Red flags

[knitsock]

RED FLAGS meme

Sure, you may look like a total catch, but what's the catch? Maybe everything isn't what it seems.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- what do you put there instead? verbalize the red flag(s) that should, in a just world, come attached to your characters. be honest. be brutal.
- with this forbidden knowledge in mind, the rest of bakerstreet has to decide whether they wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole or if they'd throw caution to the wind and still go for it.

Comments

will fight everyone in the world to protect you...including himself. and you.

[ruffgoing]

[moonlightshine]

I can understand that...but I also feel that's a bit counter productive? [Cue nervous laugh, because she does that too.]

Randomly oscillates between a calmly collected devil and an unhinged Looney Tune.

[strongestcoward]

[ In a softly spoken, very smooth voice- ]

Of course, you realise... this means war.

[watersacrificed]

I've gone to war for less.

[Really, she has. And she's managed to kick Hades' ass, so...

What do red flags look like again?]

randomly lethal and entirely confused; rash, always on edge. can't tell reality from her imagination

[shrinksense]

This again?

[strongestcoward]

That's my girl.

[ Asura gives Alice a short kiss to the cheek. ]

Just so you know, I am real.

[ In case she ever doubted it. He is entirely in keeping a weird hallucination. ]

Ice queen, tyrant of faeries for 2k years, witch, lawful evil, petty?

[soveraigntie]

[daughterofthemark]

Are you certain that isn't meant to say "pretty?"

the literal poster boy for this meme, thinks the ends justify the means, actually likes robespierre

[narrowstreets]

Also struggles with relationships because he feels like he’s cheating on France. Yes, the country.

[sisterimperator]

All for the cause, hm?

Actual Literal Villain, violent murderer, emotionally avoidant, mood swingy, obsessed with dead firs

[coldestsummer]

t and only love, unfocussed anger issues that get on everyone, honestly most of the way to criminally insane, should I continue...?))

control issues to the max

[kubricks]

leader of a notorious family of professional assassins. can and will kill with anything.

[hakage]

[And I do mean anything.]

works for [REDACTED], will choose money or herself over you, everytime.

[17l]

has no right eye, feral, probably doesn't understand normal relationships.

[boleznennaya_zhenshchina]

in another life, she was a serial murderer and a graverobber. and some habits die hard.

[madame_nerium]

is an actual, factual, hellfire and brimstone demon. with all the horrible shit comes with it.

[puppet_mistressofhell]

insane amount of trust issues, a prude, murderous and on occasion cannot tell delusion from reality.

[riveres]

will gaslight you into doing his bidding, feed on your trauma, and blackmail you to hell and back

[eyeopens]

[ and that's just the tip of the yikesberg! ]

[corridors]

You reek. I can't imagine anyone wants to touch you.

responsible for a lot of death, cloning, and war in relation to above; also called the necromancer

[fonicarte]

being a romulan time-travelling assassin. 🚩

[romuliar]

loved the episode and her in general

[jankyoldbrokehobo]

People are so dang judgemental these days, right?

man who doesn't know he has a son finds said son, rips his demon-arm off for power.

[darkslay]

[ otherwise known as the plot of dmc5 ]

Took the Oath of 'I can fix them!', grew up in a literal cave, horny on main

[starfreckles]

All of these are over simplifying!

[coldsong]

Are you sure that last one is oversimplifying? [Teasing! Just teasing.]

can get very obsessive despite struggling with Actual Romantic Feelings. also violent fantasies.

[cafeultra]

[ and she's apparently becoming a bit of a drunk lately! ]

reanimated corpse with a bad attitude and serial killer genes

[ptoma]

being batman always takes priority

[schwayed]

.. Hey, I’m doing okay with the balancing act! Better than the old man, anyway.

[bodilesswarrior]

Congratulations, you've stepped over a bar that's somewhere in the sewer.

Her work doesn't let her get committed to a relationship. But she also doesn't take any vacations.

[babyredfield]

[ It's probable that since Rockfort Island, Claire works feverishly to help as much as she can against bio-terrorism that she forgot to have a life. ]

... You could've just said I have a knack for getting into trouble, not call me out like this.

self-destructive and self-sacrificing to the extreme. also vindictive af.

[infinite1ups]

I'm working on that last one.

[coldsong]

Working on it as in trying to be less vindictive or trying to get better at your methods of vengeance?

that whole mass murderer thing

[lordofcrime]

[sisterimperator]

Announcing it so brazenly?

self-righteous hypocrite who's allergic to commitment and runs away from her problems

[shouldbefine]

...Did the Master write this?

[slimandfoxy]

It is a bit harsh.

[ He can’t… really argue with it, though. ]