Cooking Meme

[heavenscorpse]

The Cooking Meme!

Cooking is a daily part of life. You don't always think about it, but even when preparing the same meal, it's never quite the same each time. Cooking can be wonderful and relaxing or completely horrifying. For some it's very personal and for others it's just another part of the day...

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1. The way to a person's heart... You want to show your affection and what better way than home cooked food, with your special ingredient...SHITLOADS OF SALT LOVE!

2. Cooking lesson! You would like to be able to cook, but...you have no idea what you're doing. Luckily, you have a knowledgeable friend to show you how!

3. OH GOD HELP ME Oh God Oh God Oh God You have to cook dinner for a party/your in-laws/your visiting family/whoever and it's so much and it's super important but there's no time Oh God. But luckily your wonderful, brilliant and incredibly good looking best friend ever will help you, right?

4. Hnnngh need food so bad. So hungry. Can't move. And you just don't feel like cooking. Oh, the sorrow of an empty stomach! But you're so lucky to know someone that cooks well. Or cooks at all.

5. NO STOP COOKING NOW. Awful. So awful. Eating it doesn't just make you sick, it forces your soul out of your body and into the astral plane. You'd better hope you can get out of this. ...Do you smell fire?

6. REVENGE MEAL! So mad. Just...SO. MAD. You want to show this person how much you hate them and you're going to do it through cooking. You have cooked the most barfatrocious meal you can. They will rue the day they messed with you!

7. Competition! Who's the best cook in this kitchen? It's time to find out, HERE AND NOW! It's an all out cooking battle and the two of you are going to do your best to one up the other! Allez cuisine!

8. MAD SCIENCE COOKING! No one ever discovered something good without some experimentation, right? Are you trying to improve on something old or are you doing something new entirely? No! What are you doing?! YOU CAN'T PUT JELLY IN THAT! YOU'RE MAD!

9. Preparation! You can't cook without ingredients! Before you go home to start tonight's meal, you're going to the store. Are you pinching pennies or going for the good stuff?

10. Eating right! So much junk food...they really should eat better. Well! They're getting a homecooked meal this time. PUT DOWN THAT TAKE OUT MENU, I'M COOKING HERE!

11. Other Pick a Scenario or come up with one of your own!

Taken from here.

Comments

[livingthegooddeath]

That will do!

[Okay, what do we know about meat buns?
1. Meat on the inside.
2. Bun on the outside.
3. Delicious.
4. Warm.
Okay, 1 is covered, but there is still work to do.]

We'll need to heat it up somehow!

Maybe we could start a small fire of some sort...

[temptatsun]

That's how you do s'mores, right? That should work.

[livingthegooddeath]

Well, there are a lot of things in here we could use as kindling. Do you know how to get a fire started?

[temptatsun]

Of course! I can fend for myself in the wild, you know.

[livingthegooddeath]

That being the case, I shall leave the task of starting a fire in your capable hands~

[temptatsun]

What will you do?

[Don't leave this all to him.]

[livingthegooddeath]

Oh!

[That's right, no servants around. She actually has to contribute.]

I'll... make the bun part, I suppose.

[temptatsun]

Alright, so that's fair.

[Time to roast some salmon. He starts gathering wood from the backyard before dumping it on the stovetop.]

[livingthegooddeath]

[What are buns made of, exactly? Some kind of white stuff. Yuyuko scans the pantry.]

[Oh, here we go. If we used sugar, wouldn't the buns come out as delightfully sweet?]

[Cue Yuyuko attempting to shape piles of sugar into buns.]

[temptatsun]

[Over his shoulder:] Bread works better.

[livingthegooddeath]

Really! Well, if you insist.

[Pantry > Get > Twelve Grain Bread]
[Twelve Grain Bread > Attempt to form into bun shapes]

[temptatsun]

[She won't be having a problem with that for long, because Mara is turning the oven on with the kindling on top, which immediately goes up in uncontrolled flames.]

Too much...?

[livingthegooddeath]

Let's find out!

[Yuyuko throws the wads of crumpled bread and pieces of raw salmon directly into the fire.]

[It appears to be spreading.]

[temptatsun]

I think we were supposed to have pans or something.

[livingthegooddeath]

You think so?

[It looks like the kitchen is going to be burning down now.]

[temptatsun]

...doesn't this seem a little dangerous to you?

[livingthegooddeath]

Do you think maybe we should try a tactical retreat?

[temptatsun]

Let's beat it.

[Before they become part of the meal.]

[livingthegooddeath]

[Several minutes later, Mara and Yuyuko watch as the burning house caves in on itself.]

Well!

Let's call this an important learning experience.

[temptatsun]

I-I liked that house...