Punching Booth

[marajaded]

PUNCHING BOOTH
look it's for charity.

The Punching Booth! It's like kissing for people with anger issues. Everybody gets one punch! No below the belt stuff (that's extra). Or, you know, if you're really motivated, you can kiss someone; sometimes that's worse than being punched. Or better. I'm not your boss.

You know the rules! Top level with your preferences, and punch, punch, punch! Get it out of your system before you have to start making those pesky resolutions.

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Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Canonically, if you get punched by Sister Imperator, you're now a member of the United Clergy of Ghost. Satan welcomes you. ]

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Punch a crying Swede or- or get punched by a crying Swede... it is normal, ja? ]

[sisterimperator]

[ Just... this look. ]

Why are you... weeping?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I... I am scared you will hit me too hard... [ Pleez try not to aim for the buck teeth. ]

[sisterimperator]

[ You sweet, Midsommar child. ]

You're likely to be eaten alive if you join the Clergy acting like... that.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ The Swede's crewmates also almost ate him! Hopefully... he will survive this as well. What is the Clergy? When did he signing up? He can't remember...

Is it a Midsommar celebration? He does loff flowers. ]

Oh... again...?

[sisterimperator]

[ His confusion consequently made her confused. ]

"Again"?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

My crewmates almost ate me... will they also try to eat me, miss lady? [ Life as a pirate is also a little scary. Still, good emergency rations? ]

[sisterimperator]

No guarantees, unless you immediately sign up for a job.

Crewmates, though? Were you on a ship that was shipwrecked somewhere?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

N-no, they marooned us... and everyone decided to eat me. [ Probably because he started napping instantly. Or the- the whole Swedish bakery was at fault. ]

Okej... I want to work! I will sign up. [ He'll just randomly do anything. ]

[sisterimperator]

So... How are you here now, not eaten?

[ It didn't take someone of Sister's psychic abilities to see that she was dealing with... an idiot. ] Do you even know what you're signing up for?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ The Swede is... probably the dumbest person she ever met b-but he is trying his best. ] Because I run away... and... they are running less fast than me...

[ He smiles shyly, twirling his hair. ] No...

[sisterimperator]

[ At least the universe was still fair in giving him an advantage on speed, she supposed. ]

Do you want to worship Satan and be a member of the United Clergy of Ghost?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Though Swede is not the brightest, you are knocking on the wrong door here. He knows several psalms by heart. ]

N... no... I want to be an angel after I die... I am sorry? [ His very first time saying no to something! Satan is what did it. ]

[sisterimperator]

[ The mention of Satan did usually elicit some no's. Funny how that worked because people were much more receptive if he wasn't presented directly to their faces. ]

That's fine.

[ Consent and boundaries were a huge deal to Satanists, actually. ]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

It is okej? I promise my Mama I will be a good Swede at sea... also on land, I have to be a good Swede. [ He wiggles his legs nervously. Saying no is hard! ]

You can still punch me... if- if you want?

[sisterimperator]

What does it mean to be a good Swede?

[ She flashed him a wry smile. ] Probably better not to.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Oh... swabbing... and listening to everyone... and being good... and eating my potatoes. [ He smiles back... oh... he is relieved! ]

Okej! I forgot... why we were all hitting eachother.

[sisterimperator]

[ She wasn't sure what sort of answer she'd expected but it seemed par for the course. ]

Rites of passage, kinks, etc. People have different reasons for wanting to be hit.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Swede has no idea what any of those words mean but- but he giggles. ]

Y... you mean hitting on the butt? [ Swede! ]

[sisterimperator]

[ Somehow she felt like she shouldn't even be discussing this with him, even if he was a fully grown man.

Her maternal instincts were sharpened now that she was pregnant, it seemed. ]

Sure.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Ja, not everything is for Swede ears. His crewmates also just kind of exclude him from some.... some activities. ]

It is okej. B... but do you not want to become an angel too?

[sisterimperator]

No.

[ She sounded objective about it. ]

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

[A hand-written cardboard sign hangs in front of the stand Cassie is sitting at.

GET PUNCHED
Above-the-belt starts at $5/punch
Below-the-belt starts at $10/punch
(More if you're doing it 'cause
you're turned on by it)]

Jack Murdock | MCU Daredevil | ota

[gotthedevilinthem]

["Stand there and get punched" is literally his move, might as well. He'll probably comment on form. Or get punched by a professional, your choice?]

Gemini de Mille | DC Comics

[stretchy_girl]