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[OOC: Bio on journal. Assumed CR and misfires are fine!]
A. Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
B. Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
C. Going to the market. I need some fruit and a serious re-evalution of my life.
D. You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
E. Text Guin.
A. Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
B. Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
C. Going to the market. I need some fruit and a serious re-evalution of my life.
D. You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
E. Text Guin.
I can walk down to the cafeteria and check...did you fix whatever your work called you about?
1. we were covereds in sweats and glitters, makins out onstage, in fronts of everyone. i thinks it was a goods night.
2. i just wants to knows who nailed the chickens nugget to the door.
3. just wokes up in the beansbag bin at walsmart :3
4. slips and slides hallsway was not one of my betters ideas.
5. [text him!]
2. i just wants to knows who nailed the chickens nugget to the door.
3. just wokes up in the beansbag bin at walsmart :3
4. slips and slides hallsway was not one of my betters ideas.
5. [text him!]
A blue-collar kaiju corpse clean-up worker who mysteriously turned into a kaiju himself.
1. You kept my undies from me like one of those Turkish ice cream guys.
2. It says 18+ and there's just 2 of us so we have to find at least 16 people.
3. I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but… what IS it?
4. I think I’m gonna die, if not let's get waffles.
5. Was that a date or a murder attempt.
6. STOP TEXTING ME THAT PICTURE
7. meet me in THAT place NOW
8. When I said I'm an animal I bed I meant I hibernate.
Or wildcard.
1. You kept my undies from me like one of those Turkish ice cream guys.
2. It says 18+ and there's just 2 of us so we have to find at least 16 people.
3. I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but… what IS it?
4. I think I’m gonna die, if not let's get waffles.
5. Was that a date or a murder attempt.
6. STOP TEXTING ME THAT PICTURE
7. meet me in THAT place NOW
8. When I said I'm an animal I bed I meant I hibernate.
Or wildcard.
From here
No way! I don't want your dad mad at me for traumatising his kid!
I was hoping you'd say something like 'you can do it, Mr Hibino!' and I could remember I promised to get waffles with you and it'd give me the strength to push through a tough spot!
No way! I don't want your dad mad at me for traumatising his kid!
I was hoping you'd say something like 'you can do it, Mr Hibino!' and I could remember I promised to get waffles with you and it'd give me the strength to push through a tough spot!
[tl,dr: detective whose significant other/co-worker was a dirty cop and now she's out for revenge -- bringing her back after a super-long rp break, so appreciate literally anyone who wants to hang out with her. new threads are also cool.]
001) Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day.
002) This weekend will be like the season finale to my life.
003) You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
004) Text Grace -- open to assumed CR / misfires / whatever else!
001) Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day.
002) This weekend will be like the season finale to my life.
003) You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
004) Text Grace -- open to assumed CR / misfires / whatever else!
1. Fuck.
I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night "for purely scientific purposes"...
2. Let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. You need to walk this one off.
3. MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE!
4. drunkkkkk be here I heart you
5. His inability to understand the word "moderation" is the Achilles heel of an otherwise perfect human.
I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night "for purely scientific purposes"...
2. Let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. You need to walk this one off.
3. MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE!
4. drunkkkkk be here I heart you
5. His inability to understand the word "moderation" is the Achilles heel of an otherwise perfect human.
1. no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories.
2. i'm sorry.
we set two christmas trees on fire.
also the neighbor's yard.
also ours.
3. why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
4. he walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in his mouth.
5. i told you. i'm super awesome at making things super awkward.
2. i'm sorry.
we set two christmas trees on fire.
also the neighbor's yard.
also ours.
3. why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
4. he walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in his mouth.
5. i told you. i'm super awesome at making things super awkward.
1. Apparently he couldn't remember my name so he referred to me as "what's-her-boobs"... and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about.
2. I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
3. You were saying "I am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "All hail the vodka queen! You are so beautiful!"
4. Just come over and take your pants off.
5. I feel like death.
And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress.
