The Random Porn Scenario Meme

[treks]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[herrin]

[ to be honest, things always started with dinner. for once in his life, Sherlock might actually be doing something per the norm. what wasn't ordinary was the frank discussion that had led to the bedroom (which, she will take credit for, is mostly her fault) and this little wager. hadn't she learned from the last game they played that he wasn't someone to be trifled with?

oh, but this trifling could be better than any dessert that a restaurant could serve and so much more interesting.

settled on his bed, hands resting at her side, she slid into her role as easily as any practiced actress, eyes widening and cheeks flushing. she didn't have to feign her interest as his coat dropped to the floor. it was up to him to decide whether her shocked blush at his words was real or not. in any case, it had the desired effect. ]

I haven't .. that is .. [ even fumbling with her words, hands working at the buttons of her blouse, she couldn't manage to coax her voice to anything less than its usual allure, settling for breathlessness to convey nervousness. her eyes were fixated on his fingertips on her knee and she pauses a moment to brush her hand across the back of his, attempting to soothe him without breaking character.

even if this was a bet, she didn't want to kill the poor man.

struggling, bumbling, fumbling, she manages four buttons on her own before offering him a pleading look and pulling the shirt over her head and unzipping her skirt, abandoning it to the side but leaving her lingerie. it was hardly suitable for a virgin, it screamed domme, but there was nothing she could do about it now. underneath it all, barely hidden, was the Irene he was familiar with, the woman who could roll him into this bed and teach him everything he never knew he wanted to know. ]

Is this all right? Should I .. do more?

[ now you know why she is the way she is. virgins are tiring, Sherlock. ]

[noticing]

[ blush responses are difficult to fake, but then again, this is Irene Adler. Sherlock wouldn't be surprised if he had control over every minute physical reaction her body produced, every twitching muscle, ever pulsing vein. the words are obviously faked, the stammer, the breathless gasp, but maybe that's how these things are supposed to play out; it isn't as if he's doing any better.

to onlookers, they might be perfectly in character. but to Sherlock? he can see the woman behind the mask, and despite his ego, he knows she can do the same. as fingers drift over his hand electric white-hot scalding he almost flinches; physical contact isn't a thing in Sherlock's world. but he steels himself, watching as fabric folds away and peels back, revealing skin and lace and nice things, like the jut of collarbone and hips. for just a second, the disguise falters, and he thinks about shrinking back, but to do so would be an assault on his professional abilities.

fingers trace up over her knee, gliding along her thigh, thumbing at black lacy knickers. his thumb hooks under the edge and pulls it back, then releases it, letting it snap, just gently, against her skin. ]

No, this is fine. Interesting choice in undergarments; are you sure this is your first time? [ a smile, a little challenge to the role she's taken on. a distraction, something to hide the sound of his heart slamming in his chest, threatening to climb up his throat and leap out of his mouth. the way she's acting, the stuttering insecurity, it doesn't suit her; it doesn't even suit her to mock it. it's so alien on Irene that Sherlock almost laughs, but decides not to.

in favour of leaning in, pressing his lips to hers. it's stifling; he's not sure what he's doing. a hand comes up to graze fingers over her bra, and he almost cups her breast, but differs to resting his hand on her shoulder. he's not quite so confident; it's not easy. he's not incompetent either; lips nip at lips, and for a surface kiss and a lack of tongue, he's not bad, though he's a ways away from experienced. the other hand starts at the curve of her stomach, over her garter, then slides up, over her ribs, breast, along her clavicle and the incline of her neck, resting against her hair as fingers curl into it.

and then he pulls back, lips smeared with red. ] Your hair; let it down. Hardly bedroom appropriate, don't you think? [ not that he'd know what 'bedroom appropriate' was anyway. but he's playing pretend, and he doesn't play to lose. ]

[herrin]

[ if he only knew, if he only knew what she was actually thinking of to make her blush, he'd likely turn on his heel and run; he was out of his depth, Sherlock Holmes, in possibly the only way he could be. but she could not fake everything, he'd proven that much already with her damning pulse. there were some biological responses to him that she did not need to fake.

to her credit, she is doing her best to be as gentle as possible; his shrinking away would be an assault on her professional abilities as well. was she so out of practice that she could still only intimidate? it was impossible to control others without first understanding what it felt like to be controlled. had she forgotten that? ]

A woman .. a woman likes to feel pretty, sometimes. I didn't think anyone would see them. [ the suck of breath that accompanies his snap is only partly faked, and Irene squirmed under his hands, getting used to the sensation of his fingers against her skin. each touch sent waves of heat radiating outwards, pooling in her stomach and making her toes curl.

after so long of being opposite the business end of a whip, the sensation of being touched was alien and unique. being touched by him, frankly, was a pleasure.]

