them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[spacehaze]

So I'm getting you -- literal goddess -- in a bikini, huh?
Because I'm very good with that.
And very good with getting the suntan lotion anywhere you need.

[sikeiatry]

Oh, that's the idea.
Though calling it a bikini might be an exaggeration.

[spacehaze]

...really.
What would be, uh, an accurate name for it?

[sikeiatry]

You'll just have to wait and see, Lieutenant.
And try to pick up your jaw from the ground.

[spacehaze]

Then I'll find something else to do with my mouth.

[sikeiatry]

I'm sure we can find something.

[spacehaze]

I mean, I've got a few ideas in mind...

How crowded are these beaches? Because I'm not sure if public indecency can lead to a discharge or not.