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[depletes]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

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loving herself, because if she doesn't, how the hell is she going to love somebody else?

[innerbeauty]

An important philosopher from Earth said that.

[ RuPaul. It was RuPaul. ]

waging a literal war against his ex.

[legislatory]

pining for the same guy for 800 years

[crimsoneming]

[northernconsort]

Now that's romantic.

gay and repressed af

[hylli]

[ He doesn't know what you're talking about. ]

[wavelengthening]

[ Just this look, a tilt of his head. A smile, small. ]

reincarnating until she gets this right.

[transmigrate]

Has boss-ass bitch for a girlfriend

[stormangel]

my first boyfriend became a door.

[snipers]

Okay, you're really oversimplifying things.

[shaojunqingjiu]

He became a door?! My, how did that happen?

in a relationship with a garbage man who is also a massive tsundere

[crisantemo]

I think "tsundere" is the right term for it...

found the crayons to my coloring book

[professionalriot]

it's complicated and annoying.

[reform]

[ who he makes ridiculous puppy eyes at when he thinks they aren't looking is annoying, more specifically. ]

Can't leave the house most days. Just feels blessed to have friends.

[telecommute]

[ It probably wouldn't work out anyway. ]

I don't have time for that nonsense. Or can't be bothered.

[haxsignburneverything]

relationships are complicated because she complicates them. anybody know a spell for that?

[teenwitching]

Dumped AND blocked.

[snakehead]

[ ... He did kinda have it coming though. ]

being attached to her is the emotional equivalent of old yeller dying from rabies.

[exhumings]

all about that free love (aka mommy issues lead to commitment issues)

[fishtalk]

Married, technically.

[sisterimperator]

his wife died tragically, practically at his hands, after turning into a monster. he never recovered

[blamefate]

single, probably in love with one of his best friends.

[faceself]

[shiroganeheir]

Only probably, Senpai? I am surprised.

he’s had many lovers over the centuries. souvenirs of them range from old letters to one’s skull

[eyeopens]

[monstermanual]

... a skull??

being Satan's future meatbag limits your opportunities to settle down.

[surelyheavenwaits]

[sisterimperator]

I suppose it would do that, yes.

so complicated it would require a flowchart

[slimandfoxy]

[aspolyhymnia]

Pull out that chalkboard.

devoted to a deity who is about to abandon her people.

[exultations]

hopeless romantic/serial monogamist, falls in love hard and fast with many fascinating people

[corbomite]

[but ultimately just so very married to his ship job]

[queenofkur]

[ Romantic and monogamous... That's very rare amongst humans of late! But there's one thing that sounds weird here. ]

... How can you fall in love hard with many people while being a hopeless monogamist romantic?

multiversal disaster.

[minimoffs]