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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[twoton_twentyone]

First round.

Catwoman, Batman and Nightwing.

[revmeup]

Kill Batman, fuck Nightwing, marry Catwoman. Easy.

[twoton_twentyone]

I commend you on your choices. Catwoman seems the most stable.

Alright, round two!

Penguin, Riddler and Joker. I have a feeling I know this one but let's see!

[revmeup]

Bro, come on!

[twoton_twentyone]

You can ask me some terrible ones in return, but you gotta answer. Unless it's uncomfortable, then fine. I can switch them up.

[ He would have badgered Twenty Four to answer, but Harley's an exception to most rules. ]

[revmeup]

Fuck Riddler. I'm flip flopping on the other two. I don't like Penguin but I do like the idea of being a trophy wife.

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, I see what you mean. I gave you some bad choices. I hear trophy wives can have fun, though, and there's the whole black widow aspect?

Alright, fairs, fair and I promised. You're turn.

[revmeup]

The Monarch, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, and me.

[ There are no right answers. Get wrecked. ]

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude! Not cool.

[ He has to take a drink of the margarita in front of him then.]

Fuck, uh. Fine, sorry Harley, your killed, guess I'm sleeping with my boss and marrying his wife.

[ He hangs his head then. He's fine just hiding he's blushing.]

[revmeup]

Yeah, that's about what I figured. No hard feelings.

[twoton_twentyone]

But, were cool right?

[revmeup]

We're cool! You're not really gonna kill me and I'm not really gonna tell your boss you want his wife.

[twoton_twentyone]

And you know it. You're cool, Harley. And seriously, never tell my boss or his wife.

[ He takes another drink.]

Okay, so hench round, Echo, Query or Rocco.

[revmeup]

Put Rocco six feet under. Echo and Query are a package deal no matter which you pick, so I guess we'd have to be an extremely hot throuple.

[twoton_twentyone]

I mean, yeah sure. Rocco's kind of a creep anyway. And not gonna lie, super hot throuple.

[revmeup]

Dr. Venture, Dr. Orpheus, and Dr. Strange? Hugo, not the other one.

[twoton_twentyone]

Jesus Christ! I'm killing Strange, fuck that. Did you hear he keeps a Catwoman blow up doll? Major creeper vibes with that one.

So, I guess I'm fucking Papa V, and Marrying Dr. O. He's cool people at least, makes a killer ruben.

John Constantine, Red Hood or Han Solo. And I know Han's not real but this is the cool round.