And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
2. I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
3. You were saying "I am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "All hail the vodka queen! You are so beautiful!"
4. Just come over and take your pants off.
5. I feel like death.
And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress.
And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
1. in the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why i drink
2. i tried to get the guy i like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet...
why am i such a bro fml
3. drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself!!!!
4. instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights
i think i'm in love
5. mom and grandma are in town
grandma wants to get drunk with you??
2. i tried to get the guy i like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet...
why am i such a bro fml
3. drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself!!!!
4. instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights
i think i'm in love
5. mom and grandma are in town
grandma wants to get drunk with you??
1. all i've succeeded in doing since i saw you is drool on my shoulder...
2. so i'm trying to figure out how to talk my teacher into allowing pajama day once a week
any ideas?
3. i wish i was in the wii world...
4. next question... do i wanna sleep under the palm tree?
5. come in
grab a controller
we've got some madden to beat
2. so i'm trying to figure out how to talk my teacher into allowing pajama day once a week
any ideas?
3. i wish i was in the wii world...
4. next question... do i wanna sleep under the palm tree?
5. come in
grab a controller
we've got some madden to beat
1. The world is not enough for this.
2. I think we need to talk about the many times I keep ending up in your bed.
3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, silence is golden, and watching the world end from my viewpoint is priceless.
4. What did I just witness?
5. How is there a 'we' in this?
6. | misfires welcome |
2. I think we need to talk about the many times I keep ending up in your bed.
3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, silence is golden, and watching the world end from my viewpoint is priceless.
4. What did I just witness?
5. How is there a 'we' in this?
6. | misfires welcome |
[OOC: Misfires and assumed CR okay. M/M for shipping]
1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
2. His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
3. You were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
4. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
5. Text him!
1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
2. His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
3. You were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
4. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
5. Text him!
I was wondering where that went.
Can't for the life of me remember how or why it got up there, though.
Is your memory any clearer?
Can't for the life of me remember how or why it got up there, though.
Is your memory any clearer?
Edited 2023-08-06 02:40 (UTC)
1. You grabbed Iida's glasses off his face and ran out the door.
2. I promise I'll be okay! I'm only considered not okay if I end up in the hospital.
3. So I'm about to order a pizza, rent a movie, and use my vibrator... Am I dating myself?
4. (Villain AU!) The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop people's heads off when I'm using the paper cutter.
5. Free text!
2. I promise I'll be okay! I'm only considered not okay if I end up in the hospital.
3. So I'm about to order a pizza, rent a movie, and use my vibrator... Am I dating myself?
4. (Villain AU!) The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop people's heads off when I'm using the paper cutter.
5. Free text!
[OOC: Misfires and assumed CR okay. M/M for shipping]
1. Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office.
2. He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
3. I enjoy making beautiful men smile
4. I base my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
5. Text him!
1. Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office.
2. He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
3. I enjoy making beautiful men smile
4. I base my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
5. Text him!
1. Why does the cat sit on the things I need to use?
2. He just fell in the river. Meet us down stream. We're going after him.
3. For some reason my father is not responding to the five texts I sent him that all read "dad dad dad dad daaaaad daaaaaaad dad"
4. Villain AU - He kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs.
5. Free text
2. He just fell in the river. Meet us down stream. We're going after him.
3. For some reason my father is not responding to the five texts I sent him that all read "dad dad dad dad daaaaad daaaaaaad dad"
4. Villain AU - He kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs.
5. Free text
( 01 ): You need to stop showing people the things I drunk-text to you... I have a reputation to uphold here.
( 02 ): The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
( 03 ): [1/2] I'm telling you, get the fuck off and there's a reason you should get the fuck off that plane. And you can even believe it or you can not believe it. I don't give two fucks, but I am telling you. Right. Now. that motherfucker back there is not real.
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( 04 ): Payless is having a sale, lead me not into temptation. But as I look at these shoes, I'd like to get them for you. Run and not grow weary, they will walk and not faint.
( 05 ): Text/Misfire him!
well, have you ever wondered why i left?
