An ironic t-shirt from Goodwill

[interjection]

Well, it's happened again. You've walked into a room, and you're wearing a t-shirt with your most troublesome personal issue written on it for everybody to see.

Whether it's "daddy issues", "prone to depressive spells", or "unresolved guilt over destroying a city whilst possessed by an evil spirit", your private struggles are now visible to anyone who encounters you! No way to hide it--there it is in big block text, out in the open.

» 1. Post your character. Put the text of their issue in the subject line!
» 2. Tag around to other characters to empathize, encourage, commiserate, or mock!

Comments

Too dumb to live

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Also too dumb to read his t-shirt and smiling. ]

[halfofit]

I can help with that.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

R... really? [ Oh! A new friend! Hallo! ]

[halfofit]

Ofcourse, I'll just kill you and then raise you as an undead. Then you can never die... again.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

B... but... but I do not wanting to die... [ Someone halp him! ]

DIRTY FIGHTSEXUAL!!

[windsongs]

...But why dirty though?

[ This shirt would be a lot cooler without it. ]

Re: DIRTY FIGHTSEXUAL!!

[morewarriorlike]

[ Clicking his tongue. ]

No one seems to get it. Your enemy won't go easy on you so you can't go easy on them.

good at speeches, bad at interpersonal communication

[sisterimperator]

[ Great. Have an angry Sister. ]

[halfofit]

I suppose we all got our skills.

[sisterimperator]

[ She pursed her lips. She never expected that she'd have to communicate in this job about... well, being human and having human feelings and expectations, but... here we are.

She also didn't say anything because again - bad at communication. ]

[halfofit]

What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?

ALL FEAR

[strongestcoward]

Which also makes it my best feature, by default.

doesn't take anything seriously

[cantripchords]

Trouble with authority

[halfofit]

Tch.

Has a thing for a Briton man and former slave

[disgracedlegacy]

[He's utterly ashamed by that]

I'm not always right but I'm never wrong

[professionalriot]

[sandwolf]

...that doesn't make sense.

[professionalriot]

Of course it does. It's ironic. [Wink]

[sandwolf]

Ah so you are just stubborn?

[naturaldisasster]

[ Just this face, forever. ]

[professionalriot]

Baby, if it's true, it's true.

[naturaldisasster]

And when it’s false, it’s false.

Sheds

[sandwolf]

.

I can go toe to toe with a walking apocalypse, but I can barely read

[standardtactics]

[ well, it’s kind of an exaggeration. he’s at maybe a 5th grade reading level. being raised by said walking apocalypse instead of being put in school will do that. ]

Virology Starts with Coffee

[subject_013]

[Yes, this is an actual shirt. Somehow, I could see someone getting it for him as a gag gift and him ignoring it, but using it as a sleep shirt...]