Biggest benefits

[enya]

biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

Arm Candy Archmage

[zauberdecke]

[ Beauty and Power.. ]

Literally the man in the meme photo

[littlesunshine]

Re: Literally the man in the meme

[avengedninefold]

It's him!!! That’s my special boy in the picture above!!

Cheesy jokes, great cooking, and... hello? She's adorable!

[infinite1ups]

Handcuffs and riding crops, oh and she could kick your ass if you wanted.

[misshandcuffs]

[starfreckles]

An obvious choice for those of culture, but is the safe word respected?

The best ramen in Shibuya 🍜

[nagano]

[amhran]

What strange soup!

1 in a million magecraft ability and potential (versatile application)

[edelstein]

[wroughten_iron]

It might be a passable pick-up if you're strictly looking for another magus.

Has a teleporting space wolf who loves cuddles and has the softest fur.

[blazingsword]

 

Total HBIC who will kick your ass, or protect it. Your call.

[standardprocedure]

Strong, like super strong. Strong enough to kick a man's spine out of his body.

[lucky_coin]

[madaboutit]

Ya know that ain't a benefit ta the cunt ya got pinned ta the wall by his balls, right?

Ob...sessive interest...?

[tetrahedonist]

I mean I'm great if you like a fixer upper.

[littlesunshine]

...You are also very shiny, and powerful. What's not to love?

You'll have a gang of fire wielding idiots to back you up whenever someone threatens you.

[pettymuch]

you'll get a simp who breathes fire and eats weeds is what you'll get.

[gumboots]

[UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

I'M SORRY SHE WOULDN'T LET ME NOT

[codenametesla]

Hmmm.

[Nothing else, just a thoughtful noise and face, as if judging whether that's actually a benefit or not. it is, but teasing him is so fun, even if she'll never admit that]

Would literally kill to protect you

[smolnado]

[nagano]

The dedication's good, but I hope you never have to.

A candy-shop owner with a massive, boundless intellect

[hatician]

[candybomb]

Is there any discount on the candy?

Expert hacker

[halfaleg]

One of the best technical/electrical minds alive, so you'll never have to worry over broken stuff

[codenametesla]

[Because clearly that's what she thinks is the only good thing she's got]

Would go 100% feral demon to protect you

[sintoxication]

[shadowfrost]

Hopefully you can turn back after that.

very pretty, insanely strong, if you are kind to her once you have her undying loyalty

[abandonware]

[disclaimer: robot murderer barbie doll.]

This is stupid.

[nagano]

[ This description looks like it belongs to a good doggo in a puppy shelter... ]

There, there. From experience, these signs are rarely flattering.

Loyalty's very attractive, though.

can sing you to sleep for eternity and not have to ever stop

[amhran]

[kalai]

And can you sing me awake again?

will arrange your life in a five-column schedule with individual sticker designs for...

[undersecretary]

... private engagements, public outings and work, without expecting payment.

[ ooc; f/f for genuine shipping but open to all for banter, questions, the like. info in journal. ]

[hylli]

So you're her secret.

[ He'd always wondered how Hel managed to keep things running smoothly, with how fickle Niflheim itself can get, and her own chaotic tendencies. ]

Pleasure, power, glory. Your name engraved in history!

[psycho_energy]

[Well, maybe not that last thing. Maybe not even glory. Depends on how strong you are, how useful you are, and whether or not you make a better shadowy assassin/Doll than potential face of his organization.

Partial face. Only M. Bison is the true face. The rest of the Kings of Shadaloo know this. M/F]

A goddess who provides best aftercare and meals and kicks ass

[needsteaplz]

will most likely immortalize your name in poetry that'll still be read 2500 years into the future.

[kalai]

[rovingstories]

Now THAT is a boast! I have so much admiration for poets, I never have the right sense of structure to write beautiful poetry.

Big tits, Big cock

[machspeedrill]

[wynterssolitude]

I'm a simple woman, with simple pleasures. And I honestly couldn't resist even if I wanted to.

Is a god

[warthunder]