all the comments. all of them.

[hospitalbar]

This is a Grab Bag & Comment Spam Meme!

instructions: post your characters. reply to other people. go wild. that's it. those are the instructions.

 

Possible Scenarios

1. Text Message. 

2  IM.

3. Note Passing.

4. Twitter.

5. Whatever. 

Comments

[ftws]

[ s i g h oh neddy. ]

i'd say join the twenty-first century, but call waiting has existed since before you were born.

[sixty]

how do you know when i was born? maybe i had to pay extra for call waiting. there's a lot of reasons why i may not have it.

[ftws]

you look good for a forty year old then. and, last i check, it's standard.

[sixty]

it's still impolite. i can't have customer's holding just so i can be social. there's gotta be some professionalism around here.

[ftws]

wouldn't hurt to be more sociable.

[sixty]

i am social! i have friends. we do things.

[ solve crimes get money. ]

we do stuff. that's social.

[ftws]

i don't mean to burst your bubble, ned, but hanging out at the mortuary every night isn't exactly "hip."

[ it's not as if britta has room to talk, but shhhh. this isn't about her. they can fix her next week. ]

[sixty]

it is not every night! emerson's friends with the very kind man who works there. that's social too.

[ftws]

emerson isn't friends with anyone.

[sixty]

he's friends with me.

[ftws]

is he? ok. i'll take your word.

[sixty]

he is. he won't admit it. but he is.

he should admit it. i've gotten him out of enough jams for it to be an understood fact.

[ftws]

yeah, emerson's a tortured soul. he's too broken to admit that he needs human contact. that he needs friends. i wouldn't push him. he's like a wild dog; if you press too hard, he might lash out then run away

[sixty]

it's not funny. he's got baggage just like everyone else. also he's more of the growling type but never actually bares his teeth.

[ftws]

that wasn't sarcasm, you jag. i'm a therapist, i would never make fun of someone's problems.

[sixty]

can we not do the name-calling thing?

[ftws]

and can we not do the jumping to conclusions?

[sixty]

there were no conclusions jumped to. that was definitely a name that you were calling me. and i don't know how i'm supposed to determine tone through a bunch of pixels on a tiny screen.

[ftws]

ok i've got a solution to this; CALL NOT TEXT.

there.

[sixty]

i'd really prefer not to have this conversation again so soon.

[ftws]

what conversation? this was fine.

[ in britta's terms, it was. ]

[sixty]

okay. arguing's not fine. but okay.

[ftws]

[ you're really limiting her conversation topics ned :| ]

alright, alright. i'll try to keep the technology to the twentieth century. so call me the next time. or use smoke signals.