them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[amouriss]

a trip to the moon then, whatever.
i'm not spending another goddamn second as your bitch.

[sikeiatry]

We'll see what you think when I swing by your store.

[amouriss]

i'll burn the fucker down and skip town.
been meaning to go somewhere warmer anyway.

[sikeiatry]

One of us has connections to get away with that, sweetiepie.
And it's not you.

[amouriss]

how expensive do you think a can of gas, a lighter, and offering oral for a lift down the highway really is?

[sikeiatry]

And evading the police?

Actually, you know what?
Go for it.

[amouriss]

what, the pigs?
am i supposed to take them seriously?
my whole identity is fake, they won't find shit