i see no downside

[khaldrogos]

biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

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Cute space duke, future ruler of an entire planet.

[desertpowered]

[codenametesla]

I... feel like the second could be a benefit or a detriment, depending on a lot of factors.

I'm a princess, but more importantly I'm really energetic in bed!

[partyhats]

Hung

[occultinspector]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

H... how did you survive that?

Noble lord. Lots of gold. Sympathetic to the underdog. Great sense of humor!

[largeshadow]

( and unlike season 8 it's not all dick jokes but some dick jokes, sorry )

[amaranthine]

How do you act on it? This sympathy.

great sex, don't have to talk about your feelings, no dealing with in-laws?

[cafeultra]

[ the Don't Mention Free Coffee Challenge starts now. ]

powerful healer, and you'll never be cold again

[margrace]

[ .. well.. it's complicated. ]

naganohara yoimiya — genshin impact

[fiireworks]

Can't die

[rovingstories]

Wha-- okay, hey, that can't be the only benefit worth mentioning!

has a decently sized library of really good comic books, is kind of strong, has very soft fur

[seespotshield]

[ he lends out the comics to everyone though??? ]

Very playful and always in an upbeat mood!

[joyfuljulie]

Hahaha, well, I do have my down moods as well. It's important to have fun though!

Loyal, excellent cook, free tech support

[telecommute]

[ Comes with some emotional complications... ]

[gravity_grrl]

When you say excellent cook is it like, real food or are you one of those weird health people who claims their a good cook to try and convert others to eatin beans all the time?

I'm an expert at both home renovation and cooking.

[orthodoxies]

[Plus she does her own demolition.]

You will be the pretty one

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ It is good, ja? ]

Will not hesitate to stab people for you.

[villr]

[ Is that ... a good thing tho ... ]

shapeshifter! also, you'll always have the coolest clothes, especially if you're a cape

[applique]

[ shrug. ]

Will cook and bake for you all the time.

[halfdemonbaker]

[He can't help that he enjoys spending time in the kitchen.]

[moonbunnyusako]

What’s your favorite thing to make?

Will spare you if he decides to conquer the realm...maybe.

[demonicconquest]

[moonbunnyusako]

Only a maybe on sparing the person you’re with if your conquer the realm?

amazing cook. makes cute clothes. will murder for you

[nefilim]

[ One of these is not like the others. ]

[windsongs]

[ Um? ]

So can I opt out of one of these, or..?

[ Someone's anti-murder here. ]

Will read your favorite books to discuss them with you.

[castlelibrary]

will offer a more rational viewpoint and copious amounts of space.

[equipollent]

technically wealthy, magically powerful, semi-owns an entire town

[fretful]

Wow, this is wildly out of context. I don't own a town, and the wealth comes at the cost of cryptids.

Will always give you hugs and share her chocolate

[moonbunnyusako]

can break your curse. some restrictions apply.

[lastpetal]

nice hair, WILL make you consider the moral implications of every action you take.

[regretfilled]

[ He navel-gazes. A lot. ]

[relictusdeus]

[He scoffs coolly.] And you think this a boon to others?

No strings attached. Isn't the type to get jealous.

[dreamflowers]

[Because of reasons.]

[rijksmuseum]

[The description earns a little smile from her, the barest flicker of warmth. ]

Hm.

[An eyebrow lift.]

Dating benefits, like beauty, are in the eye of the beholder I suppose. Post-thirties, the no strings attached lifestyle became something I used to call a red flag on a dating profile.

Does possession make you uncomfortable? Possessing, that is. Not the being possessed.