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Camden Bowe | Sci-fi OC

[interstellartrooper]

Morgan | Fate/GO

[soveraigntie]

[Spoilers for Lostbelt 6 Part 2: same face different dude.]

Harley Quinn | DC

[clowngirl]

[What you might see.

What she sees.]

just this face

[catlady]

[clowngirl]

Okay, that's not fair. Yours wears a mask. He might not even have a face!

[catlady]

... trust me, it's a good face. Smoochable. Punchable. Sturdy. Multi-talented, really.

[clowngirl]

Pics or you smooch gargoyles!

[jokester_not_joker]

You really need to work on having higher standards, Harley my dear.

[clowngirl]

Like purple and green over green and purple?

[jokester_not_joker]

Yes, but also no, I'm a mess. Less of a mess than him, but still a mess. I was talking much more... not a sociopathic killer who will never care about you and will throw you to the wolves for a laugh.

[clowngirl]

They say there's plenty of fish in the sea but sometimes somebody drops a whole buncha toxin into the harbor and poisons all the fish, then you remember you don't actually like fish and you forgot where you were goin' with the whole analogy.

You ever get a professional opinion on your mess?

[jokester_not_joker]

Nope, the Harley from my world wasn't a psychologist. She was a talent agent, the best damned talent agent I ever met.

You lucked out. The worst you get from your Bat-obsessed problem is a knock on the head and a few broken bones. My Owl-obsessed problem had no problem killing people that pissed him off.

[clowngirl]

I'm sorry. I know what it's like to lose somebody. Not to like, a maniac in a cape, but there isn't really a good way to do it.

I can't get ya any gigs but I always got an ear to lend.

[jokester_not_joker]

Thanks, Harley. Seems like you're a sweetheart no matter what world you're from.

[Sure, this Harley was also a criminal capable of murder, but who doesn't have their faults?]

I'm not going to lay the whole sob story on you right here, but I can give you the short version. I was a struggling comedian working for a gimmick, when I landed on the idea of making fun of the biggest bully in Gotham. Owlman isn't like your Batman, no crime-fighting or moral guidance. He was just a bully with a bigger arsenal, shaking down people for money and murdering anyone in his way.

Everyone loved the jokes, and soon I was raking in the dough. That's when I met Harley. She was a wonderful woman, that was already a bright spot in my life, but she made it even brighter. Our relationship became more than just professional, she meant a lot to me.

It couldn't last. Really, I should've expected it. Owlman showed up. Harley didn't make it, and he left me with a big jagged smile for the trouble. That's when I decided to become the Jokester. I put all the money I had left from my comedy gigs into gadgets, gizmos and gags to make his life a living hell.

Eventually I did get tired of him, and killed him, but his side-kick took up the name.

[clowngirl]

Young man seeks catharsis in the form of vengeance after a loss, becomes a crimefighter. Makes sense from a psychological standpoint.

Are you still playin' Clown Crusader?

[jokester_not_joker]

You got it one Doc, I'm sure the physical scarring as a reminder didn't help. Surgeons did what they could, but we don't have any super medical technology.

[He shakes his head in the negative.]

I was, up until I threw myself at something way above my pay grade, probably more of my grief if I'm bein' honest. I'm as dead as a door nail, but instead of ending up in some sort of afterlife, I ended up... wherever this place we're at is.

So, I'm taking it as a celestial vacation, I guess. Nothin' I can do, and I'm pretty sure the universes got reset or something, so nowhere to go back to even if I wanted to.

If you're wonderin' where my stance is on crime, I don't care if someone steals jewels from some museum or some rich asshole. For you specifically? Don't kill an innocent person where I can see it, and I'm willing to pretend it didn't happen.

... Not the healthiest way of thinking when I say it out loud, but them's the breaks.

[He gives a laugh, his voice, tone and everything certainly would sound like the man Harley knew, but he's obviously very different in personality.]

Oh, that reminds me. You can call me Jackie. Not like a man from another world has to worry about a secret identity anyway.

[clowngirl]

You look good to me, Jackie.

Don't worry. I can be a good girl. [Until she isn't. But it's impossible not to take a liking to someone she feels like she knows so well, even if she technically doesn't.]

[jokester_not_joker]

[Jackie feels much the same about Harley. She was enough like the woman he remembered that she felt familiar, but he did remind himself she was her own person.

Still, it felt good to feel like he was interacting with someone he missed terribly.]

Aw, Harley, you're a peach.

[He dares to hug her from the side and give her a kiss on the cheek before letting go.]

If you think I look good, then I must be doing something right.

[criminallysane]

You always did have a talent for noticing what others missed.

What say we call it an early night tonight, hm? Make a little time for you, me, and a round or two with the whoopie cushion?

[clowngirl]

Be still my heart but rev up the rest of me!

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door

[shadowmistress]

[ Her cute and strong Momo ]

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

[ Obligatory posting of the bae ]

[scarlet_devil]

My, she's quite the beauty...

[shrieking_violet]

Isn't she? Are you jealous?

[scarlet_devil]

Hmm, not really, but I wonder if she's into threesomes?

[shrieking_violet]

How slutty of you to go straight for it.

[ Nothing wrong with being slutty though. ]

[scarlet_devil]

I didn't hear a 'no' now did I?

Micha Jawkan | Symphogear

[killyoupamyupamyu]

[ Big or small master ]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass

[knightmare_princess]

[ Who could love Euphemia more? ]

link | loz: breath of the wild

[hylife]

She is intelligent, talented, strong, and loyal... and she has the silkiest mane you've ever seen, right?

[ Link beams, having misunderstood the assignment completely ]

Cipher Nine | Star Wars the Old Republic

[stabgremlin]

[His type is kind of all over the place...]