The Random Porn Scenario Meme

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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Sam Winchester || Supernatural

[willneversayyes]

[ooc: cast mates and previous threaders only, please]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[ooc: Is it wrong that I want to throw him at Sam? I'm just having trouble coming up with a good excuse situation. Any ideas?]

[(Anonymous)]

[ooc: Not wrong at all! Do you think we should work through the aftermath of the seven minutes in heaven thread we did? The boys are probably both freaking out because they couldn't stop themselves. (Or didn't want to).]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[After that night in the frat house closet, the brothers hadn't spoken of it since. Mostly because Dean would be damned if he would face something like that head on. He was a brave guy, but trying to face sex with your younger brother, love spell or not, was something he would prefer to avoid, thanks very much.

He tried to go back to the way things were before, snarky comments and their usual ways, but something felt strained between them. Dean wanted nothing more than for it to be his own stupid imagination, but he doubted it. Not after living on the road with his brother for all these years. He knew when things were different.

So, where before, Dean would casually touch his brother, like a clapped hand on his back or shoulder, or elbow to ribs, he now avoided it like the plague. Awkward times were a go. Even if their fingers brushed accidentally when handing something over, he would jerk away, and dammit he wasn't blushing.

Now he sits in a motel room in some rinkadink town, trying to drink away the awkward, drink away the weird pit on his stomach he got just glancing at Sam. And he is completely ignoring his brother in favor of watching porn (set on silent) on the computer, hoping busty Asians would sex the feelings right out of him with the help of the whiskey.]

[willneversayyes]

[Even Sam, who is usually all about talking through feelings, hasn't tried to broach the subject. It's too dangerous. Too risky. He can't afford to lose his brother, and he's afraid that bringing this up will do exactly that.

He's already scared that Dean hates him for what happened between them. The affection that had been so rare from his brother is now completely absent. He doesn't want to think about why that hurts so intensely.

But avoidance seems like the only way to get through this. So Sam is sitting on his bed, picking through a crumbling-at-the-touch tome that might hold the answer to the hunt he and Dean are supposed to be working on.]

You were right. It's a river wraith.

[Sam doesn't even remember the last time he looked directly at his brother, and he has to stop thinking about it when memories of bare skin and groans fill his mind. Yeah, that isn't helping.]

We can get rid of it first thing in the morning.

[impala_is_my_baby]

[As though Dean could ever really hate his brother. In his mind, it should be Sam who hates him for what he felt he had forced on him. Never mind that Sam's hands had been grasping right back at him...nope, mind not going in that direction.

He glances up from his computer when Sam speaks, then immediately regrets it.]

Great. We'll do that.

[He looks back at the screen, not really seeing whatever it was there right then, and takes a deep draught of his whiskey. Very deep.]

[willneversayyes]

[Sam closes the tome, setting it on his bedside table. He's exhausted, and it isn't just from lack of sleep. He's emotionally tired, too. He hates the space between he and his brother. The space that's never been there before. He and Dean are as close as it gets- or, well, were. He doesn't like having to think in past tense. It hurts.]

I'm going to bed. Make sure you clear the browser history before you shut down.

[Before The Incident, Sam had never minded seeing the history. He knows what his brother does on the internet. Knows his main use for technology is porn. It never bothered him before. Now he can't even stomach it. He refuses to think about why.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

Yeah, yeah, wouldn't want to offend your sensitive eyes.

[That's the closest he's gotten to a real sarcastic remark having to do with Sam in a while. It feels pretty good, actually. And along those lines, he suddenly feels the urge to try and proactively work to get things back to where they were, since obviously this whole avoiding each other thing was complete balls.]

You want a nightcap before you turn in?

[willneversayyes]

[Sam actually almost smiles at that. It's the first time in a long time Dean has said anything that doesn't have to do with a hunt or food.]

Yeah, I'll take one.

[He pushes himself up out of the bed, shuffling over to the rickety table in their room and sinking into the chair across from his brother's. He's still in his jeans, having refused to go back to sleeping only in boxes after what had happened. The last thing he needs is for Dean to think he's trying to seduce him. It was bad enough that he'd given in once.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Well, that made two of them. Hell, Dean didn't even wander around in a towel after a shower anymore. Too close to being naked. He pours another glass to the whiskey he had been downing and slides it across the table for his brother, hand pulling back as soon as he can without it being too obvious. Even if it was. Completely obvious. He picks up his own glass and raises it at Sam in a toast.]

To kicking some river wraith's ass tomorrow.

[willneversayyes]

To killing another evil son of a bitch.

[Sam doesn't bother clinking glasses. He doesn't want to see his brother retreat from his touch again. It hurts too much. He downs the whiskey, pulling a face at the burn before setting his glass back down.]

Night, Dean.