( why does everyone nag deadbeat dads when the child had bad vibes and was unpleasant to be around... )
"using" you means you had any use in the first place.
your only real use is holding onto what's mine, and even that will eventually fade.
haha, who knows? i never claimed to be a savior of humanity, nor anything other than what i am right now, unlike you.
the title of 'calamity' or 'destruction' doesn't befit someone like me. i'm just a blip on the radar ~
( why does everyone nag deadbeat dads when the child had bad vibes and was unpleasant to be around... )
"using" you means you had any use in the first place.
your only real use is holding onto what's mine, and even that will eventually fade.
haha, who knows? i never claimed to be a savior of humanity, nor anything other than what i am right now, unlike you.
the title of 'calamity' or 'destruction' doesn't befit someone like me. i'm just a blip on the radar ~
[New and continuing threads]
1) if youre going to drag me out and then disappear dont complain when i find something better to do
2) im on the roof
dont come up
youre not welcome
3) i need a dictionary for these kids theyre just spouting random bullshit at me now
4) im waiting for the train
someone just handed me their change and told me to buy myself a hot meal?
5) i saw you two fucking on a rooftop last night
this is your only warning
take it inside next time
6) Wildcard option, misfires are fine
1) if youre going to drag me out and then disappear dont complain when i find something better to do
2) im on the roof
dont come up
youre not welcome
3) i need a dictionary for these kids theyre just spouting random bullshit at me now
4) im waiting for the train
someone just handed me their change and told me to buy myself a hot meal?
5) i saw you two fucking on a rooftop last night
this is your only warning
take it inside next time
6) Wildcard option, misfires are fine
[ Happy to play fast and loose with canon/time/lines, xcanon, etc. In the world's longest voicetest mode. ]
1. Woke up in a hammock. I don't think I know how to get out without falling. Not sure how I got in without falling. Help?
2. I do usually like my shore leave to involve a literal shore, but this starbase has an aquaponic grotto doing this really fascinating study on increasing the growth rate of lichen.
There's also probably other stuff there too.
3. I just remember falling asleep and Linus french-braiding my hair. Where did he get the ribbon?
4. I'm not allowed to break any more bones until my next assignment. Captain's order's. Captains', actually. It's been co-signed by three of them.
1. Woke up in a hammock. I don't think I know how to get out without falling. Not sure how I got in without falling. Help?
2. I do usually like my shore leave to involve a literal shore, but this starbase has an aquaponic grotto doing this really fascinating study on increasing the growth rate of lichen.
There's also probably other stuff there too.
3. I just remember falling asleep and Linus french-braiding my hair. Where did he get the ribbon?
4. I'm not allowed to break any more bones until my next assignment. Captain's order's. Captains', actually. It's been co-signed by three of them.
1. I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up then I'll leave him that way.
2. THAT stays in the car. And if one person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I WILL KILL YOU.
3. I hope you're sleeping good because when you wake up, I'm punching you in the face.
4. Freebie
2. THAT stays in the car. And if one person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I WILL KILL YOU.
3. I hope you're sleeping good because when you wake up, I'm punching you in the face.
4. Freebie
1. I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
2. Look I'm sorry I shaved your eyebrow, but get over it.
3. I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
4. IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON.
5. The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms.
6. I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get drunk near anything i can flip on.
7. Text her!
2. Look I'm sorry I shaved your eyebrow, but get over it.
3. I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
4. IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON.
5. The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms.
6. I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get drunk near anything i can flip on.
7. Text her!
A: I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
B: Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
C: Pain. Pain everywhere. This is why trying to fight Samson is a bad idea.
D: A guy in a Chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
E: Wildcard
B: Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
C: Pain. Pain everywhere. This is why trying to fight Samson is a bad idea.
D: A guy in a Chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
E: Wildcard
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2023-08-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
1. I'm getting out of handcuffs. I'll give you a call after.
2. I mean I'm essentially single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
3. Why is hotel staff asking about the blood in our room?
4. No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend. I have a restraining order from the dig site. It's all relative.
