Jail meme

[engagements]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...



WOKE UP IN JAIL!

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... It's not that I'm drunk. I'm good! I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.
2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)
3. Jailer/Warden.
4. Stranger/Cellmate.
5. Choose your own!

Comments

becca ~ original ~ ota

[cafeultra]

( Info on her journal. )

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota

[dethangel]

[just the usual rockstar shenanigans. he'll be out in no time.]

p sure all 8

[graveresemblance]

[sighing, and deciding no, he will not be able to get more comfy, Livio flicks the low brim of his hat away from his eyes so he can look at Toki]

You feelin' any shame for this, yet?

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Kaz Brekker | Grishaverse | OTA

[noreasonneeded]

[OOC: He 100% landed in jail on purpose and is prepared to break out when whatever job he's on is done. He could be there to help break someone else out of jail, or he could be in there with a partner in crime because they need to steal something inside of the jail and this is part of the plan. Crosscanon and assumed CR are welcome, as of course are others from the Grishaverse.]

Ryan | The Quarry

[caveout]

( totally werewolf things. he is in jail for werewolf crimes. awoooo. )

Revan | Spellforce OC

[forgedsoul]

[Not again...]

aedan trevelyan | dragon age inquisition | ota

[firstimpression]

[ cross-canon, oc's welcome. very open to modern/fantasy au's and multiverse handwaving. character info/prefs in journal. ]

Yvain Kaivodulin || High Fantasy OC

[bastard_crow]

[Not the first time, not the last. Probably just came to from being passed out on the bench/floor.]

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

[ not the first time she's ended up in jail! ]

Ashida Noriko | X-Men

[electro_kinetic]

[ down for anything! she's a hooligan. ]

Aria Steelwind | TCAA

[queennothing]

[ Makes the most sense as a police interrogator or attorney, but she could be jailed herself. Hopefully not for triple homicide this time. ]

Magne Hikiishi | My Hero Academia

[sistermagnetic]

[Whoops, she got caught.....]

selina kyle, dc comics

[catlady]

Crowley | Good Omens

[agathokakological]

[celestial_mongoose]

And here I thought you'd be able to keep yourself out of trouble.

[ A Fussy sort of person stands not far from the bars of his cell. ]

And what might it be that got you locked up this time?

Blackbeard | Our Flag Means Death

[treading_water]

anahid joddani | the burnished city series

[ilk]

( Either arrested for gambling or aiding and abetting fugitive(s); or - more likely - doing the bailing out. )

ballister boldheart | nimona

[boldheart]

Sadie Adler | Red Dead Redemption 2 : M/F for ship. OTA for gen

[the_widow]

[ Canon, Cross Canon, Cross Medium. Canon timeline, AU, Modern AU, Other ideas? Open to hearing what you have. ]

Ren Amamiya / Joker | Persona 5 Royal | OTA

[kamen_thief]

[ Dammit. Not again. But he's been so well-behaved! ]

Kurogiri | My Hero Academia | ota

[capillatus]

[he's a villain who's captured in canon, so it's very plausible...]

Spock | Trek | ota

[quitefascinating]

[in jail again? must be Tuesday]

Clint Barton | MCU | OTA

[arrowminded]

[ apparently Ultimates!Hawkeye is recruited for SHIELD while on Death Row. Very interested in exploring that! ]

Eliot Waugh / Magicians / OTA

[shitking]

[ Eliot in jail sounds hilarious. Like, real world jail. Not Fillory jail. That's too whimsical. ]

The Master | Doctor Who | OTA

[selfsaboteur]

[ either it's Time Lord jail and he's super in trouble, or he's secretly running the dang thing from the inside ]

Crowley | Supernatural | OTA

[didnotsaunter]