her long, and maybe deal with her turning into a giant fish monster or at least being a bit corrupted by greed.]

[dreamflowers]

[This is probably a terrible idea, but Jade is drawn to those like a moth to a flame.]

Eh. I could think of worse things.

[Who doesn't have mountains of trauma, anyway?]

Since she's never been outside the lab, everything is new and exciting!

[ailuruslucidity]

[There's the small matter of being easily distracted. Also, the fact that monsters hunt her sporadically. She also tends to ask a lot of questions...]

[king_of_greed]

I wasn't born in a lab, but I have experience being stuck in one.

I'd also love to spoil you, darling.

Conveniently travel-sized! You can carry him in your pocket when he transforms into a rabbit!

[brownbunny]

...I'd rather just walk.

[famelico]

...but if you get tired, can i actually carry you in my pocket?

None. Absolutely none. In fact you'd get more benefit pretending you didn't know him.

[sneaksnark]

[ Actually, he's pretty loyal. And if disguises are your thing... ]

You'll never want for anything. So long as you don't mind the world being covered in darkness and

[perpetualnight]

- the very air being pestilence to mankind. ]

[shrinksense]

( In a curious tone, but devoid of judgment: ) Wouldn't that make living in that world impossible?

will be unquestionably loyal and tell you wondrous tales.

[shrinksense]

( if still slightly overly attached deep deep down )

heedlessly caring and empathetic, just ask!

[halfsword]

[ ...but gideon holds up her two handed blade instead, gripping the hilt with one palm. it's as if this is actually the biggest benefit she can give— or at least, the one she wants you to notice. ]

[claiomhsolais]

WHOAAAAAAAA! That's a big sword!

Can and will provide anything you could ever need.

[retributionflame]

[Within his access and consent, of course.]

[acoldwind]

Certainly not everything… You would need to be remarkably wealthy to be able to make such a claim, no?

Will take interest in your interests and do his best to find his own appeal with them so you can --

[reorienting]

[ -- talk about or indulge in them together.]

[nyaahn]

Eviscerating squishy humans together?!

a phoenix who is an excellent caretaker with a beautiful island home and six wonderful children

[cellarkept]

.. Let's not lead with my species next time.

relentlessly dedicated and will always protect you once her trust is gained.

[transgressed]

[Also: she's hot.]

That's more or less the gist of it.

Available.

[brokensmile]

What? It's true.

will provide inspiration for all your endeavors.

[aspolyhymnia]

Loyal but not to a fault

[mvpineapple]

What's that mean?

Her meat is huge

[machspeedrill]

[ Shrugs. ]

[nyaahn]

I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!

[ Has no idea what they actually meant by that.

That’s a big claw, oh dear. ]

You'll never have to worry about needing an electrician or repair person for anything

[codenametesla]

[Because she thinks that's the best thing she can offer; something of actual value]

you can let out all your sexy violent aggressions on someone that can't die

[ptoma]

[nyaahn]

There is no fun in that; without death, evisceration lacks a finale.

You'll get a homemade bento every day!

[unitedstatesofsmash]

Is completely willing to "play doctor" for you

[tarkaleantea]

[aspolyhymnia]

Kinky.

[She's chuckling]

Will never tell you no

[safesex]

[nyaahn]

Can I find out what color your blood is? … with my claws?

Do you love romance? Flowers, songs written for, all that? I'm your man!

[floralias]

Is a Queen, has a banging bod, and will make you your own flavor of ice cream.

[wynterssolitude]

One of the most entertaining men around, loyal, loaded, and quite the family man.

[foulentrophy]

[lapislazzuli]

Quite truthful... but where did your obsession with fighting go?