Sherlock..? [ their lips were introduced, met and mingled. in the manner of a woman unsure of herself, she reached with a questing hand to rest tentative fingers against his chest, tugging on his shirt. by the time he pulled away, her eyes were partly closed and heavy-lidded.

it seemed to take her a moment to understand his next order. then she moved almost mechanically, using the hand that wasn't on his chest (monitoring his heartbeat, she wasn't losing track of this wager) to tug the pin that was holding her hair out. dark curls tumbled to beyond her shoulders and she shook them out carefully, studying him. ]

Like this? Is that .. what you like?

[noticing]

[ as she's drawing away to slide away her pin and let her hair pour down over her shoulders, back, and clavicle (which was prominent, sharp edges defined, begging for fingertips to cut themselves along it), he reaches up to tuck a piece of hair behind her ears because he wants to see her. doesn't want smears of colour to be obscured by anything, and this is becoming dangerously close to sentiment. a breath. and he opens his mouth to speak, but has nothing to say.

she's perfect. no no, not perfect, high cheekbones and bright eyes, arched brows and smart, smart, too smart, a match to his own, as brilliant as himself and twice as deadly. those thoughts subside though as he starts his hands at her shoulders and sweeps them down, thumbs dragging over her collarbone, palms drifting over the curve of her breasts and stopping to squeeze, blinking rapidly. soft. they fall farther, settle against her hips and then one slips behind her, to the small of her back and the other one dares. drifts lower, traces the middle finger down the hem of her knickers. ]

Y.. es. [ oh, that was unfortunate. broken and spoken without confidence. he tries again, deeper voices, reassured: ] It is. [ he hesitates, and that's another point lost. and he needs to start making up for lost time by diving in but he's pretty sure if he steps in the water now without knowing how to swim he's not going to survive he's just going to end up flailing and sinking like a rock and d r o w n i n g.

his hand turns, palm sideways, and using his thumb, seeks out that sensitive little nub, rubbing small circles against it through the material of her panties. eyes focus on his hand, anything to keep them off the small, red-nailed one against his chest, feeling his heat play out a symphony for her. he leans in again and closes his eyes, nibbling along the edge of her jaw, red trailing in his wake, a leftover from their kiss. a nibble, a kiss, and another nibble, until he's just before her lips and he presses forward again.

decides to be bold, because this is a contest and he never loses. his tongue runs along her bottom lip before pushing between them, and he freezes. because he knows this is how it is done, but poor Sherlock hasn't wrapped his mind around why it is done and it's too much for him. the touch, the taste, the feel of her breath on his and the innumerable amount of germs they were swapping at that moment was enough to have him pull back as soon as he started. ] Ah-- [ a tight-lipped frown. ] I should have had you remove the undergarments as well.

[ that is part of the problem, isn't it? being in control is about knowing how to submit. and Sherlock's never learnt how to fully do either. here it feels like he's rapidly losing his hold on the situation and it annoys him, grates at his nerve. his hand slips, pulls up, and dives beneath the hem of her panties, seeking out her clit with a finger to toy against it while lips sought out the curve of her neck, dropping kisses along it. ]

[herrin]

[ it occurs to her, only as his eyes cut delicate paths across her skin, that he's thought about this before. either that or he thinks quicker on his feet than she ever gave him credit for. even in a situation like this, where he was incredibly out of his element, he knew exactly what he wanted to do first. that realization alone had her speechless and as much as she normally would help him over his rough patch, she was too caught up in a feeling that was too deeply vulnerable for her comfort.

too soon, too soon he was touching her, precisely, carefully and she almost wanted to break the silence to laugh and tell him that she wouldn't break, but that would be too her, and there was far too much of them being wrapped up into this encounter already, wasn't there? instead she held her breath, eyes never wavering from his even as she bit her lip nervously, expressing her worry through body language rather than words. ]

Oh! [ it was her turn to misstep, this time in the form of a small, slightly ragged gasp and her hand tightening in his shirt; she hadn't considered that he might be so forward or that she respond so quickly. there are some things out of her control and her autonomic responses belonged under that category, unfortunately. she didn't have long to struggle, however, and what sweet struggling it was - before his mouth was on hers and she felt his hesitation.

perhaps she was going soft. perhaps it was her sentimental side kicking in, but the moment he froze, she gently took over, tongue questing over his and lips gently tugging against his, sucking lightly until he pulls away. you get one, sherlock, before she leaves you there to drown on your own. ]

Yes, I suppose that is .. that was .. my fault, wasn't it? [ her smile is strangely shy and sheepish. she was grateful for the reprise, the moment to catch her breath, but it wasn't nearly long enough before the assault began again and she was breathless, what breath she did have hot against his neck.

she could no longer maintain her position against his chest, instead sliding her arms around his neck, one hand tangling in his unruly curls and pulling slightly, the other clinging to him as though her life depended on it. her hips rocked against his hand, movement clumsy but not horribly unpracticed; she needed to prolong this as long as possible and she had forgotten to take into account her own sensitivity. ]

S-Shouldn't I .. touch you?