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The Random Porn Scenario Meme

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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{ooc: Anything but non/dub con. Chihiro is a boy!}

[ooc: Strap-on for pegging sound good? With crossdressing if it wouldn't bother Chihiro?]

{ooc: Sounds awesome to me :D}

It was, maybe, a little bit of a jump to make a request like what she had in mind. They'd only just started sleeping together, and Ranka hadn't even known that she was going out with a boy at first to begin with, so it might just turn awkward and unpleasant but she couldn't help it. This just sounded so hot.

The strap-on dangling from her fingers was even a bit on the small side. Tilting her head, she smiled at Chihiro. "I know you might not be into it... but I promise it can feel really good, and I really want to try it out."

Chihiro had already asked a lot of Ranka. She had hidden his gender, accepted him as a girlfriend publicly and a boyfriend privately... For her to ask something of him was no issue. Even... this.

He had been blushing since she mentioned it, brighter when she took out the toy. "I don't... I don't think I would mind," he said softly after a long moment, even if he was embarrassed. "I've..." His voice softened further, "I've thought about it before."

Thankfully, Ranka wasn't opposed to the idea of having a girlfriend - she'd already figured out she was bi, and friends and family knew - and she cared about Chihiro enough on top of that to keep almost any secret he could ever ask.

And on top of that, he was even interested! Ranka couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, giggling both excited and nervous. "Oh, jeez, I was worried you'd think it was weird." She let it hang by her side, though, because... she wasn't sure just how to actually get started. "I even got lube!"

Despite his cross dressing, even from a young age, it had taken Chihiro a long time to figure out his sexuality. He liked men, quite a lot, but he also liked Ranka, maybe even more. Maybe that was it. "Love who you love," and all that.

And now she was offering an alternative, for something he'd always wanted... He was interested, excited, and more than a little scared.

"Well," he said after a long moment of contemplation, the blush still on his cheeks but much more settled, "that's necessary, of course. I'm glad... I've watched videos before," his voice got small as his cheeks darkened again. "Should we undress?" It was awkward, they hadn't spent too much time together intimately, but she'd seen his body under his feminine clothes and accepted it, so he felt more comfortable with her than most anyone.

Love is love. It's even inspired songs that might not have been written outside of this peculiar situation; not that she ever came close to giving anything away. After all, she'd pined for a guy, and now most people saw her as dating a girl, so it wasn't unexpected.

"...you have, huh?" Oh. The thought of Chihiro watching porn wasn't one she'd ever considered, despite having done so herself - neither of their 'cute' images seemed to make a difference when it came to that. "I guess it's better that way." So he knows what to expect.

"We should probably undress... though I might... if you don't mind leaving your skirt on? Just the skirt?"

Chihiro blushes, but then he smiles. "Just the skirt?"

He stands up from the bed and unbuttons his blouse, puffy shoulder pads revealing broad shoulders, a skinny frame, more masculine than feminine even when he was so pale and hairless. He leaves the little bra he wears to keep from any questions on as he hooks his panties, striped boy shorts today, under his skirt and pulls them down and off.

While she tries not to make it obvious, any time Ranka watches him undress, pulling feminine clothes off his pretty, slender, yet still masculine body, it turns her on. She's always liked pretty boys, after all, and Chihiro is incredibly cute and pretty. "Just... the skirt. You're too sexy to hide it all." Maybe not traditionally sexy, but to Ranka he was incredibly attractive.

Ranka, for her part, took a bit more time slowly pulling her top off, tossing it aside with a twirl, turning around as she undid her bra. Still with her back to Chihiro, she undid her bra, turning enough to show a little (very petite) sideboob, before wiggling her ass for him as she pulled off her shorts, and then panties.

He couldn't help but laugh a little, unclasping the padded (training) bra he wore and setting it down on his folded shirt before sitting again. That left him in his socks, but he'd forgotten about those a long time ago.

Due to his size, he'd never tried to pass for a sexy, fully developed woman. He'd looked like a twelve year old girl since he was a twelve year old boy, after all. So Ranka's small frame and curves were a blessing. They always looked cute together, when they went out. More like sisters than lovers. And he'd come to love those small breasts, the sensitive little nipples... Thinking about it now, seeing her undress for him, made his cock jump between his legs and he shifted on the bed, making no attempt to cover it now.

She had asked for the skirt so stay on, she'd deal with seeing it tent.

Socks were fine too, though Ranka made sure to pull hers off. Chihiro was always cute, after all, and she was keen on making sure he was aware that his size and looks were a good thing. It didn't hurt her image either.

