hellboi ([personal profile] hellboi) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-07-22 10:53 am

Red Flag manufacturer

RED FLAGS meme


Sure, you may look like a total catch, but what's the catch? Maybe everything isn't what it seems.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- what do you put there instead? verbalize the red flag(s) that should, in a just world, come attached to your characters. be honest. be brutal.
- with this forbidden knowledge in mind, the rest of bakerstreet has to decide whether they wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole or if they'd throw caution to the wind and still go for it.
nobodyxiii: (huh confused)

He's only one year old.

[personal profile] nobodyxiii 2023-07-22 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fifteen!
fargin: (Default)

Counts on you being illiterate so that you won't recognize his plagiarized poems.

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ourlittlenordicangel: (I always wanted to sing)

[personal profile] ourlittlenordicangel 2023-07-22 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
J... ja? [ He is not only illiterate but also has no name and can't count. ]
tenpo: (シンコキュウ)

only makes insane life or death gambles for shitloads of money as his source of his income

[personal profile] tenpo 2023-07-22 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
( and then spends it all within a few days before fucking off to who knows where )
sisterimperator: (but through all of the sorrow)

Has a temper like a landmine.

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duckshaveears: (~ eyebrow2)

because I've been enjoying their interaction

[personal profile] duckshaveears 2023-07-22 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Demon-Satanist relationships never work out as well as the stories say, I'm afraid. Nothing personal.

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oh nice!

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rovingstories: (Um excuse me)

Will ditch you in town if she doesn't like you

[personal profile] rovingstories 2023-07-22 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still patient and enjoy most people... and I never leave anyone stranded in the wilderness...
catr: (.014)

[personal profile] catr 2023-07-22 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if I ditch you first.

( the classic ditch-or-be-ditched dilemma. )

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infinite1ups: (: this is awkward)

Highly vengeful, self-sacrificing, sometimes fears commitment, ignores her needs in favor of others.

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ourlittlenordicangel: (Doing his very best)

You have to look at a Swede with buck teeth the whole time

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snipers: (➣ fanart; 26.)

more issues than vogue.

[personal profile] snipers 2023-07-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like I broadcast that, thanks. I have flaws! So does everyone else.
duckshaveears: (Default)

Literally a demon.

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ourlittlenordicangel: (Default)

[personal profile] ourlittlenordicangel 2023-07-22 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Okej. [ The Swede starts to sing a psalm! ]

he's adorable

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You should!!

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dislikable: just walk it off (so I guess like with most poison)

no patience, shoots hostages, will sell you out for inconveniencing her.

[personal profile] dislikable 2023-07-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
yinception: (wwx49 (1))

[personal profile] yinception 2023-07-22 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone were to inconvenience such a lovely lady, clearly they deserve that.
edelstein: (044)

Never stops spending money, prone to property damage, enrolled in mage university (mages are bad)

[personal profile] edelstein 2023-07-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's not wrong, but...!]
sugarcumfutas: (no baking?)

Hive mind. Baking puns and innuendo. Only want 'babycakes'. Have modified partners memories.

[personal profile] sugarcumfutas 2023-07-22 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[The many fairies blink as they read the sign, one pointing to the last flag.]

We only do that if asked!
ptoma: (↳ o92)

way too shallow despite being ugly as sin

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starfreckles: (pic#15545672)

[personal profile] starfreckles 2023-07-22 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This is salvageable. You don't go around claiming to 'simply want your looks-match' then act surprised and offended when you get exactly that, right?

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nagano: (► talkin' to myself at night)

Unlikely to ever trust you enough.

[personal profile] nagano 2023-07-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh. Can he destroy this sign? ]
snipers: (yukarin copy43)

im gonna tag that other thread after dinner i just need #brainpower!!!

[personal profile] snipers 2023-07-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah.








[ same hat. ]

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ultimulletpower: (Stay thirsty)

The Lord of Darkness and also kind of a jerk.

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Hmph... Though I will bathe the world in pitch-black evil and banish the light, I am a perfect gentleman.
yinception: (Screen-Shot-2020-05-31-at-8-46-44-PM)

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I hope this gentleman has discovered a way to see in the pitch-black. Things get inconvenient without light.

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nefilim: (maybe i am not all that i've learned)

hides intense trauma under anger issues and being a problem on purpose

[personal profile] nefilim 2023-07-22 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Fuck off.
isca: blackveilbride | ij (001)

won't commit, 1500 years of trauma, and will remember every detail of every argument you have

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[ pained sigh. ]
wisemensay: (8 |)

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You'll remember, but will you use it against me?

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ebony_wings: (pitch black intrusion)

Sense of self-preservation goes down when sufficiently excited

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Excuse me? I'm not a lemming!
coatlover: (002)

Manipulative, can't feel fear, incredibly dangerous, wanted criminal.

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Edited 2023-07-22 20:51 (UTC)
standardprocedure: (assessing)

Military training, PTSD, probably hates (most) aliens, will kill to protect her team

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needsabreak: (23)

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Well, shit, if those are red flags, I'm fucked.

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polemical: (Default)

is repeating senior year for the third time. oh, and there's all the cult rumors, too.

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madame_nerium: (🥀 belladonna)

in another life, she was a serial murderer and a graverobber. and some things die hard.

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Edited 2023-07-22 22:48 (UTC)
puppet_mistressofhell: (😈 abraxas)

is an actual, factual, hellfire and brimstone demon. with all the horrible shit comes with it.

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riveres: (distillons nos haines)

insane amount of trust issues, a prude, murderous and on occasion cannot tell delusion from reality.

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17l: ([pick up the phone])

works for [REDACTED], will choose money or herself over you, everytime.

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