just ups.

[hellboi]

biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

Fulfills any 'must be over...' height requirements in a partner you may have.

[bit_awkward]

[naturaldisasster]

Just puttin' all th'chips down on size-queens, eh? That's fair, it's a safe bet.

Literal goddess, has a great ass, milf vibes

[kallipugos]

[ Voicetesting, so be gentle lol. M/F 18+ for reciprocated. ]

[avatarfortruth]

[ We'll just ignore all her jealousy issues and also. you know. Ares. ]

And all the love in the world to give. Hello, Aphrodite.

shapeshifting, obviously

[lykil]

.. Obviously.

Best cunnilingus skills this side of the galaxy*

[nullsuit]

[*For a species with only one tongue.]

The unnatural stamina doesn't just apply to combat

[wolfdogwitcher]

[revmeup]

You have my attention.

8ft tall department, wide hips, king of Hyrule, very powerful, would devote himself to you.

[raauru]

O-Okay, as true as it all may be, there’s no need for all that flattery.

An eternity spent in the lap of luxury.

[alliegiance]

[henchgal]

At this point in my life, that's tempting. What's the downside?

you'll always be the hot one in the relationship

[ptoma]

[tenpo]

Is that something people find to be a benefit?

( he seriously doesn't know. )

cute, bubbly, ray of sunshine who knows the best food spots

[wapow]

Fox Goddess, disciple of the god of war... No ability to cook.

[white_foxing]

You had me at food...

excellent cook and can turn into a wolf

[cryptsleeper]

[white_foxing]

[Elder fox goddess, no ability to cook.]

Well...

Lots of (potentially kinky) sex and free coffee.

[cafeultra]

[ Downside: she's not super into commitment. Perhaps she could be convinced. ]

Always have a DD? Also, baked goods.

[infinite1ups]

can protec. also happy to be fed. give him all the food you cook.

[thirdchance]

[experiment01]

Do you like sweets? I'm good at cooking but I prefer things with a sweet variety. Like cookies, brownies, and cakes. Those kinds of things! [The question is asked via her phone's text-to-speech app, red eyes peering at him curiously. Quite a nifty little piece of technology.]

will take care of you and never ask for a thing in return

[counterstep]

[traitors]

Please like yourself a little more.

will do anything to make you happy, even at his own expense

[merlot]

[ m/m ]

[cloudgeneral]

You deserve better than that.

hot immortal jack of all trades

[traitors]

eager to please. pretty good at roleplaying. full of maggots. pocket-sized.

[blattella]

[NOT THE MAGGOTS he's gonna hurl.]

[bonemender]

[ full of maggots... ]

Hmm...to be honest with you, my first thought was to perform field surgery on you to remove the maggots. However, looking at your arm, I can't help but feel that your situation is more complicated than that.

[ castti puts her field surgery kit away. ignore the scalpels. ]

You know, most people would consider 'full of maggots' to be a turnoff.

Can make your enemies explode! Will also not chastise you for having enemies.

[heptagram]

[She can do other stuff to them, too.]

[feminae]

…how, exactly, are you making the enemies explode?

Can kick your ass and kiss your ass in two seconds flat.

[nomorefear]

[bit_awkward]

Admittedly one of those sounds more appealing than the other.

...telekinetic and imaginative

[telekinesis_kills]

[nomorefear]

How imaginative?

Strongest cultivator of his gen + Lan clan big dick syndrome = best sex of your life.

[lanclan]

[ His face is in a palm, oh dear. ]

slamming hot, will kill for you, incredible fashion sense, milf-adjacent

[hakage]

[she doesn't say anything but in her head she's like "what the fuck is milf-adjacent"]

[prayererror]

Milf-adjacent. Out of use, vulgar slang, namely an acronym. The entry does not have much information, so I am unable to provide more data, bar the fact that it aligns you with motherhood.

[on today's history lesson with Dimos: that shit.]

Fox goddess, disciple of the god of war, drinks like a fish, can't cook

[white_foxing]

aggressively protective, will kill and/or go to prison for you, remarkably unquestioning

[vestments]

( but lbr, the benefits are very minimal. )

[avatarfortruth]

Are questions... usually unwelcome?

probably strong enough to protect you, has very soft fur

[seespotshield]

[ 'probably strong enough' should feel like an insult, but honestly? he's fine with it. ]

[unrequite]

It's true. It is very difficult to stop cuddling you once one starts.