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[thefreakout]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

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Secret Forbidden Relationship with the First Son of America

[lordfuckleroy]

I know.. very spicy.

Married to my job. Sometimes it’s unhealthy.

[elysiann]

Well, I’d rather hammer my roommate than my projects late at night. Sorry, what was the question?

[springremedy]

Man, I totally relat—[ Finishes reading. ]

Wait, what—

Tells herself she'll stay single but ends up getting attached.

[infinite1ups]

Hey...

anxiously single, mostly to avoid explaining nightmare family situation

[mankindly]

.. I just.. think.. it's safer to keep things casual.

it's-- it's-- it's erm. well you know it's 🚨 [SPOILER] 🚨

[glarefully]

[ 🚨 SEASON TWO SPOILERS 🚨 ]

[salutosinedelectat]

[ :] ]

Divorced. Irreconcilable differences.

[callmenoah]

[ Not really much to say about it. ]

[anything4love]

Same here.

Married. Technically.

[sisterimperator]

it's complicated

[torridcompanion]

Can you be in a relationship by yourself?

[ancientweapon]

[amhran]

Do you mean as in - not at all or... In actuality?

Divorced

[anything4love]

Single. Stabbed her fiancé.

[shivmeabreak]

[At least she's not a black widow?]

[nagano]

Wait, what happened to your coworker polycule?

"alone is [...] safer" + "don't knock meaningless sex" = sums it up.

[grunge]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Safer for you or for the other person?

has no idea if he's widowed or not

[leavetaken]

[ the weariest thousand-yard stare. ]

[zettaflair]

I should probably apologize about that.

Responsible for the man I love giving his eyes away and killing his best friend. Then himself.

[curtains]

The guy won't go away and I don't want to kill him for it

[coldestsummer]

Call it a relationship if you want, I don't know.

spoken for. by poetry or whatever. then, by another poet. or whatever.

[poetryslamming]

Painfully married~♥!

[reinvigorated]

Hey hey don't say that~! I love all of my fans you know~!

Sadly Single (sigh)

[xiongshou]

The person I like already has his Special Someone(tm), and as long as they're happy, so am I.

Goldy-chan, the only love of my life~!

[stupidmammon]

[ It's... a credit card. He loves money. ]

[meltinglight]

Goldy-chan? ...Are you a bear?

Engaged, no matter what he says.

[rhythmandbrews]

Idols aren’t allowed to date.

[legendaryshowaidol]

Casual, with some favorites.

[starfreckles]

Married to someone who won't live a third of his lifetime.

[finals]

( sometimes life is about making things harder for yourself. )

[heavenstorn]

[ Viera here. Still single but can relate. ]

The memories will remain, right? They'll never fully leave you.

Dating a FILTHY SERIAL CHEATER who I'd also die and/or kill for

[gfwithouthonororhumanity]

[beheaded]

You would do well to learn some self respect. Giving so much of yourself to someone who will not be faithful to you is pathetic.

She'll be mine someday.

[burningforyou]

Even if I have to accelerate time until the universe collapses and a new one forms!