Putting on a show like this was still a bit awkward, but just the fact that she could turn him on so quickly felt nice. Ranka had never been as sexual as Sheryl, but that didn't change a thing about wanting to feel sexy, and wanting to be sexy for Chihiro. She grabbed her rear, giving it one last shake before turning around, grinning impishly at the tent in her boyfriend's skirt.

"So do you wanna get right into it or... play around a little?"

He's shy, he'll always be shy, but she brings out a confidence in him he hadn't felt in... a very, very long time. Chihiro lifts a hand to cup one of her small breasts, thumbing the nipple as he meets her gaze.

"Whatever you want, Ranka-chan."

As long as she can bring out that confidence around her, she doesn't mind. Ranka was incredibly shy herself, after all, and a bit more of an introvert than anyone would expect of a bright and bubbly pop star.

Letting out a soft sigh, she pressed herself into his hand, and reached out to run a hand down Chihiro's chest to his stomach, fingers sliding to and fro on his body. "It's your... butt though. You have to be more comfortable than I do." Hurting him would be awful.

"It's... not like I'm a... uhm, t-total virgin back there," as Mondo would say. He stammers a little, from both his words and her touch. "It's okay..." His hand slides down her side, nudging her closer as his lips touch her smooth skin.

"So you..." Oh. Maybe she shouldn't be surprised, since he was curious, but oh.

The image gave Ranka pause for a moment, and she couldn't help rubbing her legs together a bit at the thought. Maybe sometimes she could watch him... but right now, they had other things in mind.

Ranka moves a bit closer, enough to slide a hand around to his back, moving up to the back of his head, running fingers through his hair. "Mm... I think I'm... going to use my fingers first, though. Just a little." There isn't any part of him that she can't learn to love, and she wants to know what she's dealing with, so to speak.

He mouths a nipple for a moment, rolling his tongue over it before leaving go and looking up at her with his big doe eyes from just beneath her breast.

"Do whatever you like to me, Ranka-chan. I trust you."

That look is just about enough to make her heart burst out of her chest. Ranka gasps a little at the feeling of a warm, wet tongue on her chest, but she recovers quickly, reaching down under his skirt to grab his ass, giving it a squeeze. "Thanks." Her fingers slip between the cheeks, sliding up and down. "And I trust you enough... that if you want to do anything to me, just ask."

Chihiro slips backward, laying out beneath her as his thighs lift, tiny feet pressing to the edge of the bed. His ass is sensitive, as embarrassing as it is, and her rubbing is enough to make him gasp. "Just... remember to use the lube..."

"Don't you worry about that..." she rubs a little more, before pulling her fingers away. It's no surprise that it's sensitive back there, but she's pleased that Chihiro seems to like it too.

"S-so how about... you get on all fours, and stick that butt up in the air while I go grab it?" Ranka's dirty talk isn't... the dirtiest... but she says it all with an earnest smile. She wants to see and touch him all over, and then make him moan and beg and if all goes well they'll have to clean the sheets tonight.

Chihiro feels his cock jump again, as clumsy as her words are, and he gives her a smile as he nods, assuming the position she asked for, his skirt barely concealing anything from the back as he waited.

Ranka slides off the bed, pulling the drawer open to pull out a little bottle. She's not sure how much she'll need, and if they both really like this they'll need more soon, but she didn't want to go and waste a ton otherwise.

Then again... buying sex toys is a little more difficult when you're famous.

Turning, she almost fumbles the bottle as she stares at Chihiro's backside, his cock obviously stiff, his legs smooth and slender and Ranka wants to touch everything. But she slides up, pushing his skirt up a bit to get a good look from behind. "You've got such a cute butt Chihiro."

He wriggles a bit, looking back at her from where his head is pressed to the mattress, hair sprawled beneath him. "I wouldn't say that... It's just normal. Flat..." It'd hard to shrug in this position, but he does.

If they both end up enjoying it, Chihiro will buy it for them. Being a famous programmer is a little less obvious than a singer.

"I would." If nothing else, it's on Chihiro, so it counts. Holding the bottle in one hand, she spreads his cheeks, looking at the tight little hole.

She's seen closeups in porn, of men and women, and not really found them all that arousing, but the thought of putting something in Chihiro's cute little ass makes her heart pound. She flicks the top of the lube open, holding it up above his spread ass, letting a bit drip down between them.

He gasps, it's a little cold, and shivers. "Ranka..." His heart pounds and he hides his face against the bed, skinny little thighs trembling.

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