5. Mis/text him!
2. I mean I'm essentially single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
3. Why is hotel staff asking about the blood in our room?
4. No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend. I have a restraining order from the dig site. It's all relative.
5. Mis/text him!
[[ OOC: Continued from here ]]
[ Jon has the biggest smile on his face. He knew Sherry would be won over eventually. (Although he's confused why Sherry feels a sense of déjà vu. Did someone rip off de Aurum's book?) ]
While I could lead you on a grand old quest to collect the rest of Watkinson and Holman, I think I will challenge you to only purchase the new novel while in a disguise of your choosing.
I don't want to wait too long to read it.
[ Jon has the biggest smile on his face. He knew Sherry would be won over eventually. (Although he's confused why Sherry feels a sense of déjà vu. Did someone rip off de Aurum's book?) ]
While I could lead you on a grand old quest to collect the rest of Watkinson and Holman, I think I will challenge you to only purchase the new novel while in a disguise of your choosing.
I don't want to wait too long to read it.
Edited 2023-08-06 04:23 (UTC)
1. All seven of my dogs were judging you last night.
2. He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic.
3. Did you just confess to me?
4. Would you care to explain why these reports are late?
5. No amount of sugar is getting you out of this one.
6. Text her!
2. He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic.
3. Did you just confess to me?
4. Would you care to explain why these reports are late?
5. No amount of sugar is getting you out of this one.
6. Text her!
1. You promised you'd be home two hours ago. And here I am. Alone. Naked. In bed. Being made a fool of.
2. I was attacked on the street earlier by a woman yelling that god loves me and I should act like it. I asked if she meant Thor and then she had to be escorted away by security because apparently she didn't like that.
3. Alright. That's it. I'm calling it. You and I? Done. Over.
4. He tried to convince me that soup was a salad. For fifteen minutes. I think my IQ genuinely lost a few points.
5. You think I'll tolerate this kind of disrespect just because you're hot and the promise of sex with you is incredibly alluring? Well you're right.
6. No. I'm out. I'm done for today. If you need me to fix a mess you got yourself into my price just went to ten thousand dollars a solve. Or one IOU of my choosing.
7. Look you're not allowed to ask why I know this, but why are your initials carved into the lab ceiling? When did you do that? WHY did you do that?
8. [Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, assumed CR all great! Prefs are in journal. Timeline can bounce around anywhere nothing matters lol *verrryyyyy slowly getting back into things]
2. I was attacked on the street earlier by a woman yelling that god loves me and I should act like it. I asked if she meant Thor and then she had to be escorted away by security because apparently she didn't like that.
3. Alright. That's it. I'm calling it. You and I? Done. Over.
4. He tried to convince me that soup was a salad. For fifteen minutes. I think my IQ genuinely lost a few points.
5. You think I'll tolerate this kind of disrespect just because you're hot and the promise of sex with you is incredibly alluring? Well you're right.
6. No. I'm out. I'm done for today. If you need me to fix a mess you got yourself into my price just went to ten thousand dollars a solve. Or one IOU of my choosing.
7. Look you're not allowed to ask why I know this, but why are your initials carved into the lab ceiling? When did you do that? WHY did you do that?
8. [Text him! Misfires, cross-canon, assumed CR all great! Prefs are in journal. Timeline can bounce around anywhere nothing matters lol *verrryyyyy slowly getting back into things]
[From here]
I can handle obsessive and possessive. And don't mind giving back in kind. Since you're asking so sweetly.
I can handle obsessive and possessive. And don't mind giving back in kind. Since you're asking so sweetly.
1: My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
2: you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
3: After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
4: [put your own text here!]
2: you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
3: After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
4: [put your own text here!]
- Being alive is very... not easy.
- I just had a 10 minute starting contest with my dragon.
- Just once I would like to attend a gathering where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
- My sister is off limits.
Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you. - They put me in charge of a kingdom.
Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something? - ( WILDCARD. )
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