Guess.

[indecisivesock]

GUESS MY NAME

This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.

Comments

🐇🐇 🌿

[pyonpyon]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Welp, time for this smartass to make supposedly "educated" guesses.]

Warren... [He squints; he gets the rabbits, but that green thing?] ...Kale.

[forayer]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

When in doubt, I go with...

Ken.

🚪🌺

[corridors]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

Hmm. [He studies those emojis and considers what names they might stand for.]

Doris Gardener.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[cafeultra]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

Jessica Taylor.

[Way to expose your days as a Sailor Moon fanboy, Jason...]

🌄🌾🦌

[beatitudes]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

['Oh, this one should be fun,' Jason thinks. Three emoji, really easy to translate into three characters.]

Shān Mò Lù

[insert cute emoji here]

[peopleofhope]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Hm... no hints again. He visibly thinks it over, and then pronounces her to be a...]

Betty.

(◡‿◡✿)

[infinite1ups]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Well, he's reminded of something right away, but she wouldn't share a name with the Peacock Princess. Wrong background, most likely. So he thinks back to one of the (many many) books he's read, trying to think of a similar tale. And when he thinks of it, he declares,]

Swanhilde. Like the fairy tale.

➵

[firstimpression]

[cafeultra]

I'm getting a feeling of like... Brandon.

Possibly because you remind me of a boy I once knew by that name.

(-_-;)

[feminae]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Jason knows she won't get the joke without knowing his name, but he still gives a grin as he says:]

Jennifer.

[[OOC: "Beyond Jennifer & Jason: The New Enlightened Guide to Naming Your Baby" was published back in 1994 and I'm a big goof.]]

📜

[legislatory]

[narrowstreets]

[ After a very judgemental look at that Roman-seeming outfit: ] …Gaius.

🎶🌼

[acaseofyou]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Based solely on the emoji 'clues', Jason guesses,] Melody Flowers!

⭐✨

[escalation]

[fallenone]

I feel like this needs either the 'plant, animal, or mineral' game or the charades one to be successful. May I buy a vowel, please.

you know his name, don't you, neighbour?

[asabvsblw]

[tenpo]

Donald.

[helltakinghotcakes]

[... Honestly go right ahead because even we, the fans, don't know his ACTUAL name...]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

Hmm...

Greg.

🐰🌸☀️

[diemtocarpe]

[pyonpyon]

... Hikari?

💪💙🔆

[wapow]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

All I can say is that I hope you're not referencing the film "Blue Summer". [Jason crosses his arms over his chest and fakes looking stern for a moment, before giving in to the urge to smirk playfully at her.]

🍺📞 🕒💰 (i think i'm quite clever)

[thirdchance]

🀄🀄🀄 pon. (cries in mahjong)

[tenpo]

[reformedzombiecrimelord]

[Jason can't help a little laugh at that clue, and thus proclaims the name:] Dān Lóng Sān!

Not enough booze or time in the world to figure it out

[fallenone]

Do I give a hint. Or do you buy a vowel?

[mosthexcellent]

Usually you just let people have at it. But if we're going the Wheel of Fortune route, I'll take an E, Vanna.

🌺🤺⚔

[heshande]

💎

[quietreflection]

🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘

[dealing_death]

Re: 🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘

[furwithfangs]

[Draws a heart on a piece of paper. Folds the paper and hands it to her.]

🍷

[the_cupbearer]

[ go for it, he's got a weird one. ]

[doctorize]