I had a crappy guidance counselor.

[iamthesockpirelestat]

BAKERSTREET CAREER DAY

From the invisible to the glamorous, all work contributes to this nutty world we call our own. No profession's too big or too small to count! Know what that means? We do!

It's a multiversal job fair, and your character's here to recruit for (or warn against) their field.


HOW TO PLAY
- Instead of the traditional subject header, describe in brief what it is your character does. Or doesn't. Clear up misconceptions, offer the whole company line, etc.
- Interested parties inquire within.
- Did somebody bring the applications? I hope I at least get some company pens out of all this..

Comments

[sisterimperator]

[ Her brow slowly crept up as she listened to this.

Ah, yes. High school. ]

There's got to be a star-crossed lovers part to this.

[nutkrusher]

Y'know, actually...kinda. There's Liu Kang and Kitana, though that's a long, fucked-up story in itself.

[sisterimperator]

I enjoy fucked up stories. Want to share with the class?

[ Cassie had already introduced herself, and so - ] I'm Sister Imperator. Though I don't know if you'd want to know my name, considering that I'm a "Satanoid".

[nutkrusher]

Well, I'll shorten it then. Kitana was a ten thousand year-old Princess of Outworld, and Liu Kang was Earthrealm's champion in Mortal Kombat. They each had a thing for one another, but they both died fighting against Shao Kahn. Then a Netherrealm sorcerer named Quan Chi brought them back to life as revenant slaves.

Even though Quan Chi is dead and Shinnok is incapacitated, this is where they still are.

[sisterimperator]

Are they cognizant that they're together? If they are then that's still a happy ending. If not, then that's where the tragedy lies.

[nutkrusher]

They're serving evil against their will. That's not happy no matter where they're at.

[sisterimperator]

I would've thought you'd liberate them, since you're apparently the weapon against evil.

[nutkrusher]

We did the best we could, for as many of them as we could.

Enough for me to know what being like that does to you.k

[If the Blood Code wasn't enough already. But she's not talking about the Reiko Incident.]

[sisterimperator]

Are you bothered by this?

[nutkrusher]

I am. And you don't know the first fucking thing about it.

[sisterimperator]

Tell me about it, then.

[nutkrusher]

Most parts of it aren't my story to tell, they're about trauma that isn't mine. And the parts that are my story I don't feel like telling you.

[sisterimperator]

Aren't you sweet.

[nutkrusher]

Yeah. A real peach.