[Is barely a whisper as Sam pushes out of the chair, heading back toward his bed.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Dean swallows a mouthful of his own drink, brow furrowing as he watches--actually watches for once--Sam move away. He opens his mouth to say something...then closes...then tries again.]

Sam...[Well, that isn't going to work. He shakes his head, inner-Dean shouting at him to shut the hell up already.] ...Night.

[willneversayyes]

[Sam climbs into bed, denim scraping at his skin uncomfortably as he gets settled. God, this really sucks. The comfortable atmosphere that had always existed between the brothers is completely gone, replaced by hesitation and awkwardness. If this kept up, they were gonna get each other killed.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Dean likes it even less. He's at the computer for only a few more minutes after Sam goes to bed, just long enough to finish off his drink. He shuts the computer (yes, after clearing the browsing history) and moves to climb into the second twin bed, also fully clothed. He flicks the light off, and lays flat on his back, staring at the ceiling. There's no way sleep is going to happen soon, and he knows Sam is in the same predicament, even if he's pretending to be asleep then.

Normally, a good self-gratification would solve that problem for Dean, but he hadn't even been able to touch himself without his brother's face popping up in his head. Dammit. Well, nothing to do but count sheep uselessly and not listen to Sam's breathing just two feet away.]

[willneversayyes]

[Sam doesn't know why they do this every single night. They know each other well enough to know when they're really sleep and when they're faking, and Sam can't remember the last time he heard his brother's breathing even out into sleep. At this rate, they won't even die on the job. Their bodies will just shut down from lack of sleep.]

Dean.

[It's very quiet, giving his brother an out even now. Dean can ignore him and pretend to be asleep. But Sam needs to talk about this. Needs to get all this off his chest.]

I'm sorry about what happened. I know it made you uncomfortable, and I don't expect you to forgive me, but for what it's worth, I'm sorry.

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Yep, leave it to Sam to be the first to break the silence. And take the blame, looking for forgiveness. Dean scowls at the apology, still not wanting to talk about it, but he can't let Sam take it onto himself.]

Dammit, Sam, it wasn't your fault. It was that freaking witch's spell. She trapped us in there and...you don't have to apologize for crap. There's nothing to forgive. Besides, if you remember it was me who jumped you.

[Ugh, conversations he never wanted to have. Memories he would have preferred to forget, and here they were, popping up like daisies.]

[willneversayyes]

That isn't the point, Dean.

[Part of Sam wants to elaborate. To explain why he's the one who needs to beg for forgiveness. But then he'll lose his brother for sure, and he isn't ready for that. He'll never be ready for that.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Dean lets out a sigh, not sure where Sam is going with this now. Not sure if he wants to know. But he has to. He has to at least ask.]

So what is the point, Sam?

[willneversayyes]

[Sam is quiet for a long moment. He's afraid to answer, really. But he knows the silence will worry his brother, and he'll be caught if he lies.]

It doesn't make me uncomfortable anymore, Dean. But you're still upset, which means I did something to hurt you.

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Well. That answers that. Just when Dean had started to worry about the silence, Sam throws that at him.]

You didn't do anything to hurt me. It's just...I mean, come on, how'm I supposed to be comfortable with it? You're my brother, Sam. That's not really something brothers do normally, is it? I'm supposed to protect you, not jump your bones. You get why that doesn't sit right with me, don't you?

[willneversayyes]

Of course I do, Dean. I'm not saying you shouldn't be. Just that I'm sorry you are. I'm sorry I put you in that position.

[Sam rolls over, back to his brother. He needs to stop talking now. Needs to force himself to go to sleep.]

[impala_is_my_baby]

[Like sleep's happening now for either of them. You cracked this can of worms, Sam. Now time to deal with it. Dean sits up in bed, glaring over at his back.]

You didn't put me in any position, Sam.

[Not the best wording, but still. He muscles on anyway.]

It's fine, okay? It's fine. You didn't do anything wrong here. What'm I going to have to do to make you see that already?

[willneversayyes]

[Sam feels tears prick in his eyes, and God, that's embarrassing. He's just relieved his brother can't see. He doesn't need to get the chick flick speech.]

Stop looking at me like you can't stand the sight of me. Like I disgust you.

[impala_is_my_baby]

[He might not be able to see tears in his eyes, but he can tell when his baby brother is hurting. And he is hurting right now. He rubs a hand over his face, not liking that they had gotten their wires all crossed here. Really, he wants to hug him, like he used to be able to without hesitation, to tell him it will be okay.]

You don't disgust me, Sammy. I disgust myself. Sorry you saw it the other way around.

[willneversayyes]

You have no reason to be sorry, Dean. I could have stopped you, and I didn't.

[Sam's tired. So tired of all of this. Tired of the miles of distance between he and Dean. Tired of letting his brother think he's as uncomfortable with all this as Dean is. He's just tired.]

I never should have brought it up. Forget it. I'm going to bed.