typecasted

[feudalfairytales]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

dark-haired young princes/royalty with tragic destinies.

[transmigrate]

[raauru]

[ Royalty with tragic destinies … wow, that hits too close home. ]

Cute girls. Older men.

[windsongs]

I'm gonna fight whoever thought this was funny.

[ And yet she doesn't deny it it. ]

[snipers]

[ ... this sounds uncomfortably familiar. ]

Guess that's something else we have in common.

Compassionate, Understanding Sexy Women and Handsome Men who don't mind scars.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Yeah....yeah, that's about it.

[eumenis]

[A long, quizzical look. This is flattering, and that is confusing in itself.]

I don't think...I've heard 'compassionate' often. [Or 'sexy', to be honest, but that's more subjective.]

emotional werewolves with trauma

[impack]

Wait a damn minute.

[whatisstarwars]

Well it's not exactly wrong.

driven, stubborn smartasses/nerds/assholes/goofs/do-gooders that aren't afraid to step on him

[counterstep]

Erm. That's, uh, um.

( not. wrong. but. also awful? )

[peopleofhope]

Why do you want people to step on you?

older men. cute girls.

[snipers]

[ listen it was perfect no need to improve. ]

[queenofkur]

That's... That's a wide range...

[ She can't imagine there being two more distinct extreme! ]

Bi/Pan disasters, DILFs, women who can drop-kick him, and sad bastards with pretty eyes.

[coldsong]

[Honestly, there are probably several dozen other types and subtypes, though. He is nothing if not prolific.]

[riftings]

That's...quite the list.

roguish badboys with hearts of gold/secretly romantic workaholics

[riftings]

[ She's going to set a certain dwarf and Tevinter mage on fire for this! ]

Persistent daydreamers who can convince me of their delusions. Short kings. women,

[unabelle]

Just 'women'? My word.

[will_to_change]

I guess you have a weakness for women?

the more dangerous, the better

[lykil]

And we usually create lovely, dangerous children together.

[victoriousone]

Say what you will, but they are lovely.

hypercompetent women who literally throw themselves at him while he stumbles around clueless

[donzoko]

Wh— Hey, hold on now! That just makes it seem like I don't know what I'm doing!

[That's the idea.]

[will_to_change]

[That gets a laugh from her.]

Hey, it's okay to not always know what you're doing. You have time to get there.

Literally just be kind to her and others, and ok with casual sex and something is likely to happen.

[will_to_change]

(Nice muscles are a bonus though)

Well, nothing about that is a lie. Seems kind of simplistic when it's written out like that, though.

[coolcustomer]

I take it you've also had problems with people assuming you're only good for certain things?

you want the official answer or the private one?

[traitors]

I don't have a type, I'm into everyone. There is no private answer. [ liar, liar. ]

[counterstep]

...what's the private one?

( fingerguns. )

Self-assured, fiery women and intelligent, gentle men

[freearcadia]

...I'm not looking for anything right now.

[But he isn't denying the types]

Fellow science/magic-minded people. Other nerds. Authors and poets, and their characters.

[heptagram]

["(or people who are based on those)" is a further set, but how do you work that in without breaking the fourth wall?]

. . .

if you break up with them, then they might try to stab you later

[untranslatable]

[ in less toxic traits, he also seems to favor people who hit at least two of: dark-haired, tall, intellectual, takes care of him. ]

[blattella]

[opens his mouth

closes it

reaches out and pats Yi Sang's shoulder.]

You sure have a hell of a bunch of exes, don't you.

strong warriors a bit on the silent side with hearts of gold and a ravenous appreciation of food

[sealedsun]

[ well. ]

[pyrrhic_paladin]

Sounds like your sign is talking about someone specific.

powerful people, anyone who seems like they have a dark side, but... also cute nerdy types

[cafeultra]

[ There can be different definitions of "powerful" and she's attracted to lots of them. ]

she's a sucker for heroic types and all around nice people, and has a soft spot for nerds.

[infinite1ups]

[ But that's not to say she couldn't be drawn to someone... less good. ]

Stong, has muscles, shares the other braincell

[girlwiththegal]

H-hey, what's that last part supposed to mean!?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

D... do I have to... share the braincell? [ He is gay. But. This is not important! Dumb friend located. ]

bratty boys and princely girls

[astrolabium]

[ She silently seethes. ]

[shoukinokami]

Why do you look so put-out? It's accurate.

Has a preference for men who are genuinely kind, sweet and warmhearted.

[wapow]

[Bonus if you're a nerdy and dorky brunette with soulful eyes.]

quick wits, gentle hands, infinite patience, night owl

[hollowfanged]

Strong men not afraid of being silly

[knightofsmiles]

Well darling, if you can't laugh at yourself, what can you truly laugh at? And please, none of that 'I can't burden you with my troubles' nonsense.

guys she implicitly trusts with her life; pretty girls

[coolcustomer]

[One of these bars is much higher than the other.]