Chin up, chest out. It's rating time.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[emikaelson]

My lady, there is no rating for such loveliness. If I hadn't had a few rather impure thoughts before, I have to admit to them now.

[riftings]

You are a notorious flatterer, Elijah Mikaelson.

[ But she can’t help the slow flush that heats her cheeks and creeps down her throat to spread across the rest of that pale skin. ]

[emikaelson]

I am only notorious in that I tell the truth. You truly are gorgeous, and you have no need of ratings when you reach far above all others.

[riftings]

...you just delight in making me blush, don't you?

[ She's on to you, Mister Smooth-Talker. ]

[emikaelson]

I didn't place my chest on display. If I had it would have looked something like this. It's a little more put together than it has been in a while. I've had reason to work at it.

I also enjoy your blush. It adds a lovely color to your cheeks. I'd love to tell you more about how much I could enjoy what I've seen so far. Alas, that would be taking our friendship a little too far.

[He may speak with a silver tongue, but there's no hesitance when it comes to the follow through. He means every single word that he says.]

[riftings]

It's not on display. I do have a dress on. [ A horribly uncomfortable dress, but Josephine had insisted. And that Orlesian party had been terribly dull, too. She'd gotten drunk simply out of boredom. ]

And you don't need to show off. You know you're devastatingly handsome. [ Yet she'll never admit that she's imagined that particular view once or twice. Or sixty times. ]