Why would I get married?

[forthemayqueen]

why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

He is going to be a just and wise ruler, once he's done playing guard dog to the current one.

[wisemensay]

[ aka marry him for the future, not for the present. m/f default, but willing to explore m/m. ]

[elegiaque]

Ah, the investment husband.

[wisemensay]

It is an important investment to make.

[starkmaiden]

And how do you plan on ruling?

He is a humble Cultivator with fantastic sword skills. He is also incredibly kind and naive.

[gentledawn]

[M/M]

free weed for the rest of your life

[polemical]

[ As long as you're also cool with the occasional small-town witch-hunt and/or defacing of property by people who believe all those cult rumors. ]

she's sweet, bubbly, and very supportive! great in the kitchen. don't have to worry about her dying?

[infinite1ups]

[ A real catch, honestly. ]

[kensei]

I'd be careful offering up the last bit of information I've driven at least two wives into madness with that information.

[infinite1ups]

People tend to get protective of me. Figured it can't hurt to mention.

Also, it's always an awkward thing to bring up with someone who doesn't know already.

You get... half a potato.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ He will share it? ]

Has great ass…….ets

[blueprinter]

Is an incredible cooker AND baker. Future husband will never go hungry. Also gives great cuddles.

[experiment01]

[Who doesn't like cuddling?]

[supernaturalwealth]

What do you like to cook?

[experiment01]

[She is practically vibrating with energy, the smile wide on her face.] Everything! Pasta, homemade burgers, steaks, etc. I'll cook pretty much everything if I'm given a recipe for it.

She has the power of invisibility. ..it can be useful for something?

[tentatively]

( f/m preference only. open to cross-canon characters and assumed cr! character is a teenager but i can age her up as well if needed. )

[Please don't ask her to rob banks or do nefarious evil things with her powers. Yunoha will decline!]

[monkeystowaway]

[ooc: If you are still interested in tags here and don't mind revisiting these two?]

I think I'd marry you just because of how cute you are.

[tentatively]

( yea of course! )

..H-Huh? [That immediately makes her turn a dark red from how flustered she is, arms shifting to wrap tightly around Tama.] O-Oh..! Um.. T-Thank you..

gojo satoru / jjk (hs) | m/m

[awauta]

A university student who can wield the power of Father Time

[puruuto]

Doctorate in advanced physics. Math prodigy. Voracious reader. Excellent cook. Loving...

[dandeliongirl]

[ Of course, she's also a complete doofus, but. ]

Kacchan is the total package: A perfect househusband, multitalented, loyal, and honest..

[explosivevictory]

[...he's just a little awkward, an obsessive neat freak, and will not play nice for your in-laws.]

[curse_of_girl]

Huh, you're a pretty well-rounded guy, Kacchan.

Financially well-off homeowner, will cling to you when afraid, open-minded in bed

[flatcola]

I could think up SO many fun games to play! You'd never be bored with me around, nope!

[joyfuljulie]

Not that Earth marriage makes sense in the first place, but you shouldn't be with someone you have-

[innerbeauty]

-to be convinced to marry. That's stupid!