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Your character as a Pokemon Trainer Meme

The POKEMON TRAINER Meme

1. Post with your character
2. List out which Pokemon you are giving them (up to 6)
3. Tag each other.

Here are some scenarios:
1. A challenger appears! Cue battle music.
2. You are one of those weirdos that enters your Pokemon in a beauty contest.
3. Prepare for trouble and make it double: your Pokemon are in danger of thievery.
4. You just got the piss beat out of you and are visiting the Pokemon center.
5. That asshole is trying to buy the last rare candy.
6. You and your friend are trading. Now you're stuck with a stupidly named Pokemon.
7. Lost in the Viridian Forest again. Why didn't you wear insect repellant?
8. Who thought traveling through Rock Tunnel was a good idea? Freakin' Zubats.
9. These donuts are great!
10. Your choice.

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[Everyone has that one stupid fucking Pokemon that is an asshole and won't stay in their Pokeball. So it follows their owner around or runs off and gets into trouble--- whatever will cause more shenanigans, generally speaking.

David's is his Gastly, tenderly and lovingly nicknamed 'Fart' and with good reason, he stinks.

As a result, David stinks. Many apologies to the stranger sitting beside him.

Sitting outside of the donut shop, he clings desperately to the brown paper bag he was given at check-out, he'd requested three donuts. All jelly. One to give to Fart, in hopes that it would be appreciative for once and not steal his, one for himself, and one just in case he clumsily drops his or if Fart got particularly greedy. You learn to take these precautions when you live David Wong's life.

He unrolls the bag and pulls out... wait, what?]

Are you serious? This isn't even a donut...

[Dexter's would be his Snorlax, only then he would have to drag it around with a fucking radio flyer, do instead his Pigeotto sits inconspicuously on his shoulder while he orders donuts for his entire office.]

...You didn't get those here, did you? [He came here every morning, what gives.]

[He hesitates throwing whatever this thing was back in the bag angrily, and instead tosses it to Fart. Don't ask, because David is still confused by why a fucking ghost would need to consume food.]

Yeah, don't ask for jelly, I guess.

Those...definitely aren't jelly. [dexter u r smrt]

They're not even dough---ey... [is also smrt]

Who the hell even--- where did they even get these? This has to be a joke.

It isn't April... maybe they just don't like you. [it's a shitty joke and he knows it... but what the fuck his donuts look like sticky rice balls too]</small;

Entirely possible.

[Oh, David's face actually lights up when he sees more sticky rice balls being handed out. It means he didn't get the shit-end of the stick for once.]

Guess they don't like you either.

Should we talk to a manager...? [He watches his Pigeotto eat the thing peck-by-peck out of his hand. FROZEN what do]

Is it even worth it? I think there's another donut place a few miles from here.

[Stares at Pigeotto. Wonders why Dexter owns the stupidest Pokemon in existence.]

[A few miles. But he's hungry now and if he walks that far he'll be sweaty and hungry and UGH]

Shall we?

[S I G H]

Yeah, fine.

[Maybe he can just send his Pokemon in there. They all smell bad. Like meat and old eggs. Or is that Dave? Either way, that should definitely get their point across.]

[But Dexter's talking about walking to the next place. Because he's pretty sure Dave would know better than him what normal was.

AND HIS PIGEOTTO IS NOT STUPID. No wait. Yes it is. It's currently, sitting on the floor with its head tilted up at David. When did it even get there.]

It's only about 90 degrees in Veridian City. 98% humidity. Perfect day for a walk. [He doesn't mean a word of it but it sure sounds sincere.]

[Oh. Well sure, David feels stupid. But that's because he is stupid.

Also, please don't expect him to hold hands.]

Did you seriously memorize today's weather report.

[Perfect day for a walk? Are you kidding? David's already got pit-stains from all the sweat. This is terrible.]

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Your character as a Pokemon Trainer Meme

9 fuck it lets do this

Re: 9 fuck it lets do this

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dropped the ball in this!! a guy came in for a haircut i'm surprised i managed to post

EXCUSES UGH.

ALWAYS i like threw my phone i didn't even know i hit submit

You're grounded

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