why does my shirt say bikini inspector

[feudalfairytales]

Well, it's happened again. You've walked into a room, and you're wearing a t-shirt with your most troublesome personal issue written on it for everybody to see.

Whether it's "daddy issues", "prone to depressive spells", or "unresolved guilt over destroying a city whilst possessed by an evil spirit", your private struggles are now visible to anyone who encounters you! No way to hide it--there it is in big block text, out in the open.

» 1. Post your character. Put the text of their issue in the subject line!
» 2. Tag around to other characters to empathize, encourage, commiserate, or mock!

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Says she’s 29 feet tall but is actually 30

[humongous_cutie]

[lookslikepecs]

[Tomoe can't help but laugh at that. If she's allowed, she'll even pat Diane's back like a good bro.]

That's all? Come on, you're still pretty cute for that! Even though you're a bit small~

Thinks so little of himself that he would only find happiness dying with all his goals accomplished

[azureboar]

[chocorune]

[There is a girl staring at you, not even a teen yet judging by looks.]

That is not the right way to think. Come on, why do you see yourself in such a negative way?

Either thinks too highly of herself or would sooner die in a hole somewhere

[thegloryofnuvelle]

[nobiliteatime]

[ It takes a lot to make Ferdinand stop smiling. Seeing Constance sad, though? That definitely does the trick. ]

Constance... if anything, I think you think far too little of yourself.

Has a second set of fists where his brain should be

[punchintime]

[brigidity]

[ Petra squints at the shirt, parsing the words in her mind. It's not so much that the language of Brigid doesn't have this sort of wordplay, it's just that it doesn't translate particularly well. ]

I am not sure I have understanding. I have heard of "the fists doing the talking," but I have not heard of "the fists doing the thinking."

Is so incredibly beautiful and talented that it's a curse

[disarmingsigh]

[beautyandthebest]

[And in walks a man who, despite being nearly 6'10 feet tall STILL looks like he was handcrafted from marble by the most esteemed Italian rennaisance hermit, with hair so fair it sparkles in the daylight, and all he can do when he sees her text is sigh and go...]

So few understand what it's like...

WAR CRIMER

[zauberdecke]

[ Always about the war crimes, isn't it. ]

will reach her goals no matter the cost

[sirintegra]

(or: champion chainsmoker)

HATES BUGS

[soveraigntie]

[Going deeper would require marking for spoilers. If you intend to touch on those please mark accordingly for others.]

real assassin in disguise

[counterstep]

Ah, shit—

[coldsong]

...Is it wrong that I sort of want that shirt for myself?

Defines her worth through people's opinion and regard of her

[cutehugeyacht]

Oh, no.

[firstimpression]

Probably not the best habit, but I've seen worse.

I'm With Stupid ⬆️

[trashmetal]

[hylife]

[ looks up ]

?

Selfless to a fault, like will literally throw himself off a cliff for you

[raauru]

It's not like that.

[seastorms]

...Can you fly or something? Otherwise that is just a smidge extreme.

The loneliest girl in the world

[cuteandquarky]

:(

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...

Awkwardly pats?]

Longs for approval from parent-aged adults

[soft_shelled]

[RUDE.]

[unrequite]

That's no way to lead a life.

[ Says the parent-aged adult. At least he doesn't sound particularly accusatory about it. ]

Second son-based inferiority complex so severe it makes him carry around a gigantic sword.

[jig]

You don't have to put it quite like that.

[ Nnnnot wrong, though. ]

Decoy Body #00698

[hatician]

it's been ten thousand years....

[nagano]

Dad, I'm very disappointed in the fact that you didn't take decoy body #42069 for a spin for this game.

keeps binge-watching her master's memories like netflix while he's asleep & not sorry for it

[lookslikepecs]

[Alternatively: loves period dramas way too much]

Oh, come on, why would I be? It's not bothering him when he's alseep! He hasn't even noticed it yet!

[ooc: Voicetesting!]

[nagano]

That's awful.

But also somewhat relatable.

[ In other words: also guilty. ]

I lost everyone who mattered to me at the end of vol. 8(?) and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

[frostie]

[ Wait, what's a volume? ]

[raauru]

It's ... something about your face.

TRAVEL-SIZED FIGHTSEXUAL

[windsongs]

[ Oh for crying out loud... ]

I-I'm not that bad!

this is it this is the tag

[nagano]

Wanted murderer with a crush on an even more wanted murderer

[sistermagnetic]

[And no real shame about it tbh.]

unreasonably perfectionistic about his job

[arasakadogs]

Betrayed his fellow smols with a college growth spurt

[nagano]

[ Is 5'6" to 6'2" a glow up or treason against the short people? ]

I was expecting something more dramatic, yet this manages to annoy me more...

[windsongs]

You know, treachery on such a grand scale is punishable by death. What do you have to say for yourself, criminal?

[ Why does she look so serious? ]

Awkward Muse is lonely and mortal.

[aspolyhymnia]

I'm also in need of artists to inspire. If we are putting everything out there.

[bringsthelight]

It's a different day and age, darling. True inspiration seems to have been replaced by that horrible silicon.

Is technically the moon. Also the moon is haunted.

[crisantemo]

I... Guess that's right?

[thetombkeeper]

... Like... the goddess of the moon...? An aspect of it...?

obsessed with spider-man ♡

[badkittycat]

"Oh. I don't know about that."