tfln

[gutties]

Also, the older the better.

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[deathbeforedecaf]

Okay but it is a lifetime achievement. The nurses watch me like a hawk (ha!). Apparently I'm a flight risk.

[nostalgiabomb]

I'm sure they just don't want you to bleed over all their clean linoleum

Or operating heavy machinery while you're high on painkillers

You *did* sound pretty out of it at the time

[deathbeforedecaf]

This is also like my sixth attempt at escaping.
But this time, I succeeded.

[nostalgiabomb]

Sixth attempt during this visit?

Or sixth attempt in your illustrious career of hospital escapes?

The clarification is important, I think

[deathbeforedecaf]

Sixth attempt of all time. Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was just that one visit? By then I bet they'd be shoving me out the door.

[nostalgiabomb]

yeah see, I was thinking you meant this visit, in which case I was gonna tell you to send those poor nurses a huge bouquet and a fruit basket

But hey, congrats, I guess. We can commemorate your success with a trophy. One of those little ones that they give to jealous 3-year-olds

[deathbeforedecaf]

That sounds great. I think we should also include whiskey.

[nostalgiabomb]

that depends

what were you in the hospital for in the first place that you had to escape it?

[deathbeforedecaf]

Broken nose. I can usually set it myself but this time there was wayyyyy too much blood.

[nostalgiabomb]

dude what even happened?

i'm guessing you didn't just run into a wall

[deathbeforedecaf]

Oh, I got in a fight with about twenty tracksuits. They definitely look worse than me.

[nostalgiabomb]

considering the worst you got was a broken nose, color me impressed

i'll send you your trophy in the mail. i'm too cheap for a plaque so i'll just write a certificate for you

"congrats on not dying and on probably pissing off a bunch of medical professionals"

[deathbeforedecaf]

Yeah, there was a lot of yelling while I was escaping. I think they wanted to remove the IV properly.

[nostalgiabomb]

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